Kevin Carr's Gloves

Sorry to hear that Rents man, heart goes out to you and your family.

It's fucking ridiculous man, old cunt like me.

I fucking hate inconsiderate cunts, I went to Morrisons and saw a big white van had parked across 3 disabled spaces. I was totally fuming and forgot to take my phone in which had my list, I went back out and two lads were getting in said van. I casually pointed out that they were no good vagabonds doing a disservice to the planet and one replied back with a makem accent. At which point I may have lost my temper a little. I ended up getting escorted back into morrisons by two old ladies who had parked in a disabled bay who also gave the two arseholes a piece of their mind. I'm still quite vexed at the situation.

And definitely not just after a “time to go down” signal from the puncher.

I thought that was Jason Manford for a second there.

Aye but the WC is not until November and is going to fuck everything up anyway.

I think with all these covid cases we should postpone all the games until after January.

I’m on fluoxetine

Are they not the same person?

We live in a really nice area. We just live in a nice area.

You bastard, you always say you love me when we finish!!!!

They aren’t worth £400million

I still don't understand why that idiot Ryder wore an England strip, the fucking bellend.

That cunt bloke at the front has a belt fed M60. Why the fuck would anyone need one of those??

It's a pity Quiff is away cos he's a massive arsewipe.

They will give it to Drunken for the rest of the season if they do.

I prefer Howe tbh, I think the football is better

Isn't 90% of SA unvaccinated?

Hold my hands up he has been awesome since Howe got here, which shows how utterly shite Bruce was.

I am going to say it one more time, no other team in the history of the league has been in our league and financial position combined. Bad league position but with money to burn. In January we will buy the players to get us out of trouble. And fuck off with the "no professional worth his salt bla blah blah". It's horse shit, people work for money, we will get better players than we have now and better than those around us have.

You must stink of piss

Large target small weapon

Quiff never scores

Both him and Jamie O'Hara are thick as fuck.