Kevin Carr's Gloves

Your mouth spouts scents and not good ones.

We are spending £2k getting our lawn astro turfed.

You released on the instrumental, that's some grade A premature shit just there.

No I think you're talking out your arse.

Worse than Tim Krul?

Yeah but he's a cunt.

I hire a buggy whenever I play😁

What about starving poor people to death?

Yes, they’re totally upfront about being their atrocities. The Tories are just as cunty and try and look innocent about it.

I meant I’d rather the Saudis owned on their own.

So the Ruben brothers are massive Tory donors. Well tgey can fuck off from buying the club. I’d rather just have the Isis donors.

The lineup was Ross Noble, Steffen Peddie, Tony Mendoza and compared by Vladimir McTavish. There were six people in the audience and my 5 minute set was about the budget (john Major and Norman Lamont) as an episode of the twilight zone.

Is it not more to do with their inability to replace Van Dijk and Gomez?

A PTI Sgt an a couple of corporals calling me a soft cunt.

So Peterbrough only need 1 point to secure automatic promotion.

Did my first gig in the Cumberland in 1993

West Brom are down now

Unfortunately I’m currently managing a project delivery so I’m pretty sure they would notice if I just didn’t turn up.

As a contractor paid by the day working from home I don’t take any days off. I’m also tight.

FIBA did a deal with the Euro League in 2001, more than 12 clubs left to join the Euroleague. No idea where you're going with rugby and stuff. Fifa can ban players from entering world cups if they are not registered with affiliated leagues. Also the home associations can choose not to pick players not playing in their affiliated leagues.

Players will have to be registered with clubs playing in a FIFA / UEFA league to be able to play in World/European internationals.

I wouldn't be surprised if there was a clause in all uefa sanctioned competitions that you can be expelled if you join a non sanctioned one.

I thought you meant they'd moved😄

What did the Dolphins do in 2019?

Definitely no Ballon D'or either