Kevin Carr's Gloves

I thought you meant they'd moved😄

What did the Dolphins do in 2019?

Definitely no Ballon D'or either

Fyp

So are they leaving the premier league?

Fucking shite wankers

Fuck off and die you cunt

And now he’s just like his dad 😛

I am genuinely shocked if I receive a call or text when I’m in the same place as the wife.

He's a blanket stacker. Royal Logistics Corps.

What regiment is he saying he's from? I am going to bet Para or Marine.

Yeah but £12million bought Hearts.

And Arlene keeps going on about the IRA still being active.

Motherwell went fan owned ages ago. It’s a fun club to follow but they basically get a new team every other season and is filled with players from the English lower leagues.

I may be wrong here but I think he was talking about the UK as a whole.

Henry hill thinks you're a Schnuck

It was brilliant although my mam died from dementia so I was in tears for a good part of it.

I bet it's still Joelinton and I bet he is still shit.

Yes it is, very often. https://www.jascots.co.uk/p2955/rocca-sangiovese-puglia-italy/?keyword=&gclid=Cj0KCQjw9YWDBhDyARIsADt6sGazGobsB0BNijHy1vejomNMrtGbrXYC6XoGpFJYE1qtXiiqzLF0gO4aAlviEALw_wcB

So you eat all of your food without sauces or seasoning, chips, mash, vegetables etc?

Well know cos that’s just weird. Do you like chips?

Pasta with olive oil and garlic.

Are you all buying farmfoods savers pasta?

You could try telling a shit joke about the holocaust.

That's just historically incorrect.