Kevin Carr's Gloves

I know, should have just added subtitles.

The policeman who died was called Sicknick, so I’m assuming he was already ill.

He fucking would like.

I didn't mention because you can all see my picture but I was not glad they didn't have camera phones as it would ruin my rep or anything but because it would have been ugly squared.

I once shagged a fat bird in my mates living room with 4 other guys sleeping on the floor, when we finished round one all 4 of them got up and left the room. I'm glad they didn't have camera phones.

I'm 52 which makes my Yeezy post even more ridiculous.

The wife bought me a pair of Yeezy's for Christmas.

Herd immunity doesn't exist, even those who have caught it can't be classed as immune.

And having been told by Rafa he wasn’t worth it.

They breed em big for the meat

This is my boy playing ice hockey on the local pond

2020 has been shit hasn’t it.

You’re absolutely right.

There are many other tax dodging cunts who were given knighthoods

Kenny Miller.

Sheffield Utd are not going to get to double figures this season.

“It’s not my fault lads, me fatha just loved licking minge.”

Fingers crossed that’s all you get buddy

I always thought The Championship was the next level up from the SPL.

What’s his family like?

Did one of those actually want to fight professionally?

You could got to a place called a “post office”. These places allow you to post things anywhere in the world. They do however charge for this service, it isn’t free I’m afraid.

Just Newcastle?

I can’t fucking stand the old firm wankers

Funnily enough the rest of us don’t really think about scaring schoolgirls. But if that’s what you’re into, we aren’t surprised.