curry stained pilchard

Who cares? It's fun!

I got a call on my mobile the other day telling me that I had "won a free design for a kitchen". I pretended I misheard and got excited that I had won a free kitchen. They corrected me, but I still went on as if I'd won a free kitchen. They then asked if I was a home owner, and I replied "I'm homeless" and went silent. The wife started laughing, and I told her it wasn't funny. She agreed, stopped laughing, then hung up! N.B. I'm not really homeless...

Like a few other ex-players, I think he'll get a good reception, then every touch afterwards he'll get a tongue-in-cheek boo...

Help us win, Michael Owen...

Couldn't have put it better myself...

When she walked out and talked to the press afterwards, she had a perfect opportunity to clamp the press and all the numpties who buy the newspapers to read the tripe that they print. What she should have done is read out a statement something like... "May I take this opportunity to condemn the press in front of me for giving this soap opera farce way way way too much press coverage, and ask that instead of printing this story on page one of your papers and headlining the tv news, that it should languish in the latter part of your output, or not at all. In it's place on on your headlines, you can educate with relevant stories of what is happening in the world like the violence in Tibet, the daily violence and killings in Afghanistan and Iraq, etc." Then fucked off home...

Keegface

This is a "must win" game for Birmingham, not us. I'd take a draw now as it keeps them below us with another game gone, plus it's points on the board for us. Not saying we should be looking for a draw mind.

Skysports

Stop moaning...

4th last game of the season then... West Ham - away Chelsea - Home Everton - Away

Bellamy turns up at an awards ceremony...

hush hush

Alan wears the trousers, but Lainya sews the badges onto them, so it's stalemate basically.

dunno might drop into the evening chronicle sometime and see if they want to make one To be honest Sean, I think they may have quite a lot on their hands at the moment, what with KK and transfer speculation. But, you know, they might just go for it. Good luck son!

Fantastic Sean. When do they go into production? I want one!

As this thread seems to be the one to request name change, can you change my name to "curry stained pilchard". No capitals thank you.

Yeah, that's how I remember it too.

...this loon went mental! from .com... 1998 Bolton Wanderers (h) 2-1 Premier League Barnes, Ketsbaia 36,767 When Nathan Blake equalised for the visitors, the celebrations of the travelling fans were drowned out by the ovation that greeted Alan Shearer returning to the team as a substitute, former captain Peter Beardsley leading the applause. Shearer then headed the ball down for Ketsbaia to net a late winner, the Georgian celebrating as if possessed by demons, tossing his shirt into the Gallowgate end and kicking seven bells out an advertising hoarding. Bemused team mates eventually calmed him down long enough to play out the last few seconds.

Aye, and taking his fucking hair gel and 80's haircut with him I can't see him leaving it behind tbh.

Thank fuck that rules Strachan out then.