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I read this article in the Guardian a few weeks ago. Sums it up pretty well I think. "You don't have to love the English language to disapprove of The Da Vinci Code. A passing respect for your mother tongue is enough to make you wince when Dan Brown takes a chainsaw to the old girl and slices her into clichés and easy-to-assemble sentences."

Fuck me gently, since the last time I looked at this there's been another ten pages added, and a J69 hissy fit to boot. Annoying thing about the library is that we won't be able to see her face as the penny drops. That is of course assuming there isn't fifty quid in there, I bet Smoothie goes for it anyway.

Many were desperate to sign the latter before he went to Chelscum.

hopefully, it'll just be envelopes but yea a few hours being grilled by the anti-terrorist branch should provide a few pages of mirth on here like 117016[/snapback] Better than being roasted tbh.

Just a point, aren't you gonna have to stake out the drop off point all day? Best take a book lads.

I loved it and thought the two leads were amazing. Recommended 113226[/snapback] No and no. I thought it was garbage. Totally unbelievable. Family find out Dad has violent past and think... maybe I could be violent too and start shooting people and engaging in violent sex. Absolute tosh. 114698[/snapback] Totally agreed the film was asbolute gash 114701[/snapback] They don't just find out their dad has a violent past, they find out he still is a violent man. He hasn't changed. This turns his wife on and she hates herself for it, she enjoys the rough sex and tries to deny it by remaining angry with him and pretending to blame him. Women love a tough guy. It's all about survival of the fittest, the strongest will flourish and always have, we can all pretend to be goody goody, anti-war, give peace a chance lefties, but if something threatens us or our family, we need to kick an arse or two. If Joey had been the lads father all along, then the son would have been a hard case at school all along, but Tom made the conscious decision that Joey was dead. Tom supressed Joey, and his son supressed his strength in the same way. Only when Joey was forced to act and the son witnessed it all did he start to consider what he might be capable of. He became his fathers son. Inherited the characteristics that benefit him. Nature versus nurture. It's a class film. 114727[/snapback] Did you read that in a book?

Well to be fair to Jenas he's not going to say "Sven keeps picking me no matter how bad I play or which team I play for, fuck knows why", is he?

At least it's actually a different colour to the home shirt, and not black (as Mr Flintoff claimed it would be...).

Happy belated Birthday Brock. Just a year until you're a man and you can stop listening to that Busted shite.

:lol: ;) ;) :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :lol: :lol: I was in theatre all day yesterday so I didn't get a chance to come on here The thread has doubled in size since I last read it! I'm supposed to be in a lecture now, but I couldn't stop reading. Smoothie, you have to go through with this now. The world's eyes are upon you! (BTW Brock it was you who posted this on a Wrestling website wasn't it?) (And I think Ted Rogers is dead. Shame.)

Kiera Knightley doesnt actually own a pair of knockers. FACT, FACT (BLACK AND WHITE ARMY!) 115745[/snapback] Much as I hate to dispute such a resounding FACT, she must have the fake ones she wore in Pirates of the Carribean in a cupboard somewhere.

No, the situations YOU can find yourself in are incredible. I can't see me finding myself in anything like the situations you describe. 115728[/snapback] True, hotels don't employ gingers, they scare the customers away.

Another advantage of us winning the WC is that it will prove the xenophobic fucks wrong and show that a foreigner can do a job as England manager.

My girlfriend is one of these rare specimens. She's up for pretty much everything else though. As for my type, I'd say brunette and curvy, but these don't always apply. As for the height thing, as long as they're not taller than me I'm happy. 115588[/snapback] Jesus wept. Can't believe you admitted that. Practically makes you gay if you stay with her tbh! I can only imagine your pain at this difficult time. 115612[/snapback] Did you not read the second line? 115648[/snapback] Is there really anything more to life though? You have to ask yourself. I'm reigning this thread back in now with a bit of existentialist philosophy. 115651[/snapback] Good point, but does this mean you value a blowjob the highest prize of all? In the past if it was all I got I considered it more of a consolation tbh.

My girlfriend is one of these rare specimens. She's up for pretty much everything else though. As for my type, I'd say brunette and curvy, but these don't always apply. As for the height thing, as long as they're not taller than me I'm happy. 115588[/snapback] Jesus wept. Can't believe you admitted that. Practically makes you gay if you stay with her tbh! I can only imagine your pain at this difficult time. 115612[/snapback] Did you not read the second line?

Invite him out for a drink with this lot. They'll turn him gay in no time at all. Or Give him a pair of concrete wellies and hoy him into the Aire.

My girlfriend is one of these rare specimens. She's up for pretty much everything else though. As for my type, I'd say brunette and curvy, but these don't always apply. As for the height thing, as long as they're not taller than me I'm happy.

Sounds foul but then again I like Snickers. Unfortunately I've given up chocolate for lent so will have to wait to sample this delicacy.

That's what I was thinking. And, viz to our doubts on the logistics of her operation, a note with some buisness advice.

David Seaman? 114990[/snapback] Safe hands? tbh

So is Smoothie going through with this, or is he just playing Beadle-esque jape by pretending to hide the money?

I can't believe my mate tried to defend him, "it would have been really hard to score". Perhaps, but only if you're Jermaine Jenas.

I think a general consensus has been reached that the edited version was far superior.

:) Brilliant thread this. GOLD

That will affect Wales' chances, too many cooks n'all that.