peasepud

Number 1, Ive ranted about this before but today just proved my case. Ball boys/ girls. - Its time we cancelled whatever agreement we have and brought in the youth team or for that matter local school teams. Yet again today there were occasions where the ball person didnt know what to do or just didnt bother to do it. I especially noticed it at the East Stand near the SJH corner, young lad there clearly didnt want to be there and didnt know what he was supposed to do while there. Its not the 1st time, the Liverpool game had the ridiculous sight of Given legging it 40 yards over the the East Stand and vaulting over the barriers to retrieve the ball, would another injury to our first choice keeper be more cost effective than organising the ball persons properly? I think not. Rant #2, the half time refreshments. Not sure whats going on lately, maybe its the cold weather or maybe the pies now contain heroin but suddenly the queues for refreshments seem to be much bigger. Now thats not the clubs fault, in fact its a good thing overall however stand number 4 in the SJH lower level is a joke. They have two Queue Here signs, one at each end of the counter and orderly queues form and are served. Today however it appears that once some wanker thought it would be a good idea to create a new queue in the middle therefore saving them queueing. The clueless staff started serving them and next thing you know those of us that've been waiting 5 mins are now another 20 people back! One bloke had the bright idea of arguing the situation with the chip monkey serving who then went to get his "manageress" I swear, this was another great advert against the minimum wage, we pay peanuts we get monkeys. The lass (looking like a slightly scrubbed up Vicky Pollard) then proceeded to argue that it wasnt her fault and kept bringing a further two chip monkeys into the disccussion while the rest gawped gormlessly on, therefore holding things up even more. The result? I got a bovril 5 mins into the second half after queuing from 2 mins after the end of the 1st and then finding they had no food left. Scarily, while in the queue I made a statement I never thought I would "it wasnt like this under Shepherd"

Busload of nuns die in a crash so they're all queuing at the Pearly gates. St Peter says to the 1st one "have you ever had contact with a Penis?" to which she replies "I touched one", "dip you finger in holy water and in you go" he replies. Asking the 2nd one she replies "I once held one", "dip your hand in the holy water my child" replies St Peter. Suddenly theres a commotion as a nun pushes to the front... "whats the problem sister Josephine" says St Peter. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "If Im going to gargle the holy water then I want to do it before sister Ann sticks her arse in it!"

surely though a book is the same as a CD or computer game otherwise whats to stop people using Waterstones as a library, buy a book, read it, take it back and exchange it for another....

Aye just the amount of time it takes them to get a restraining order

havent you just copied and pasted the review of your last stand up?

I bet hers isnt now

Dont be silly..... server's in the kitchen

ye knaaa what it is, you go to work for the day and next thing you know theyve nackered the server

http://thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article609264.ece

Wasnt she one of the founding members of the Fanta Flada thread? Never did understand it like but it seemed to keep the loons among us happy.

Has to be the naughty step

Like I said in the other thread, conceived in the Leazes end during the Arsenal game of Jan 69, as a sperm I came out singing Blaydon Races.

Happy Birthday chuckles

You can't get more geordie than the above. oh well seeing as thats official then the debates over

Just a query as one moaning bastard poster has been encountering problems, is this wider spread?

Ive not heard of any problems other than this generally the site runs a lot faster since the server change but if there is a problem then Id want to take a look at it. Anyone else?

what, on a matchday Yep, 18th January 1969, beat the Arse (if only me fatha had done the same ) 2-1, he shot his bolt just as Davies scored the first.

Born in the General however I was conceived in the Leazes on a wet Saturday in January. Live 0.7miles away from SJP So kiss my fookin hairy ring Grew up in the West End and never slagged anyone off for where they lived, West End has as much shite and arseholes as the East tbh.

Blakelaw and Newburn, I am win

hahaha its a Norty Forty ;)

what with me alzheimers and that I'll probably forget to ask me contact about a ticket....and then piss meself in some queue at the Post Office then.

Its all gone horribly Pete Tong wheres the golf courses and invention of the light bulb gone?

Fookin hell Stevie I bet the twat doesnt even have Geordie Rover as his ringtone its beyond a joke it really is

Dont ASDA still have the CDs on the end of all the tills? Just go to your nearest one and grab one.

then fuck off and tell them that then I have to say Stevie that Im starting to wonder whether it was you that rang me that day demanding back the 50 notes you put on Hitzfeld because you're easily convinced. Seriously though, do you really think the club would consult a forum admin team? If they do (be it NO, here, skunkers or wherever else) then they're mental. NUFC.com yes, a forum ran by one or two faceless people who think they know about football when really they have as much sway as jack-shit (I include ourselves in that) then no no and again no. Oh and the 50 quid is here to the person who can prove they were the one that made the call and seriously, PM me if you cant get a ticket and I'll see if I can sort one for you.