peasepud

twat!

The programmes on in a couple of days but the website makes for interesting reading. Theres a table on there (which I would hope is upto date, although at the same time I hope it isnt ) http://www.maydayfornurses.com/?module=players

I thought ye were on your honeymoon?????

Meanwile Im shittin mesel!

Close all internet browsers down and open Task manager, make sure its sorted on CPU usage then open Firefox and watch the programs that appear, anything that appears in the list when you open Firefox check on google to see what it is, chances are you should find some dodgy program open itself. From there you can suss how to get rid.

rob blames the government

its not the grammar thats gone its because im using 1 of these patientline machines and the keyboard is the size of a postage stamp

I bet goose green brings back some memories eh rob? The smell of artillery shells and sound of argie banter while you sneaked behind enemy lines dressed as a penguin

I like the witty answer update time: Im back in but so far iv given some blood, said hellllllooo to 3 nurses and read 211 pages of ramsays autobiog but am no closer to knowing whats happening.

Geek rant

That would just be your brother then Joey Im no fan of Barton off the field and frankly dont think hes the kind of person we need here at the moment as we've had more than our fair share of arseholes however putting that aside its refreshing to see us sign someone who is actually working on making themselves a better player.

2 x 2Gb Micro SD Memory cards 1 x 2Gb Compact Flash card Im now on the hunt for a Trainspotting DVD, which appears to have been discontinued.

I just went looking for a memory card for me mobile, found this place and managed to get 2 x SD Micro 2Gb cards each with a memory card reader to attach them to the PC. The total cost came to just over £27, now considering the cheapest I could find a 1Gb card on the high street was £32 thats quite a saving. Then I spotted they have an offer when you use google checkout to save a tenner when you spend over £30 so I added a 2Gb Compact Flash card for the digi Camera and it came to a total of £32.56 with the postage!! http://www.memorybits.co.uk I recommend a neb like

Feel free Pud, how many pigcels is your camera? I reckon theres just enough there to catch the look on your lasses face when she realises you've had a season ticket.

tbf I stopped eating Lucky Charms when Roy Keane took over them.

Ahhhh China, as Fop says in another thread today.... "Don't under estimate China, sooner (probably) or later we'll be 3rd world and they'll be one of the two world's superpowers (the other being India)." Yep, looks that way

Last year they couldnt get rid of half season tickets in December, Im sure theres plenty going these days. If however J69 buys SMOs ticket then can I be the official photographer at the hand over??

I actually did think of setting up a rival bid rumour but then realised that if any story was successful it would only prove to make things more protracted in the Ashley takeover. So I can say hand on heart (checks..yes I actually do have one) that no false rumours of takeovers will come from any pisstake of mine.

Transexual tbh. Ahah that explains it

technically the words "it had to be a woman" are 100% incorrect due to the line..... "A similar incident happened four years ago in the same underground station, when a 50-year-old man from Dortmund also mistook it for an underground car park."

FYP The reason you can tell its bollocks is his missus wouldnt have allowed him to stop which then means he must have been alone in the car, unlikely tbh, and ein the unlikely event she let him out alone I believe she has the car monitored on GPS so she can tell if he deviates at all from his route. It would have been earache city for a month if he'd stopped in some random layby for 10minutes.

I could have soooo much spare time on my hands here and nothing to do except take my camera, photoshop and new domain name gaygingeraccountant.com and somehow somehow manage to relieve the boredom with that.

Can you explain what you mean by "everytime I click off the last web page I use"? What you need to do is wait until it has appeared and then go into Ctrl-alt-Del and task manager, search down the list of applications for anything that looks unusual, then click End Process against that/ them and see if it continues. That however is only a temporary fix until the next time you restart but if you can then post the name of the application we might be able to help more.

you are all a bunch of bastards! My update time now, they've finally let me out but only on a weekend release, in return I had to leave what felt like two bucketfuls of blood and a jar of piss as a deposit. So I have a whole weekend to do whatever I want on the one condition that all I want to do is lie in bed only getting up to piss. Turns out though that Im a medical freak, theyve tested me for this, that and the other under the assumption that my wrecked knee was related to the ridiculous high temperature and dodgy blood results they were getting. Now having exhausted all those possibilities they're looking at it being something totally different. So on Monday Im back into hospital, tests, cameras, trials and tribulations to follow methinks. Anyways, thanks for the kind words and bollocks to those of you that were taking the piss