peasepud

at the same time?

A Gatesheed lass been in two car crashes, whiplash both times..... Hello, claims direct?

probably the same one that thought it'd be a good idea to have you lugging lumps of glass round Yorkshire 177275[/snapback] don't worry streaky I'll buy the apartment above you and knock through the floor, just so you don't have to walk stooped all day 177284[/snapback]

probably the same one that thought it'd be a good idea to have you lugging lumps of glass round Yorkshire

Hello? Vision Solutions? Yeah, just had one of your salesmen on, Geordie kidda.....aye the fat one, red faced chap....thats him yeah (laughs) well the cheeky fecker told me I should go to Coldseal instead, said you lot were a bunch of robbin Yorkshire twats who toss off in the putty. Do you? seriously? eeeeuuurrrrghh

Older flat than that one mate, do you reckon I would have let him stay here??!!

While hunting for a picture of the apartment building for another thread I came across this, now I recognise that pic as one I took from my window about a year ago and had posted on my personal site! Thieving gippo pikey shites couldnt even be arsed to go take their own pics for another apartment they must be selling! Unfortunately, the ad doesnt exist anymore but this is still there. Pikey bastards!

Tell ya what, cos Im nice you can come round here and try to sell me a conservatory. The old place would look nice with one.

yep, I'll add to that. When I was 13 I was fielding in cricket up at (the then) Slatyford school, the balls heading my way so Im stood there below it in the proper position, hands up cupped ready to catch it and it falls about 2 foot short, bounces and smacks me dead in the nose. Broken all over the place. A week later and Im out riding me bike getting some shoppin for me mam when the bag catches in the front wheel and I go arse over tit over the handlebars, thinking "shit me nose!!!" I protect it with my arm and end up dislocating the shoulder. Another trip to casualty for me! Oh and when I was 11 I stuck me hand through a plate glass window, still got the lovely long scars down the wrist to show for it.

Is that Ruud Van Horseface?

sometimes we lurk.... Thread in Newcastle forum??? you can stop that now! we'll have none of these discussions and free thought here thank you very much.

Eddie Izzard, Ross Noble and half the Phoenix Nights cast, seen Peter Kay live half a dozen times and thought I would never see anyone funnier then I went to see Dave Spikey, class. Followed by Paddy McGuiness who had me pissin meself for days.

yup, get a PC then download a nice shiny new theme and skin for it to get that nice Mac feel. 500 notes saved and compatible with much more software and hardware. Saying that, I would have one like, theres no comparison when it comes to design work. *Edit: Oh and do I assume me offer of a power supply wasnt needed?

A lottery win and a good-looking bloke to be making the tea 176085[/snapback] *grabs a box of tetley 176092[/snapback] PG Tips man, you fucking heathen!! 176093[/snapback] Pud was right with the tea choice! Dunno where he's gonna get the good-looking bloke from like..... 176094[/snapback] *puts tetley back and grabs a box of Netto own brand

A lottery win and a good-looking bloke to be making the tea 176085[/snapback] *grabs a box of tetley 176092[/snapback] PG Tips man, you fucking heathen!! 176093[/snapback] listen mate, once Ive been there 5 mins, Cat's not gonna care how the tea tastes *expects slap next week

A lottery win and a good-looking bloke to be making the tea 176085[/snapback] *grabs a box of tetley

Thats alreet, Im sitting on the shitter wireless on me laptop 176066[/snapback] Got your phone in there with you an'all? 176067[/snapback] Try it

Thats alreet, Im sitting on the shitter wireless on me laptop

I actually have a powerpack for a dell laptop sitting here that you could borrow while yours is getting sorted.

as proved by the number of rounds you got in during the pissup

tbh

How much of a fooookwit do I look now? follow the bloke in the thread when he points out hes in Suffolk! (still reckon you moved away when you were young though )

Doesn't Jimbo live in Norfolk? My Geography aint great but if he does then, yeah I see that blokes point

Belated birthday wishes matey

Happy Barfday mate (sorry its late)