peasepud

just be thankful she didnt post the one she has of your chest! dont ask me what TL was doing taking that one!

a fork?

20lbs of sticky toffee.

well at least my house actually exists on local.live, not even built yet on google earth. http://local.live.com/?v=2&sp=aN.t4v9ssgw07c5_Pud

its quick, I'll time it next time. 141889[/snapback] Ive just timed it for me, 16 hole doc Martens took 45 secs to put on and lace up.

well there was hefty searching going on at the entrance, sniffer dogs and plenty coppers but sometimes the search was a little lax, they were meant to check for opened bottles etc however TL filled a 2 litre pop bottle with Rose wine and packed it into the rucksack along with a selection of goodies, home made sarnies, sweets, water, kagoules, blanket, fridge, kitchen sink.... bloke took one look inside and must've thought "Jeesus its gonna take an hour to unpack that lot and anyways anyone who buys Marks & Spencers party selection must be trustworthy!"

canny day had by all I reckon however the organisation was shite to say the least, there was meant to be 2 live stages set up with "proper music" on both all day, there was then 4 tents for the dum dum (or is that dumb dumb) music? As Radgee said earlier, one of the tents was damaged so it had to go, they then removed half a dozen live acts and added one to the main stage which appeared to run about 1.5 to 2 hours early (so much for paying a fiver to buy the offical timetable ). So in the end we saw 6 or was it 7? live acts play outside in the pissing rain while the fookin glostick waving "Im fooookin well mashed geezer" brigade were trancing about inside the tents to the same old shite. After Mr Brown had finished his set, some "young" lass that I was with decided we should go into GodsKitchen for half an hour Foook me after 30 seconds I was praying to be taken to Gods actual kitchen to do heavens dishes for all eternity. Then on leaving we walk down to the bus point to see one leave and a queue of approx 200 people standing and then were told "theres no buses expected until 2am, we didnt think people would be leaving before that!!" (it was actually midnight at this stage! taxi? 2 hour wait... so its big kudos to mama Peasepud who came and picked us up...cheers ma, lurve ya So all in all a piss poorly organised shower of shite which was luckily rectified by the fact we met up with Radgee and her bloke and the inclusion of some quality chooonz (and the odd mad lookin female clubber with sparse clothing )

Can I just say thats sick, fooking sick, theres no respect there at all, didnt even take the time to get the right font or ensure that its semi see-through, even the wave of the writing is all wrong. Disgraceful

* steps in from outside the thread and innocently asks... Have I missed owt? which poor sod we taking the piss out of now then?

So lets get this straight, your lass works from home and shes advocating the employment of some 18 year old kid to also work from your home.... hmmmm and she has somebody in mind for the job eh? you'll soon find that you're being asked to go to the shops, "why dont you get yourself out for a walk love your looking a little tense, in fact go to the pub, me n little Billy here will be fine, Im just going to go through him I mean his particulars and give him one errrr I mean give him some on site training"

hmmmmm or as it was known in Lemington.... a "total and utter cock"

Haway Leazes man its time for "Leazes Mags daily curry thread" get it done!

Geri Halliwells had a shag?

I was just hoping I wasnt behind you, wouldnt be able to see a thing for the "I love you Freddy" banner and the permanent singing of "Freddy Freddy give us a wave" would get on me tits 139988[/snapback] but you'd still see over the top of it, aye, so nae probs.... 139993[/snapback] yea but thats worse knowing my luck the banner'd be photographed and my head would be visible looking like it was my banner!

I was just hoping I wasnt behind you, wouldnt be able to see a thing for the "I love you Freddy" banner and the permanent singing of "Freddy Freddy give us a wave" would get on me tits

however that one has nowt to do with nursing

bastard that I am

hmmm....you're right. 139538[/snapback] however I would much prefer to go and see even better football, the parading of trophies and open top buses in tickertape parades.

do you get Cream of sum yung guy on that?

I would just like to say LM that generally I respect your view (I rarely agree with it but I respect it) but frankly its comments like this that make me think you're a cock and a wind up merchant. Either you are Fatty Freddy or hes sucking you off because nobody could love a bloke as much as you do him. The fact that whenever somebody disagrees with you and you dont have a comeback other than "top 5 in the country" or "Souness was a twat" then you resort to calling them names means that frankly your views are irrelevant to most of the people on here. Wullie made a perfectly valid well structured point but because it didnt match yours and you werent bright enough to counter it other than with "stockphrase #3" (which you'd already used) then you resort to saying hes "fucking clueless" which if I remember rightly is "stockphrase #21" *Counts fingers....Chelsea, ManUre, Arse, Liverpool..... unless we're using the Shepherd shirt pricing method I make that 4 clubs (matching nicely your usual argument that we are the 5th biggest club in the country). *Expects to see LM reply, log off, nip next door and log on as Footsoldier so he can back himself up.

its been tried mate, cant understand how its happening seeing as all the usual things are in place to block profile creating bots.

you are not alone

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Im hungry now, went to bed 2 hours ago and I couldt get to sleep now Im hungry