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John Terry having a whinge, Le Sib should of cracked him with his knee on the follow through.

Fuck! great play by Milner to get the ball to Carr who was overlapping down the left. He got to the byline, unmarked and should of smashed it towards the goal or across the goal and in the end he just side foots it across and eventually it was cleared...

Good to hear the crowd getting behind the lads

Had this problem last night although i resolved the issue by just sitting at the urinal and with one hand i was aiming and the other hand i was drinking, so i just kept drinking and looking at this vent. Surely low and behold the flow started and i felt normal again. Very small urinal though at the club i was at last night.

Australia are just playing like a bunch of champs at the moment. Thrashed NZ last night by something like 210-230 runs... We have now won some crazy amount of World Cup games in succession, i think it is 20 odd games now.

Actually i thought he reminded me of Napoleon from Napoleon Dynamite... Tina you fat lard! Crazy however. I reckon my mates has all this anger building up and one day he is just going to snap and go nuts, hopefully not Virginia Tech like nuts.

Didnt expect that

And then goes...

Ive heard that Andrew Carroll is a tall striker however the official site lists him as 166cm tall or 5'5... Then to top it off the line just under his details says this; Tall powerful striker who joined the Academy from Joseph Swan School in Gateshead. So what is his height then? Is he Peter Crouch like? http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Profi...8~37714,00.html

If they sell N'Zogbia, would that be the tip of the iceberg for most? Hiring Souness Hiring Roeder Selling N'Zogbia N'Zgobia would be one of the last players i would want to sell. Probably just bollocks... well i hope it is anyways.

I like how they think that if they have a gun to protect themselves it will solve all the problems. To solve the problem is simple in theory, have a gun buy back scheme and take back all the guns sold and simply dont sell them unless they have a strict right to them eg sports clubs/hunters. Guns dont solve anything, im still amazed at how easy it would be to obtain a gun in America. I cant believe the states have a rating from A through to F on how easy it is to obtain guns. Virginia is at a C- for what it is worth. If you are over 18 and pass a few simple checks (dont have a record) you can get a gun a month for all they care. AK-47, here you go Johnny... you take care now.

Aye, and no Slinga either. 'Injured' but it should be good Malinga v Tait if it happens again this tournament.

Australia win yet again after Dilmah left Murali and Vaas out of their side... i dont know why. At this stage you want your team all firing and on track. Each to their own however. For once im going for England to beat South Africa tonight however i hope KP fails and Smith scores a ton but England still win with Monty hitting a ton.

America, fuck yeah!

Her virgin was like sleeve of wizard...

Why not?

Been looking at doing uni work all day but havent done squat. Now im starting to do stuff but i lack motivation to do it. Subway for lunch was the highlight of the day as well as getting my Borat standee thingy me jig. What a waste of a day...

Great episode. I have CNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN on DVD and the Fungry adverts were always quality aswell. Im Fungry!

Carr and Solano...

Put a jihad on them? Durka durka durka Im kidding for those serious people out there...

Sometimes i wish i would be captured and then realised so i could 'sell my story' for a some mega bucks. I need some coinage at the moment...

I'm not sure. He got 45 against Canada and 26 against New Zealand as well as the odd run in a couple of other games. Slightly more than I thought then, but average still less than 12 if I'm right. Should bat lower down the order tbh. Averaging more then The Huss in the 2007 WC... thats some feat!

Sacrificing themselves to let Pietersen in. Good, just played a cracking straight drive off Tait. KP > England

England 2/24 or 24/2 depending on how you view it. Strauss and Vaughan out, both played on to balls from Tait.

Thats my material for the next week, fantastic! Finally! Someone who appreciates me! Got a semi good reaction today at work... people just did the 'laugh to make him feel better' type of laugh. I still think it is quality.