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Cant believe the noise the crowd are making when ever Beckham touches the ball. Screaming like a bunch of orgasmic teenagers! Beckham is also re-injured his ankle it seems. Probably shouldnt of played but he is hobbling around now after a challenge from Sidwell. Chelsea won 1-0

Just trying to make an excuse so when he plays him we dont get on his back. I still think Luque has something to offer us as you dont become a Spainish international overnight and you dont lose your class overnight either or once you join Newcastle. I think Sam can get something out of him and im a tad excited to see him prove the doubters wrong.

What the fuck is going on with the general board at the moment? What has she left? Why has he left? Im confused, is it anything to do with the SMO and Wacky and Pud thingo or is it a completely different ball game? Im confused on what has happened.

Beaten to the punch...

Amazing how that email goes around... I got it yesterday. I will post the picture later.

His weight in stones. Watch it Ken will get upset at you! Give you a hint. 3+6=? Why not 18 then? Why not 54 then? Because 54 is a rubbish number. So is 36. People normally want numbers in the 1-11 because it makes them seem like first teamers. (18 is closer to 11 (and 9) than 36 or 54!) I remember when Zamorano hat 1+8 on his shirt after someone (Ronaldo?) stole his #9 shirt. When Zamorano had that for Inter it was brilliant. The little plus sign in between the number was sensational and should be part of football these days. More of it = greater the game. We could include minus, divide symbols etc. What about Vitor Baia and the infamous number 99?

Will Kazenga get a bit of a run this year or just a handful worth of games? He was getting onto the subs bench late into last season. Thoughts?

His weight in stones. Watch it Ken will get upset at you! Give you a hint. 3+6=? Why not 18 then? Why not 54 then?

Gives us the chance to stick it up Japan again I like the word chance. Japan will tear us a new one i reckon.

I think i read somewhere that the Leeds teenager Danny Rose is poised to go to Spurs....

What about the idea of a leadership group and name possibly 2-3 players in that group eg Given, Owen, Butt. Then during the season just rotate the armband through the 3 or however many there may be?

We were shizen thats for sure. Funniest part was when the Iraqi player grabbed Emertons balls just before their 3rd goal. Emerton just basically squared up to him. Lucas Neil was frustrated the whole game and in the end it cost him with a sending off. Arnie basically abused the players in his post match press conference, which was hilarious alone. Then Viduka said he didnt agree with what Arnie said so i can see a nice rift starting there. Hilarious that we can still qualify however we dont deserve it.

It can be cold about 3-4 degrees in the morning during the winter, thats cold to me. It is fine and raining right now but not cold.

30 is the new 40

I dont know but i hate that wanker! I have to do it most days when i work and then wont get home till 730-8 that night. It sucks when it is freezing cold outside and all you want to do is stay warm. Then again it has it's benefits, early bird catches the first worm and all that shizzle....

Team Barton is in!

to the second page of the premier league club news on teletext. Understandable I guess given that the clubs are listed in alphabetical order, and W is toward the end of the alphabet. There just wasn't enough room for them on the first page. In other news the tribunal should bring down their findings tomorrow. I reckon they'll throw Sheff Utd a bone in the form of compensation, but there will be no change in the leagues for next season. Sorry, couldnt resist. I read it on another forum that i visit and thought it was quality. Now towards the Southgate - Keane joke; Gareth Southgate and Roy Keane were interviewed on Talksport this morning. Alan Brazil asked them both what their expectations were for next season. Keane said that he was aware of Sunderland's previous disappointments in the Premiership and it would be a big step for his players, so to win a game before Christmas and perhaps avoid the drop and finish 4th bottom. Southgate said that he hoped to win the Carling Cup and be in contention for a Champions League spot or even win the title and it would be nice to finish off the season by winning the FA cup. Then the the following season, go on to win the Champions League. Brazil then said 'that's seems a bit ambitious Gareth?' To which Gareth replied, 'well Roy started it'.

Nothing wrong with saying that. Hopefully in a couple of years or so we will be good enough to keep him and if not hopefully we will be good enough to get a better replacement. Everyone has amibitions to do certain things in life and if one is to play in La Liga then good on him. Remember Munez did the same thing to us in Goal!

Sign him up now before he gets fit and wins over other clubs. Nah that is shit that i just made up. If we sign Ed and Eid then i shall be a happy man as they are some quality signings. I still hope we dont lose Martins to an English club...

Cottee's Cordial

I wish we were sponsored by Hoegaarden! Best beer in the world, fact.

Yeah Vince McMahon was apparently blown up in his limo. They even had CNN run with it as well but now due to the real deaths of Chris Benoit they have had to cut that storyline and Vince has apparently come out to say the 3 hour RAW episode will be a tribute to Chris Benoit instead of the McMahon tribute. Couldnt have the head of the company not host this show so it seems they did the right thing and kill one story line for this. Sad day in wrestling. RIP Chris Benoit. Just as he was about to take the ECW Gold as well, which Johnny Nitro took!

Female tennis is for the purists that is for sure. It is eye candy at its finest and i love it. Come to me Maria Kirilenko, you beauty! There is something about hot females playing tennis....

It is stopping my viewing of Wimbledon!

I am confident he will be a very good player next season under Big Sam. I dont know why i just think he will form a nice partnership with Barton or Butt etc in the middle of the park. Prove me right Emre!