wellsy

Is it just me or does a pink logo make us look a tad

Warm, sunny and 35 degrees today One of our Canadian international students rang her dad a couple of weeks ago when we were in our 40+ degree heat wave for a few days. She told me that the temp in Canada was -20 degrees where her dad was and we were in 42 degree heat! Talk about a complete extreme in temps!

That's how rat poison works as well I believe, it makes them really really thirsty. Anyway Wellsy, I'm surprised you're not taking the piss out of the lad for this. Mice? You lot have snakes and huge fuck off spiders to worry about don't you? There was a danny long legs in my bathroom this morning... huge mother fucker, mother fucken danny long legs in my bathroom! Last time i saw a snake in this area it was dead on the side of the road, a dead snake is a good snake. Im actually teaching at a school in the middle of nowhere and trees all around so im thinking i will see more snakes.

Holy poop on a stick, the catch taken by Dwayne Leverock then was absolutely awesome! Catch of the tournament so far! Diving one handed at a second slip. Awesome The 17 year old bowler had a tear in his eye... Sehwag just played and missed again. India 1/4

Just add the rest of the team while you are at it

On of the lads used this stuff in his roof and basically it dehydrates them and poisons them at the same time. So they die out in the backyard as they go on the hunt for water and then they cark it. I dont know what the stuff was called so that was a rather pointless post... Why dont you let him have your matress and you sleep on the floor? and hope they dont eat through you...

Shocking news! All the pressure of coaching Pakistan... the players will be next when they arrive back in Pakistan.

93rd minute winner after we have dominated the whole game...

Pedalo Was it one with those swans on it? England v Canada on FoxSports 1 and Aussies v Netherlands on Fox 3 and Villa v Liverpool on Fox 2, great viewing!

Kimi out to a big lead after about 5 corners, Alonso fell back to 4th, Hamilton into 3rd and Heidfeld is into 2nd. No crashes on the first lap it seems, im semi sad.

Massa took some penalty after changing his engine and has moved to the back of the grid. Race is about to get underway, on the warm up lap as i speak. Will watch the first couple of laps and then i have to shoot off to cricket. Im a McLaren man so im hoping Alonso or Hamilton do well.

Bangers beat India and.... Ireland beat Pakistan!!! Wooo

29.1 van Bunge to Gibbs, SIX, Violence! Gibbs charged down the track and hoicked it over long on. 29.2 van Bunge to Gibbs, SIX, Murder! Floated on the leg and middle stump line and Gibbs sends it soaring over long-off. 29.3 van Bunge to Gibbs, SIX, Carnage! Flatter one this time but it makes no difference to Gibbs. He just stands there and delivers. This one also has been sucked over long off 29.4 van Bunge to Gibbs, SIX, Wah Wah! Low full toss and guess where this went Yep. A slap slog and it went over deep midwicket! He is going to go for 6 sixes in this over! 29.5 van Bunge to Gibbs, SIX, Short in length, on the off stump line and Gibbs rocks back and swat-pulls it over wide long off. SImply amazing. What a batsman. This is pure violence! 29.6 van Bunge to Gibbs, SIX, He has done it! One-day record. No one has hit six sixes in a row. GIbbs stands alone in that zone. And the minnow bashing continues! Full and outside off and bludgeoned over deep midwicket Poor Netherlands although Gibbs is in my dream team!

The Ireland match was awesome! Pity they didnt win but a draw was as good as a win. The Irish fans dancing in the crowd were hilarious.

Poonia knocks the ball over the boundary line for 4, thank you says Gilly.

For the first two overs, maybe. Now it looks like it could be quite an embarrassing score for the Scots. 'Mon the Hoffman! Yeah when i was posting it it was. The ball that just missed the edge of Gilly's bat and the LBW appeal against Haydo's etc. Now moving along nicely 0/54 off 9

Apparently had the exemption when he was over in England and when he returned to Australia there was a one month period when it wasnt granted but it was granted after that one month period. Pot kettle black and all that really. There was nothing performance enhancing about the drug. The drugs only positive use is that it is a masking agent for steriods. Nothing to see here really. We will be up the shitter if he is banned for any lengthy period of time but reports today seem to suggest he will be fine to play next season.

I wouldnt mind Sri Lanka winning or India if Australia cant. Tentative start for us against the Scots. Would love to be there right now. St Kitts looks like a cracking place. Needless to say the Scots in the crowd are drinking already with their kilts on.

Kailis is going to crucify everyone for not picking him as captain

Holy shit, i just get on before i duck off to work this morning and we are already 4-1 up... holy shit. 3 goals is a handy lead so lets keep it that way!

Ive set up a dream team comp if any of you lads wants to join. http://cricketdreamteam.sportal.com.au The league code is 383108

Legend, fact. Better then MEK Hussey.

You might want to change that one aswell. India or Sri Lanka i have my random cash on.

Dwayne Leverock! What a champion! The guy will be a cult hero by the end of the world cup. It's like he has eaten Mark Cosgrove and Darren Lehmann.

With that in mind, if you aren't into getting rat-arsed, Newcastle is nowt special (to put it politely). After watching Goal! numerous times i think Newcastle looks fantastic for its nightlife and ladies