wellsy

Just dont put one up, saves all the hassle We have a little mini piece of wood with some green stuff on it and some red 'cherry' looking things but thats about it. Not getting really festive this year for some reason.

Yeah i heard there was one going around in Perth... Could be interesting if going out into Northbridge on Saturday night with all the ethnics out and about as per usual. Could turn violent and what about the kebab stores? Altos Kebab House! Hope nothing happens they have the best kebabs

Why dont you have an all time high scores list and a current high scores list?

THE authorities in Kazakhstan, angered by a British comedian's satirical portrayal of a boorish, sexist and racist Kazakh television reporter, have pulled the plug on his alter ego's website. Sacha Baron Cohen plays Borat in his Da Ali G Show and last month he used the character's website www.borat.kz to respond sarcastically to legal threats from the Central Asian state's Foreign Ministry. A government-appointed organisation regulating websites that end in the .kz domain name for Kazakhstan confirmed it had suspended Cohen's site. "We've done this so he can't badmouth Kazakhstan under the .kz domain name," said Nurlan Isin, President of the Association of Kazakh IT Companies. "He can go and do whatever he wants at other domains." Isin said the borat.kz website had broken new rules on all .kz sites maintaining two computer servers in Kazakhstan and had registered false names for its administrators. Cohen, as Borat, hosted the MTV Europe Music Awards in Lisbon last month and described shooting dogs for fun and said his wife could not leave Kazakhstan as she was a woman. Afterwards, Kazakhstan's Foreign Ministry said it could not rule out that he was under "political orders" to denigrate Kazakhstan's name and threatened to sue him. Cohen, who is Jewish, responded to the legal threats on the www.borat.kz site in character, saying: "I have no connection to Mr Cohen and fully support my government's position to sue this Jew." In typical vein, he went on: "Please, captain of industry, I invite you to come to Kazakhstan, where we have incredible natural resources, hard working labour and some of the cleanest prostitutes in all of Central Asia." Borat is one of several outrageous characters devised by Cohen in his television shows. He shot to fame as Ali G, who mocks British street gang culture, and also plays Bruno, a gay Austrian fashion show presenter. Borat is great bloke and should be allowed to continue to run his website! Anyone been to Kazakhstan? Whats it really like? All i can picture is poor people that speak like Borat and have mo's alongside 'clean' prostitutes...

Rob will go mental at you for not posting the full article 67359[/snapback] That was what I was thinking at the time I posted 67360[/snapback] BRADLEY Murdoch was tonight found guilty by a Northern Territory Supreme Court jury of murdering British backpacker Peter Falconio. The Broome mechanic was also found guilty of assaulting Mr Falconio's girlfriend Joanne Lees and depriving her of her liberty. The Northern Territory Supreme Court jury of six men and six women took eight hours to reach their unanimous decision. Chief Justice Brian Martin sentenced the 47-year-old to the mandatory life term for murder. Submissions on a non-parole period will be heard at a later date. The decision followed an eight-week trial, which heard from 85 witnesses and had more than 300 exhibits tendered. Ms Lees and Mr Falconio's family have sat in court throughout the entire trial. The prosecution alleged Mr Falconio was shot in the head after Murdoch pulled over the couple's Kombi van on a remote stretch of the Stuart Highway four years ago. Murdoch then threatened Ms Lees with a gun, punched her in a head and bound her with cable-tie restraints, but she later managed to escape. The prosecution suggested Murdoch may have killed Mr Falconio either because he thought he was following him, or because he saw Ms Lees driving the vehicle earlier and thought she was alone. Link Surely there must have been some doubt about it?

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67271[/snapback] That came back to bite me! The world has gone mad lets face it, too many idiots in this country and every other country for that matter. May i ask what the point is in attacking other people of different race? Is there a little Nazi Hitler in these idiots?

Bogans are country yokels though aren't they? 67155[/snapback] They are our Chav alternatives Here i even did some investigating on wikipedia for you all Bogans

One group of idiots attacking another group of idiots. Just bloody stupid, just a bunch of bogans causing trouble and even attacking an ambulance. Only in Sydney!

Apparently Ronaldinho is shitting himself at the prospect of facing Craig Moore 66414[/snapback] If fit

You're not filling me with confidence regarding your beer choices wellsy! Dogbolter? Coopers? Even that WA barley beer (sorry name escapes me at the moment)? Instead New and carlton's equally horrible piss! By the way wellsy, fosters in the UK is better than the piss they serve here under the same name but it's still piss. 61798[/snapback] Tooheys Extra Dry, Carlton Draught, Swan Draught are all great. I usually cant afford the premium stuff like Coopers although i tried it the first time 2 weeks ago. I traded an Extra Dry for a Coopers (the red labelled one, 5.7%) and i must admit it was great. I might have to start forking out the extra dough for the more premium beer. I agree with the 'it's still piss' if i am stranded somewhere and there isnt much to drink i will contemplate a VB, EB and even at a push the devil drink itself.... Emu Export but thats at a REAL push! I have tried Newcastle Brown Ale before and thought it was great! I cant believe i still havent tried Guiness yet though...

Yeah thats where i was at the Mustang Bar as my mates wanted to watch the boring boring Liverpool game.... Aye but if i have 4 stella I can feel a bit groggy the next day , want to be my best fighting wait for the pub this afternoon. 61431[/snapback] Fair enough, Fosters is poo anyways. I had $5 pints of Tooheys New last night it was great. Cheapest i have ever seen basically. Wooo 61438[/snapback] Wellsy, not that I'm supporting the drinking of Fosters but how you can give anyone shit for drinking that and you're pushing pints of fucking New down your gullet is a bit rich. At the moment anything, with the exception of their black ales, made by carlton or tooheys is just piss. 61795[/snapback] Well i only had $10 in my wallet as i forgot to go to the bank before hand and the ATM was not in service in the Mustang so instead of getting 1 drink i could get 2 for $10. Then i was out of money and moved on to the Paramount then went back to the customary Carlton Draught.

Well that was absolutely shit! Goal bound effort by Ameobi stopped by a McFadden hand, what luck. We had a few decent chances but couldnt put the ball in the net. Why dont we build up our attacks instead of going on an all out break to score. Why not pass the ball around and play it around the 18 yard box until something comes available? Scott Parker is great, never say die attitude and goes in hard. Does feign injury or anything compared to Arteta. I think he got hit but something from the crowd when he and Parker came to blows. Funnily enough if that is true all the Newcastle supporters were down the other end of the pitch. Ramage did well considering he is the youngest of the back 4 yet looked the more solid.... Bramble did better then last week but im sick of his blast the ball up forward by passing the midfield routine. Get it out of defence for sure but the long balls from Bramble are boring as we just lose it immediately. Shay Given, best keeper in the EPL and you gotta feel sorry for him. Wont win nothing at Newcastle unfortunately (i hope im wrong) but i wouldnt be surprised if he has had enough and moves on. Luque looked lively coming on after a couple of months off. Hopefully the more game time and the geling with Shearer and the rest can help. He should of played the ball back for Shearer to strike towards the end but i think he only had the eye for goal. Cahill is a piece of shit, someone should just hit him. Complains and moans after Babayaro was the first one hit in the face from his stray fist. Yet when Babayaro touches him he goes on an absolute whinge. Then even pushing Simon Davis away after he tried to pull Cahill back to calm him down.

Fosters? Dont the english have any decent beers? I went out Saturday night into Northbridge, twas alright nothing much. Watched the Liverpool game, boring, and drank quite a bit and then got a kebab. 61429[/snapback] Aye but if i have 4 stella I can feel a bit groggy the next day , want to be my best fighting wait for the pub this afternoon. 61431[/snapback] Fair enough, Fosters is poo anyways. I had $5 pints of Tooheys New last night it was great. Cheapest i have ever seen basically. Wooo

Fosters? Dont the english have any decent beers? I went out Saturday night into Northbridge, twas alright nothing much. Watched the Liverpool game, boring, and drank quite a bit and then got a kebab.

Close call i thought it might have been going just down leg. Funny thing was he wouldnt of been on strike. When Inzi came out he wasnt at all impressed with the Hair.

It's a dance-off! Both Pietersen and Bell give him due respect and then - surprisingly early - the umpires offer the light and play is suspended. As Pietersen walks off, he glares at Afridi before going a 360 spin. 58417[/snapback]

England took the bad light on offer and at the end of day 2, England 3/113 still 349 behind Pakistans 462. I didnt see the scenes on the pitch after that gas cylinder but shit that would of freaked me out if i was there! In todays climate you can never tell what it is going to happen.

Well it got underway today and should be another cracking test! Pakistan at the end of the first days play, Pakistan are 4/300. Inzi is on 80* Afridi is on 67* Afridi is a freak. He came in and the first ball by Bell was a dot ball then he unloaded and the next 3 balls were smacked to the fence. He is currently going at more then a run a ball after hitting 4 sixes in the innings. One which landed on the roof of a grandstand. Bad light stopped play with 9 overs to bowl today, England need to break this partnership early tomorrow otherwise 450+ could be on the cards. Giles is getting smacked. This test is so much better then watching Australia v West Indies!

Boumsong and Bramble have cost us. Neither know what to do, sloppy passes and sloppy marking from Boumsong at set pieces. Utter shit! Got to get someone in January who knows what they are doing and can actually lead the defence! Basically i can sum up the game, Parker and Bowyer work their asses off for 45 minutes to keep the game at 0-0. Then in the space of 2 minutes of the restart Bramble has gifted them a goal after passing the ball 5 yards straight into Gudjohnson. The second one Bramble was just like meh and was backing away. Boumsong pointed to Crespo on the far side yet Bramble didnt go to him nor close down Lampard. Oh and how quiet are the Chelsea fans!

I dont know if this has been mentioned before but if you do the following it is quite a funny find. 1- Go to Google http://www.google.com.au/ <- probably work with .com aswell 2- Type in the word "Failure" 3- Instead of clicking "Google Search," click "I'm Feeling Lucky." 4- Have a gander and laugh. It speaks the truth

Nah from Perth, Sydney is shizen and would hate to come from there. Melbourne is by far the best state as proclaimed by Steve.

That's a really catchy saying you've got there Wellsy 57599[/snapback] I've bet his colleagues have got a saying in response to it as well: "Fuck off twatboy" 57600[/snapback] Nah just mumble away but meh That's a really catchy saying you've got there Wellsy 57599[/snapback] Do they actually have 37 story buildings in Perth? 57601[/snapback] Well it is actually 40 and the roof but 39 and 40 are for the cooling towers, lift lobbys and shit like that. Central Park on the other hand has 52 stories i think but is the tallest in Perth. That's a really catchy saying you've got there Wellsy 57599[/snapback] Do they actually have 37 story buildings in Perth? 57601[/snapback] Fair few skyscrapers in the Business District. It doesn't alter the fact there's fuck all to do there unfortunately 57602[/snapback] Hmmm he speaks the truth

I wonder why there's so many English people there too, it's the shittest state capital in Oz after Hobart 57558[/snapback] Its.... unique....

People in our building complain when we have to do the emergency evact procedures. Especially when the lawyers have to go down 37 floors but as i say to them it is better to be prepared just incase then not prepared and panic in an emergency situation anyways.