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We are just warming up in Perth here. It was 34 degrees on Tuesday and today it is going to be about 28 degrees. Beautiful, not a cloud in the sky and only a slight breeze For the rest of the week it is going to be 28, 31 and 30 degrees and you wonder why there are so many English people in Perth.

Oh i dont mind but when i was on the thunderbox at a mates house tonight watching the game. I noticed how many maps of the world he has in there, quite a sight to be honest. But i noticed how big both Bahrain and Trindad are, they are about as big as Alice Springs combined! 57000[/snapback] Do you reckon Gus Hiddinck was a big factor. Personally I think he's a great manager and I would love to see him at the Toon. 57002[/snapback] Yeah i reckon he is great. Would be so much better then Souness here. What he did in the space of 6 months is what Frank Farina was trying for 7 years or so! Would be great if the Toon could snare him away from PSV. The toilet

Oh i dont mind but when i was on the thunderbox at a mates house tonight watching the game. I noticed how many maps of the world he has in there, quite a sight to be honest. But i noticed how big both Bahrain and Trindad are, they are about as big as Alice Springs combined!

Here we go. 56982[/snapback] Nah i wont say much but Kaniera's ball to get whoever it was out was a great ball. Took middle, great ball. England fucked up big time 56988[/snapback] No doubt the result will cause as much celebration in Australia as Johnny Wilkinson's injury did. Not that you lot are bad losers or owt. 56991[/snapback] I think England will get away with it as the country will be swept up in World Cup fever now as we finally made it. You should of won the game none the less but crumbled in the second innings. Was Collingwood at 4?

tbh 56983[/snapback] That was quick reply, i have nothing else to say as i cant remember much of the game besides urugauardigfg rolling around on the ground clutching everything bar the kitchen sink. Ran down and got pizza after we won and then i came back and watched the replay! Im a slightly drunk, great day for Australia! 56985[/snapback] Fair play to you bud. Despite what I've written I certainly wont be shedding any tears for the Uruguyan thugs. You're there on *chokes violently* 'merit!' Enjoy the group stages! 56990[/snapback] I know we will get kicked out of the group stages but this will mean a lot to football in Australia itself. More money for the governing body here, more recognition for the game itself and more people will participate. It is nice to finally get there Yeah thats it, i didnt like what he did if he tried to keep his feet he was free down the wing... anyways

Here we go. 56982[/snapback] Nah i wont say much but Kaniera's ball to get whoever it was out was a great ball. Took middle, great ball. England fucked up big time

tbh 56983[/snapback] Mysteriously 'busy' after the Lord's test tbh. 56984[/snapback]

tbh 56983[/snapback] That was quick reply, i have nothing else to say as i cant remember much of the game besides urugauardigfg rolling around on the ground clutching everything bar the kitchen sink. Ran down and got pizza after we won and then i came back and watched the replay! Im a slightly drunk, great day for Australia!

Oh my fucken god!!!! What the fucken hell!!!! hahahah we are in the world cup!!! Is Arnold the best keeper you have seen besides one Shay Given. What a save in the second last penalty what a fucken save! Now we need to draw England

Didnt it have an emergency phone to contact security or the elevator service?

No one here cares tbh. Apart from Wellsy 54377[/snapback] If only we were playing England! We would have it in the bag with 3 away goals. Let me remind you the last time we met; Guus Hiddink > Sven Goran Eriksson I mean why would you keep picking Jenas? Where is Scotty Parker? 54391[/snapback] Forgive me if I console myself over a friendly match loss with an Ashes win and the rugby World Cup final in Sydney. 54401[/snapback] Are we still dominating womens squash? Maybe we should move on to Tennis? When is the next time an Australian and an English lad or lass come face to face? I need to rebuild the Australian sporting empire.

Not making excuses, quite the opposite actually. We have so many advantages to make it this time it's not even funny. Whether we take advantage of these advantages is debatable. I doubt it but I've been burnt by the socceroos plenty of times before, so I could be cynical. But I'm sure Steve believes we'll win, and in Steve I trust 54394[/snapback] What will be funny is when you still fail to make it. 54398[/snapback] The funny thing is if we dont make it i will probably laugh aswell

We're still better at cricket though! 54366[/snapback] Pakistan A 54369[/snapback] I'll take your Pakistan A in a meaningless warm-up match and raise you a Bangladesh in a one-day international this summer 54371[/snapback] The Bangers are better then Zimbabwe hence our lost to the Bangers or your loss to Zimbabwe in 2003 Im scrapping the barral, you cant get worse then losing to the Bangers i guess... hmm im stumped (pardon the pun). Anyways back on to the topic of sex 54380[/snapback] And you're worse than us hence your loss to England this summer, right? 54388[/snapback] Well we lost to England in one series but the stats dont lie and we are still on top of the table for the ICC rankings. Anyways if we went by the theory that if you lose to them you must be worse then them, what about the series against Sri Lanka that England lost 1-0. Sri Lanka, i mean cmon, fair crack here.

No one here cares tbh. Apart from Wellsy 54377[/snapback] If only we were playing England! We would have it in the bag with 3 away goals. Let me remind you the last time we met; Guus Hiddink > Sven Goran Eriksson I mean why would you keep picking Jenas? Where is Scotty Parker?

We're still better at cricket though! 54366[/snapback] Pakistan A 54369[/snapback] I'll take your Pakistan A in a meaningless warm-up match and raise you a Bangladesh in a one-day international this summer 54371[/snapback] The Bangers are better then Zimbabwe hence our lost to the Bangers or your loss to Zimbabwe in 2003 Im scrapping the barral, you cant get worse then losing to the Bangers i guess... hmm im stumped (pardon the pun). Anyways back on to the topic of sex

We're still better at cricket though! 54366[/snapback] Pakistan A

It's official - Greeks do it better and Aussies are average when it comes to action between the sheets. In what it claims to be the biggest ever study of global sex lives, condom manufacturer Durex interviewed almost half a million people around the world, with surprising results. Of the 41 countries studied, Australians ranked equal 16th in a league table on the number of sexual liaisons per person per year with a "score" of 108. Topping the table was Greece with 138, ahead of Croatia at 134 and bottom of the league was Japan with just 45. Turks like to share their love most widely, with an average of 14.5 different partners, with Australia coming in second at 13.2 while the Indians are the most faithful with an average of just three. Indeed, some 58 per cent of Turks admitted to an extra-marital affair, with Norwegians (70 per cent) having the most one-night stands. In what may be a reflection upon Australian men, use of vibrators Down Under was 46 per cent, only just behind pacesetting Taiwan which is abuzz at 47 per cent. Iceland was the country where people started youngest, with an average age of 15.6 for those experiencing sex for the first time, while the more patient Vietnamese waited until 19.6. The safe sex message was having difficulty penetrating the public in Norway, where 73 per cent had risked unprotected sex with a partner without knowing his/her sexual history, while it was the Indians again with the most cautious approach at just 21 per cent. Belgians were the most likely to describe themselves as happy with their sex lives, with 57 per cent satisfied, while the Chinese were hardest to please at just 22 per cent. Those Norwegians were the most eager, with 53 per cent expressing a desire for more. The Chinese single-baby policy may account for the country's status of having the most unplanned pregnancies, while Norwegians topped the charts for people having had a sexually-transmitted infection at 21 per cent. The land of Ferrari is not a predictable leader for the world's most common use of cars for sex, with 82 per cent of Italians testing out the back seat. Australia's friendly climate and spacious town planning no doubt accounts for the fact that the country leads the world in the frequency of sex in parks. The Age No mention of the English though, which is quite surprising. I have this view that all English are sex crazed obviously i was wrong.

It will be close but i think we will lose. Got to love Uruguay though and the efforts they go to! I think they are worried that the big Duke will score or maybe old man Vidmar will help Schwarzenegger or maybe that other tall lanky bloke Kalac get a clean sheet. Kalac is better then me at indoor, maybe our team should employ him on a part time basis. In the end after all the blood, sweat and urine bombs that have been hurled. Maybe after throwing the urine bombs they throw the flour bombs so the flour sticks to our players and form a nice paste. Isnt their a moat around the stadium in Monteovideo? We should bring back Damien Mori!

I read that it was a hamstring injury but if it is a thigh injury i hope it isnt the same thigh that caused him to basically have a year off football altogether. Thigh/quad injuries are a killer!

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Those two words do not belong together. 51187[/snapback] It isnt that bad! Still it is a liveable city, wouldnt be the first for a terrorist attack so im in no danger here

The away support was brilliant! Cant wait till i get over there for a game one day. Could clearly hear the Souness Out chants in the first half and then at the end of the game the chants of Souness, Souness, Souness. The Owen chant and the shoes off if you love the toon chant, well im pretty sure that is the words. Just brilliant to listen to the supporters there! On the game i was worried with Shola.... he just cant shoot too well, we need a clinical striker who can put the ball away or at least get the shot going on target (if it makes the distance). Other then Shola i think we were good, even Boumsong was better then in the past few weeks. Parker, needs an international recall!! Dyer looked lively when he came on and the assist to set up Shearer was a great cut back from the byline. Shays save after Taylor blocked the first shot was just great positioning. But im worried after we score we just seem to relax for a wee bit. In the end we just dominated after West Brom had their moments. It was trick time and we probably could of scored one more goal but im happy with 3 goals and a clean sheet!

Drawn with them the last seasons at the Hawthorns so we could expect an 90th minute equaliser from West Brom. Im expecting a decent performance with the players we can put on the pitch today. 3-0 hopefully! This is about the 4th or 5th Newcastle United game shown in a row on foxtel here!