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It'll be a dour 1-0 win to the South Americans in all probability. 144006[/snapback] I reckon Australia will perform quite well under Hiddink. Obviously I'd love to be proved wrong 144011[/snapback] No you dont, you would love to see Australia doing well Everyone wants to see Australia do well and i dont blame them as we are awesome

Cant get more remote then the most remote capital in the world, Perth. We are probably closer to Bali then South Australia....

Not every word starting with Q has a U after it for example Qantas is one word with no 'u' following the Q. Maybe you're still jet lagged catmag Plus Qantas is the best airline in the world!

I dont think my chinese friend will appreciate this when she see's her inbox in the morning... now is that just me or does that sound dodgy as all fuck?

He is in fine form at the moment, bowling Shane!

He may have a head like a horse and he may kiss Roy Keane but he scores goals and i would have him here!

Get the fuck in! So happy and to make things even better Spurs didnt get 4th haha What the hell did Stevie Carr do to get sent off?

Gudjonson and Collins John plus a few experienced defenders who are proven in the premier league. But in reality we wont be spending much i dont think.

I hate vegemite despite all beliefs that aussies love it. Instead i have an alternative called Promite, which isnt as sweet and shite as Vegemite! From what i have heard Marmite is like Vegemite hence Promite greater then all options!

Fell in love with her in the movie Love Actually, fucken stunning! Some people i have never heard on this list though, Brooke Burke and those fun bags are stunning aswell!

There was a player who plays in the Western Australia Football League called Willie Dick and he retired but the worst thing to come about is that he named his son Willie aswell and became Willie Dick Jnr. Played colts for his club, quite incredible and stupid really but hilarious at the same time.

Roeder > Hitzfeld You know it makes sense

Easy break down here... UEFA is given to; 5th place in EPL FA Cup Winner LC Winner As Man Utd won the LC then 6th spot gets a UEFA Whoever gets into the FA cup final out of Boro or West Ham get the FA cup spot as runners up.... is that correct? But if Boro win the UEFA cup then as winners they have an automatic spot now dont they? So that spot would then go to 7th spot... I thought this was going to be easy to think about but it is stupid. The FA or UEFA need to come out and just explain it in basic terms

Butt should of been sent off tonight. Blatant hack down of Barry from behind and then follows it up immediately by kicking Baros in the head while he was down! Hope he never comes back here again! Milner, surely we cant sell him to Villa? Was a bit quiet in the second half but played a crucial role in 2 of the goals Villa scored. Gary Cahill's goal was something brilliant... couldnt see Moore or Bramble do that

Now Liverpool have taken the lead over Blackburn but not without some controversy. Fowler chested the ball down in the direction of an offside Cisse. Cisse goes to play the ball but doesnt touch it. All the Blackburn players stop and put their hand up but Morientes continues on and cuts it back for Fowler to score. IMO this goal shouldnt have standed as an offside Cisse went to play the ball but didnt touch the ball. All the Blackburn players have seen it and Cisse is right in the play, not like he is walking back from an offside position but right in the thick of it. I guess it doesnt matter in the end as it says Liverpool are 1-0 up. Stupid really, got to feel for Rovers there. Also Cisse diving and got Savage booked when he clearly didnt touch him. Add to that the 2 i saw from Essien last night and then Nicky Butt and Teliby not being sent off in the Midlands derby im starting to wonder.

Yep happy easter everyone and if you didnt get an easter egg this is why....

Hilarious tbh Bangers have the wood on us of late for some unknown reason

Great save tbh Rooney had a whinge and cried for auld slapper

Yeah i have seen that happen in Australia before with the choppers. But that riot is amazing, would of hated to be an English men in the crowd.

I work in a 40 storey tower in building security there right and every night we obviously do a building lockdown of all floors from the roof down through all the tennanted floors. On level 12 and level 11 there is a government office and basically one night a work college got to that level and all the lights are off, obviously. So the house lights come on (every second light around the core of the building) so he is walking around and needs to go to the toilet. Closest one is the females and as there is no one on that floor decides to go in and do his poo. In the cubical right and hears footsteps like high heels on the floor tiles and asks if anyone is there to no reply. So he finishes and then walks out to find no one. Walks around the floor to find no one. He wasnt the only one to have heard it aswell so who knows what she is. But apparently the site where our building is was an old Aboriginal camp or something and a few murders were done on site by white people and yeah apparently they say it is one of their ghosts. Now when i get on that level as it is so dark even with a few lights on i leg it through that level as in the back of my mind im thinking about those 'ghosts'

This thread is going world wide i reckon! 37,000 views now and obviously more to come in the coming days. I dont think people want to go through 52 pages worth of reading but i went through 47 last night and it was the funniest laugh i have had in a long time. A must read, an epic, a page turner. Maybe we could turn this into a book? Based on real events on an internet forum?

Ok i have just read 47 pages, yes 47 pages of this thread and it has GOLD written all over it! In the process of reading all those pages i have wasted about 40 minutes of my life and my uni assignment i was typign up has gone to the shitter! But this thread is fucken class. I have seriously not laughed so hard before it was a cracker and some of the comments made by Gemmill amongest others were all class. Well done to all involved. We now need photos!

Yep a player that certainly holds the Australian middle order together and one of the most clean strikers of the ball. Currently Averaging 75 in tests so i couldnt go past him especially his form of late. Pietersen would be in my one day side but not my test side.

We thought about this the other day and here was my test team 1. Hayden 2. Trescothick 3. Ponting 4. Dravid 5. Hussey 6. Kallis 7. Flintoff 8. Gilchrist 9. Warne 10. Hoggard 11. McGrath (have my doubts as he isnt playing so possibly Ntini) ODI's... meh

I think there has been a link shown before but what is the accumlative distance travelled by an English Premier League side throughout a season? Including ECL or UEFA cup and all the other cups included? Here we have the Western Australian teams travelling to Tasmania to play AFL but they complain about the travel. I just want a comparison on how far a team travels compared to the Western Australia sides here. They always complain but they have 6-7 day breaks and have plenty of time to arrive at their destination and get ready for a game. But yeah if anyone has any stats it would be appreciated.