Toonraider

Didnt know it still existed I used to go on there long long ago. One or two really good people on there....(plus some total wankers of course )

Aw that takes me back. Wait untill you have been together 28 years, We just about remembered our 25 wedding anniversary last year! Back to food, today I'm going to a picturesque oldey worldey village in Torquay called Cockington to have a cream tea. Tea tonight will be a slow cooked pork meal...diced pork, chopped tomatoes, red peppers, red onion, stock, mixed herbs left to marinade this morning and cooked slowly in the oven served with brocoli and mashed pots. I'm sure this post has some sort of sexual under current

Supporting the Toon very quickly teaches you never to expect anything at all.

Enjoyed watching the Underworld trilogy.

.....porridge drizzled with golden syrup

Black Books box set for less than a tenner! I've only ever seen clips of it so as I like Dylan Moran I've got to give it a go.

Thank you Bianca ( I don't like being called 'luv' )

Uh oh..... Sorry I cant be doing with it all. I'm weird and you're hot. So hot I'm gonna cool you down. You know how to cool a chick down? You invite them round to your house, wine and dine them and just as she makes a passing comment about how sophisticated you are as a bloke, a bloke like they've never met in their lives before, you take that compliment and then you snap. Big time. Body temperature drops by a good degree or so. You apologise profusly, bring on a few crocodile tears if manageable, show a real sensitive side to your nature. Invite the chick upstairs to your bedroom, pull back the bedsheets and there it is. Last night's chick stone cold having been lying their for some 24 hours Of course a bird wouldn't think anything of anything of there being a hammer-drill, still-saw and stanley knife at the top of the stairs, with a few bin-liners scattered about for good measure. The thing is, I like to feed my chicks up before sending them on to the next life. Like I said, weird. You're always talking of beating chicks up and killing them. Why? I see death regularly, its not attractive. You've left the milk on luv. Look, fuck off. I wasnt talking to you.

This is true, but I reckon his best quality is his affable nature. Crowd doesn't mind his whimsy or the times he relies on old clichés because he's just quite charming. Re: Gervais, I don't think he's the best stand-up out there by a long way, but he's certainly one of the best writers. The character he rattles off on stage is a brilliant creation too. His strengths are varied, but a favourite of mine is his ability to mime out a scene, playing the various characters without resorting to extremes a la Lee Evans. It's the situation that's absurd, not the people found in it. Perfect example is the fella in the boat chasing the elephants. He doesn't have the boatsman explode with indignation, huge gestures like you'd expect from Evans. but like I say, he's not a great stand up I recently bought my son his DVD and thats very true. I'm not mad on him but like you say he's such a good lad I like him. I tried to get tickets for Plymouth July 3rd as my son likes him and its his birthday but sold out

Uh oh..... Sorry I cant be doing with it all. I'm weird and you're hot. So hot I'm gonna cool you down. You know how to cool a chick down? You invite them round to your house, wine and dine them and just as she makes a passing comment about how sophisticated you are as a bloke, a bloke like they've never met in their lives before, you take that compliment and then you snap. Big time. Body temperature drops by a good degree or so. You apologise profusly, bring on a few crocodile tears if manageable, show a real sensitive side to your nature. Invite the chick upstairs to your bedroom, pull back the bedsheets and there it is. Last night's chick stone cold having been lying their for some 24 hours Of course a bird wouldn't think anything of anything of there being a hammer-drill, still-saw and stanley knife at the top of the stairs, with a few bin-liners scattered about for good measure. The thing is, I like to feed my chicks up before sending them on to the next life. Like I said, weird. You're always talking of beating chicks up and killing them. Why? I see death regularly, its not attractive.

I've signed up but never used it.

The sub-text to the thread is that JJ has topped one of his gay lovers and needs to sell his wife's jewellery to pay for an airfare out of the country. His replies are the least of your worries. I got a slightly different message but still nevermind I just prefer straight talking.

Uh oh..... Sorry I cant be doing with it all.

You're weird. Do you ever answer a question in the normal manner?

Unfortunately on the other side of the coin, I have many memories of taking our son in 3 monthly for new shoes, cost a fortune to us back then But I had to look after his little tootsies and get correctly fitting shoes as he had wide feet

How odd it is to hear the views of someone who hadnt seen these films before now!! edit-I envy you!

You'll more than likely be ripped off by a jeweller tbh. Probably better to sell items individually on ebay. Though time consuming I know. Please tell me to mind my own if you like but why doesnt your lass want the jewellery anymore? (I could not part with any of mine)

Yes that's more like it. People must be dreamimg talking about automatic promotion!! Get real! Unless things change drastically (which I doubt) We will struggle to beat alot of the teams in this league. Plus everyone will want to beat us, we have no confidence, no fight and no team spirit and poor players. I hope I'm wrong but without alot good luck and much change I'd be happy to just stay up and build from there.

I couldnt help watch it again myself, brilliant!

I dont like him, just cant watch him. Or Ross Noble-he's a twat. You cant beat Billy lets face it! I also like Dylan Moran and Dara O'Brien. I've seen Jimmy Carr, he's very quick, in the style of Bob Monkhouse, quick short lines, but too many Paedophile jokes for me.

Hello from Sunny Torquay We're a friendly bunch on here really, well most of us are!

OOps late as usual. Hope you had a good day anyway Khay

Aw that takes me back. Wait untill you have been together 28 years, We just about remembered our 25 wedding anniversary last year! Back to food, today I'm going to a picturesque oldey worldey village in Torquay called Cockington to have a cream tea. Tea tonight will be a slow cooked pork meal...diced pork, chopped tomatoes, red peppers, red onion, stock, mixed herbs left to marinade this morning and cooked slowly in the oven served with brocoli and mashed pots.

I eat eggs every day. I have them twice a week maybe.

There's nothing wrong with egg and chips occassionally. We have a free supply of duck eggs and they're gorgeous. Bolied egg and soldiers!