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Graeme Souness ?

with no forwards to take pressure off the defence, expect more like today. Most teams won't move so well as Arsenal did though. A negative team sent out to contain the opposition will never do, shades of Wembley 98. If they had scored earlier it would have been more. Absolute crap.

Different time, different reason. Do you honestly think if certain middle eastern countries or organisations acquire nuclear weapons we will not be in big danger

Nail on the head Ally without realising. The yanks [and others] have nuclear weapons but can be trusted not to just fire them indiscriminately...because they haven't. I've met and worked with yanks, one or two can be a bit paranoid or hyper but basically they aren't going to use them unless they are fired at first. Do you think some middle eastern countries, or organisations, would adopt such a stance ?

Jenas is an utter turd. Where he should be palmed off on is anywhere BUT where he WANTS to go. Greedy overpaid underperforming bag of shit as he is. Souness reckons that other players in the England camp were telling him how much they were making. As if he isnt on enough - this is the same arsehole who was throwing scrunched up £20 notes at barstaff and shouting out "Double your wages" remember, while playing like a Hartlerpool reject. Certain posters on here seemed to think this was just a bit of boyish behaviour, I saw it differently, as a more serious long term problem unless he got his act together, which he most certainly has NOT. So - guess whos being proved right on Mr Jenas ? But while I'd laugh my socks off if he ended up in the Teeside Wastelands, the thought of that twat Viduka coming here fills me with horror. His wanting Viduka is the main reason I am against Souness continuing as manager. 11954[/snapback] I thought that was Dyer ? Whoever it was, they are both twats though. Agree with everything you say about the signal such things send out. Bigger problem is the fact that Jeeenarse might also be annoyed his little mate is now on 80k a week....how many others at the club feel this way, and how many players we try to buy might want parity too.

I bow down to your superior knowledge, judgement, English and text jargon[although a slight improvement this time]

Stupid twat still doesn't realise that pushing players out for less than they are worth effects his own spending power... And he's supposed to be keeping the club out of the press. SOUNESS WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF.

11730[/snapback] sure i've read somewhere fuckwit gobshite saying he was confident Dyers hamstrings were stronger than they have ever been ...

so who's the most likely to launch the first strike ......

It's not so much that. It's just the pompous little twat thinks that's funny. Guess they don't teach humour at Oxford. Editor should have taken one look at that piece and filed under 'Seemed like a good idea at the time'. Did make me wonder who'd play who on Lord of the Flies though. 11562[/snapback] Agree completely. Had his editor been any good at his job he would have surely asked him what on earth this pile of shite was. British journalism is GREAT 11574[/snapback] A few are alright, but not this "quality" one. See my sig for one of those.

what will you say when xmas is too late ?

what a load of crap ! What planet is this guy on ....

yes mate, I did smile ........... All we want for xmas is Souness out and Keegan in. Or, back in the days of McKeag, we had a saying, Cox out Dix in [ie arthur cox and malcolm dix]

Why didn't you log in as HTL or Ugly Mackem? 11426[/snapback] because I've never been either. Who were you in your previous life ? I was only westendlad

and if they get them, they will live in peace and harmony with their neighbours, especially Israel, and the rest of the world won't they

of course not

I'm astounded at the players who don't want to play for Souness. I'm astounded that fuckwit is still the manager of our football club I'm astounded there are still people prepared to "give him time" A few people will be astounded when we are bottom of the league at the end of September 11517[/snapback] which players wont play for souness.....anelka(6months into contract),owen,no surprise,boa morte wants to come....coco,you may have a point there. 11518[/snapback] oh dear

I'm astounded at the players who don't want to play for Souness. I'm astounded that fuckwit is still the manager of our football club I'm astounded there are still people prepared to "give him time" A few people will be astounded when we are bottom of the league at the end of September

just done a quick scan of your posts and I'm quite impressed by your knowledge of the football club

Chris, and Philip Craig http://sport.independent.co.uk/football/ne...ticle304841.ece

theres a few few candidates if you look at the Hollyoaks thread .

porn mag ?

Well I think it slaughters anything Oliver has ever wrote anyway...

I don't think Shepherd would deliberately want us to do badly to push down the share price, but it would seem he is in a win win situation which is hardly healthy. 11112[/snapback] I don't know if I think that or not, sammy suggested it, could it be right ? It's unbelievable if it is, yet it might be.

http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/newcast...-name_page.html Danger signs are clear for Magpies Aug 12 2005 By John Gibson, The Evening Chronicle So a spanking new season is about to unfold before our admiring gaze. Er, well, the Premiership is back anyway! Newcastle United, 14th last season and requiring a miracle to surprise us all, journey to Premier League runners-up and FA Cup holders Arsenal on Sunday for a delayed blast-off. This the team which failed in the Inter-Nogo Cup to kill futile hopes of a back-door entry into Europe and then sharpened their claws in preparation for the Gunners by playing the mighty performers of Yeading and Bray Wanderers. What sort of astute planning was that? Was it arrogance borne of a belief United were going to defeat Deportivo la Coruna or just the sort of short-sightedness which is so severe it requires binoculars to see what is staring you in the face? However, that is not all. United have also managed to clear the decks in the summer sales but failed to fill the empty cabins. Hoist the flag of danger. The Magpies have construed to get rid of a quality striker in Craig Bellamy but signed no-one to replace him. Just as they sold Jonathan Woodgate and did not sign a central defender in the same transfer window. Sold Nobby Solano and recruited no outside-right. Torpedoed Laurent Robert but have not landed top target Luis Boa Morte in time for the opening day of the season. We were, of course, blinded by the joy of Michael Owen possibly arriving, if not Nicolas Anelka. Oh yeah, just as we were with Wayne Rooney not that long ago! Do Newcastle not realise they are not a top club right now - they are a club with top supporters and that is different. A club blindly supported by 50,000 Geordies come rain, hail or snow. However, outside of our own patch United are seen for what they are - wonderfully backed but not good enough for silverware. They cannot hand a player Champions League football, nor even UEFA Cup incentives. So the top-hitters who used to come in the Kevin Keegan fantasy years politely refuse the invitation. Yes, United bagged Emre and Scott Parker and we are grateful for that. They carry great promise of better things but as a team United are still woefully short all over the battlefield. The only other signing as we speak is a central defender costing nowt - an Aussie arriving via Germany. A left-back called Coco (clown jokes at the ready) has eventually limped back off home with his sick note. Presumably, Coco was being signed because Celestine Babayaro, no more than a newcomer himself, is busy searching fruitlessly for a big heart and a genuine determination to play regularly. Lord Lucan has been sighted on Shergar grazing upon the green pastures of St James' more often than Babayaro has been seen on the same strip of turf. Marcelino Mark Two? There are plenty of ifs and no Butts at St James' Park these days. He does not matter, Birmingham City can have him, though dispensing hurriedly with others while nobody came here has been a bad move. United are left relying on 35-year-old striker Alan Shearer for their goals at the moment and frequent hamstring victim Kieron Dyer to run free and often at his shoulder. What a risk. With the utmost respect, Shearer, the greatest Premier League striker, ought not to be saddled with being United's top goalscorer at this twilight stage of his career when he is not supposed to be playing every game. Dyer, however good he may be when the weather is warm and fair and the wind in his favour, does not play enough matches because of injury or so far score enough goals to give us great hope of a permanent solution to Bellamy's departure. The lack of two top-quality strikers imported as a matter of the utmost urgency has plunged the Toon Army into deep depression. The window does not slam shut until the end of the month, of course, and mind games are apparently being played over Anelka. However, late shopping - like on Christmas Eve - is not to be recommended as the safest and cleverest way to conduct business or produce peace of mind. We are told by those who matter United are "working feverishly behind the scenes" to sign again. Let us pray they do in the next 19 days! We may hope as we always do but we fear, too, not just that we will lose in front of an armchair nation on Sunday, as the Mags so often contrive to away in the Premiership, but that the whole campaign will again provide an anti-climax. It was only in 2002-03 when Newcastle were proudly finishing third in our domestic league and playing in the second group stage of the Champions League. That is a mere three campaigns ago - but it seems like a lifetime!