NJS

I'd broadly read all of those examples but one I hadn't seen was the 15% of lasses under 16 get pregnant one which is an absolute classic.

Hence Everton's "who's that coming over your wife - is it a mobster?" to the Automatic song.

It really winds the fuckers up if you tell them at half time he was out of there but changed his mind at the end.

The cunt is well on his way to the promised four or five out. Wouldn't be surprised to see one or two at the most in plus the usual deadline day bollocks ending with nowt.

I was 100% against the bitch with the phone until I read what she said the lass said - if true then there was some blame but bad manners including ignorant people on phones bug the shit out of me.

If it's a basic bike without any suspension or disc brakes then you should easily be able to assemble it - though I'd put new tubes in and as someone else said probably new tyres. Anything "fancy" and I'd take it to a decent shop. Is that shop still there at South Gosforth near the metro station? - if so I'd recommend them.

I would say a "heartless" player like him would be first for the moron to sell but since he's sold one with a heart already maybe he'll keep Marveaux just to be different.

Well so far he's dropped a long standing target, sold a decent squad player and missed out on his main target. So bullshit and lies aside, a great start.

What's the betting he claims a profit made which is down to him?

He was a lying shit manager and he's a lying DOF with no reason to think he'll be anything other than shit at that as well.

Tickets for extra gig secured. Monday which is better than a Sunday for me anyway. Might actually do some work now.

Disaster. Had two tickets on gigsandtours but it wouldnt recognise my login so I re-registered by which time the fuckers sold out. Waiting for an extra gig to come up now.

Will try tomorrow but part of me thinks no Kim no Pixies.

I've always got the impression Glastonbury was more about the "experience" rather than the music which is why it never appealed to me - plus I'm too old and soft to camp. Used to go to Reading every year but haven't been for about 5 years - still usually go to V even if it is a bit too nice.

Related to that I know I'm a hypocrite as a general principle of mine is that names/titles shouldn't be translated but any one in this country who says World War Zee should be shot and then deported.

I presumed he meant forums as in organised Q&A nights in a pub rather than this format.

I've just went through all of the idiot's games on .com and he didn't start Duff at left-back. In hindsight a draw would have been enough at Villa but going into the game I can see nothing wrong with the attacking line-up he chose when even a win might not have been good enough. If the cunt want's to talk about indivisual games then I remember Stoke when he defended a lead (unsuccessfully) in a sat back manner light years beyond anything ever tried by Allardyce or Pardew so he can fuck right off.

Try again. I'm sure Kinnear did - hopefully someone will find proof - also I think Roeder did it at well but I guess all other coaches are shit compared to the Master.

One line reply - You used the word "dudes" in your sixth point.

I'd say blabbing to SSN, the talksport interview, and causing Lambias to quit (if true) were all verging on sackable offences in his first four days in the job. I look forward to more.

I saw Rammstein about twelve years ago at the docklands arena and they were mental - good though. Will probably try to get Jimmy Eat World tickets on Friday.

The Nepal thing, the managers of the year, no relegations and left Newcastle flying all prove what a Walter Mitty the cunt is - the press should call him out on everthing he says just to show the twat up.

Can't see the poll on my phone but I turned my back from a match going pov in 2009. This just strengthens the conviction. I know its easier from 300 miles away but I did make the effort before that though I admit other factors contributed to the decision as well.

There's nothing wrong with a bit of self-confidence no matter what you do but why have we been lumbered with fuckers like this prick, Souness and Allardyce who are so blind to their absolute fucking dreadfullness? I know the mackems could mention Bruce and a couple of others in the same vein but fucking hell we're cursed with those three twats.

So we've undermined a manager who avoided relegation by five points with one who left with us two points off relegation. Would not have been relegated my arse you cockney cunt.