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Lewis signed a new contract - no details but I'm guessing a hundred quid a week at least.

I was going to say MJ hasn't exactly "won nowt" before noticing the convenient "at those clubs" qualifier.

Ooh-er...

Old school bother at West Brom...

Someone asked that on Twitter and the general reply was"He has 206 loyalty points "...

Couldn't make the 30 minutes without mentioning Klopp could they?

I like my job in general but post-lockdown I despise commuting after we moved to 4 days in the office last year. They cite "collaboration" but it's nonsense - if I could be at all arsed I'd look for a more remote based job. In September I'll finish my mortgage and I hope it spurs me into doing something as my paranoia demands not rocking the boat till then. I saw something written a while ago saying better health into older years was a godsend as it meant we'd be able to work longer which to me got it completely wrong - we should all be looking to finish earlier. The con known as pensions is the reason why I think.

State of the fucking pitch.

Did the classic and underestimated the walk from the tube so missed Beardsley's goal which was described as "a fantastic overhead kick". Saw it on MOTD - it was a canny over the shoulder job - not even in his top 30 goals.

The decimation of public services and reluctance to restore them IS the biggest issue facing the country. It covers food banks, crime, poverty, housing, welfare, health and the economy.

In my lifetime the only time this was mooted previously was during the Falklands war. Age aside my answer would be the same as it would have been then. Fuck. Right. Off.

The answer to family engagement for health reasons and reducing knife crime is exactly the same - expanded youth and family social services. Unfortunately it's now a consensus that public services can never be afforded again.

I could be wrong but I think he's had a few thigh problems over the last 2 or 3 years - maybe it was an underlying problem they've now fixed. Just trying to look for positives.

I've copied 10,7 and 8 but that's it, none bought.

Deserve everything just for using asses instead of arses.

Also if we're doing business with Milan we should recalibrate the zero starting point to 55 fucking million.

We could re-sign Wood now he's become a good player.

I had a similar problem with my ear which mainly happened around holidays so flying related so after one failed attempt to get the wax out I went for a session with someone operating what could be best described as a vacuum attachemt for orifices. She pulled out a lump of wax that looked like the alien insect Khan puts in Chekov's ear at the start of Star Trek II. I asked for it to keep as a souvenir but she refused. Sorted the problem. I do have earplugs which I use when I spend the night with my lass as she's a snorer and was tempted to try them last night but was then paranoid I'd miss something I needed to hear. Roll on about four hours fucking sleep.

Two relational databases go into a NoSQL bar. They have to leave straight away - they can't find a table. (Excel nerds of the board - consider yourselves well fucking outnerded).

Maybe we have a Sissoko/Gouffran type 5/6 list (but better obviously) lined up if FFP room becomes available with 2 or 3 exits.

I think he's more the Eales type role.

Seems like they don't like patient football when they're 1-0 down at home.

The same media that would express disgust or mock North Korea for worshipping Kim Jong Un.

They do it already with this "Land of the Prince Bishops" thing. (Capital Durham not Sunderland of course but anyway).

Fraser seems to have done the best of them and should at least be gone.