NJS

That ships sailed - I complimented you the other day when you said you were used to being the "unattractive" mate in a group of lasses so sod you now

On the train home after a night out and managed to keep in touch via the BBC. Hate to go all brown bottle but get in you absolute fucking cunts. (Just noticed my phone saved "cunts" to the dictionary - that'll come in handy)

Spoilt by the fact that Gerrard is a fucking cheat. The other players he mentioned did cheat but I wouldn't necessarily say they were cheats in the mode of Cole(s), Drogba, Young and yes Gerrard.

Probably not the case bit it would be funny if Redknapp did really want the job but its Spurs' shit form (possibly caused by the speculation) that's cost him it.

Just decided it annoys me to a ridiculous level that firms like Sony can't even be bothered to produce an ad for the UK without using a Yank kid's voice. Yes I know about globalisation but put some effort in you twats.

Trying to be "clever" by writing this off and relying on beating Wigan - doomed.

Well I'm going to do what I did after watching the first half against Spurs - I'm fucking off to the gym hoping they don't get another four. Hate to say it but the word that separates the teams for me is "desire" (And of course that cunt in black is helping them every step of the way as well)

She was taking the piss/making a point in response to suggested laws virtually giving rights to human eggs.

Unless the board decide to exploit the terms and kick you out - couldn't happen could it?

Just started to read the thread about Robson's statue - its shit like that that honestly makes me think I'd be happy if someone levelled the shithole with a nuclear device.

If that photo of you on N-O is true I would love to see the lasses you go out with.

Would love to see somebody kick that Di Maria about 8 feet in the air - what a fucking cheat he is.

Why are the Sky pundits shocked? - as I said he does shit like that in every game.

I would morph "respect for the club" as discussed to "genuine desire to play for the club". I think most players we've signed since 92 have showed it but there have been a fair few wankers as well. I don't mind pointing out that the wankers stand out as those where Shepherd had too much say in them signing. If recognising that has meant a very deliberate policy to prevent it from happening again then its one fantastic lesson to have learned.

Slight knee to Sanchez' arse completely off the ball.

He does shit like that all the time - typical Spanish exaggeration but still good to see a non-coward of a ref.

Fucking West Ham taking it to the last day by the looks of things.

Still not tempted: 1. Still don't want to give money to Ashley - I've loved this season vicariously but still won't forgive him - mainly for Keegan 2. Couldn't be bothered with the travel any more. 3. I couldn't take my old seat in the Milburn as I won't sit in a family section - would have the hassle of finding a seat in the East Stand (much prefer watching football side-on). Having said that I got an email off the club today saying tickets were available for Man City (subject to being a member) and I thought about it for about 5 seconds. In the end despite thinking I've earned the right to be there over all the years I felt it wouldn't be right to jump in at the end of this season like some kind of glory hunting cunt.

Drew Goddard the director worked on the last seasons of Buffy and Angel as a writer ( some fantastic eps on both) and then moved on to Alias, 24 and Lost. He also wrote Cloverfield. Joss Whedon who wrote Cabin in the Woods was the main man on Buffy/Angel (and Firefly for that matter).

I was tempted to reply to the "What has Pardew done" thread with "Secured as many ponts with four games left as your new messiah's best ever year, without spending about 100m like he did. Cunts."

I also recognise that for people in too many regions and countries of the world it isn't really a choice which makes it even sadder. I'd also say that priests/shamans/mystics/gurus of all religions since mankind could speak have got to the blowjob conclusion before you.

Would've been interesing to see what the reaction would have been if he had been more traditionally African and had invoked a Witch Doctor rather than Christianity - it would make no diffence to my opinion obviously but I'll bet the use of the word "miracle" would probably have been sneered at in that case.

A repository for priest's spunk.

He thanked the doctor at the ground but implied God sent him to the match.

Well if he wants to give credit to prayer/God then I'm going to ask him follow-up questions - if that makes me a twat then fair enough. I think I've said before I read a Paddington train crash survivor questioning the faith of the dead and while this is no way near as bad it brings out a similar reaction from me.