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Aye turns out its a fiver more. Had to book a free "installation" which will seemingly involve someone accessing the modem and applying a code change - "just give me the instructions and I'll do it" is a phrase not recognised by Indians apparently. Turns out it was a new modem/router combo but surprise, surprise the bloke was just a glorified courier. Him: Connects it up and types a web address which obviously fails Me: "That won't work - you need to change the IP address of the router to the setting I use to enable the forwarding from my DNS server" Him: "Huh?" Me: "I have a network" Him: "We don't support that, I can connect to the wireless via my phone so it's working so that's me done" Me: "Why couldn't you just send the bloody thing to me as you've done absolutely nothing useful" Him: "company policy" Me:"Aye well thanks and goodbye". Cunts.

What a fucking plank Pardew is - as if there's any chance whatsoever of Barton being here for the season. "We haven't even considered a replacement" - incompetence personified.

Thing is an MP made a grovelling apology last week for having said that Morgan had told him he'd hacked phones - now if Mills is telling the truth the MP is proved right.

I've just figured out the master plan - with Nolan and Barton gone, all they have to do is get rid of Tiote and we're certs to win the fair play league - Intertoto here we come.

Sometimes keep an eye out for Utrecht's score because of that mate I mentioned before but as I told him I couldn't go that far in "supporting" them because of the red & white thing.

My view is that all the tv/movies I download, I pay for via Sky anyway - I know it bugs them because I'm supposed to be only allowed to see things when they say I can but that concept is bankrupt to me. I suppose I should feel a bit of guilt on the porn front but can't quite manage it.

A combined UK citizenship/Toontastic membership/follow LeazesLad on Twitter multipass? I'd say I'm a multiculturalist monolinguist - I don't mind semi-isolated communities but the language thing is about respect. I realise a lot of the Asians can easily exist day-to-day without speaking English (I've seen it in Bradford) but it's still defines what they really think about their presence here - as also mentioned above about pure economic migrants. To not even try and learn the language of a place where you intend to spend any reasonable time living is at the very least appalling manners.

Aye turns out its a fiver more. Had to book a free "installation" which will seemingly involve someone accessing the modem and applying a code change - "just give me the instructions and I'll do it" is a phrase not recognised by Indians apparently.

Just checked the Virgin website for 100mb progress and it says available now - they haven't upgraded me automatically for the first time since I got them in - the bastards. Off to investigate.

There's no proper throttling on 50Mb - there used to be serious fucking about on 20Mb but it stopped at the upgrade which was about 2 years ago for me.

I've read her autobiography which is canny but if she's telling the truth you'd be disappointed on the wrong'un score.

I have to say I'd think quite a lot less of this place if he was banned - I can't understand how anyone can want to stop someone from posting just because they think he's wrong - whether that's plain wrong or WUM/being a prick wrong.

I dont think the club have had as much as an enquiry for him so this appears to me to be a pretty clumsy and desperate attempt by jose and his agent to bring the issue to a head...doesnt reflect well on the player like but can anyone blame him for wanting to leave?.....regardless of the ins and outs of it, the lack of ambition at NUFC is sending all the wrong signals to our better players. Yeah but it's a shit way to do it imo - I don't blame him for wanting to leave but as I said I'd admire non-money driven honesty a lot more.

Being 100% right about the owner and the other cunts in charge doesn't mean he hasn't acted like a wanker himself - just saying. At least Keegan, Nolan and Barton made a "positive" move to force the situation - they didn't leave everyone in limbo. If he chucked in a request he'd earn my respect for doing things right and for telling the truth - the fact that what's stopping him doing that is money means he's just another modern footballer.

Right cheesy presentation/leaving speech over (resisted the "you're all cunts" alternative) and off the The Gun. Alcohol poisoninig awaits.

You keep on giving don't you? Note the word insane mein freund . In Greece almost everyone fiddles somewhere to avoid paying tax, it's just how it is. Over here most people do pay! I know the entire rich bitches in tax havens bullshit and that but key word majority. When Greece reaches about £100bn a year in tax evasion/avoidance come back to me.

I know its pointless but asylum sseekers aren't here illegally and can't claim benefits. Wrong. Illegal immigration 13. There are three main sources of illegal immigration - those who clandestinely cross the borders e.g. on the back of a lorry, visitors and students who overstay their visas, and rejected asylum seekers who the authorities fail to remove. In the autumn of 2009 the press reported extensive exploitation of the student visa system, notably on the Indian sub-continent and, in February 2010, the government temporarily suspended applications from posts in China, India, Bangladesh and Nepal. MigrationWatch UK has estimated that there are around 32,000 bogus students coming to the UK every year, at a cost to the taxpayer of between £326 million and £493 million. (Briefing Paper 2.10). The weaknesses of the student visa system are described in Briefing Paper 2.3. 14. In June 2005, a government commissioned study gave a central estimate of the number of illegal immigrants of 430,000. Migration Watch updated this to 475,000. (Briefing Paper 11.6). In March 2009, a study by the London School of Economics suggested a central estimate of 618,000 of which 442,000 were thought to be in London. Migrationwatch updated the UK estimate to 1.1 million. (Briefing Paper 11.22). The government continue to be opposed to an amnesty - for good reasons. (Briefing Paper 11.7). Source: http://www.migrationwatchuk.org/ This proves the point that some asylum seekers are indeed here illegally. Do you think LM recognises the difference between "rejected" and the rest? Also "migration watch" - biased?

You keep on giving don't you?

Wasnt that communism? So Ted Heath who signed the treaty of Rome and Thatcher who signed the single European act were communists now?

I know its pointless but asylum sseekers aren't here illegally and can't claim benefits.

To some extent the retail banks can't win - they are told to increase lending but irresponsible lending was a root course of the shitstorm in the first place. I think some sort of gaurantee to look favourably on "worthy" applications is the way forward.

Just got back from a nice 4 pinter lunch - to be continued circa 5pm until closure - last day today.

I think he was born in Zanzibar.

That will absolutely destroy any chance of growth and will therefore result in bankrupcy and further bailouts.

There's a really good case for vastly reducing the UK's armed forces (especially post-Afghanistan) but if you suggest it you'd be slaughtered - a reaction you'd get in all countries sadly.