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"Beat" 2, "ran past" 3, danced around all 5. It was a really excellent goal but not quite worth the jizzfest - of course knowing that a player can't tackle you and using that to motor past him is great to watch but it's not quite as good as implied by "beat 5 men" - just saying.

IMO there's a difference between "beating" and "running past" - former 2, latter 5.

Undoubtedly - and it's not really an excuse to say we expect it from a Mourinho team - however I think as a contrast to the usual jizzfest over Barca I think its fair to point out they have a team full of cheating cunts as well.

You could say it's a two way street though - how does Alves or any of the rest of them expect respect? It's so fucking unmnanly. Not to get all macho or owt (cos I'm not), but how the fuck can a bloke carry on like that. Villa being the latest - I'd love to see a modern day Collina just kick them and say "just fucking get up"

You could say it's a two way street though - how does Alves or any of the rest of them expect respect?

Alves is another player I'd love to see have his leg broken.

El Classico? - El Cheatico more like it. Would love to see someone actually get chinned as I'm sure actual physical contact would be so much of a shock they'd drop down dead.

Depends what you mean by cheap. Just say for the sake of argument he's on 80k at Villa (not a stretch given he came reluctantly from Man City) and they were paying half his wages for the loan (or it was pay as you go as suggested) - I can't see us starting to pay those kinds of wages again even for frees.

Well I call your Mother an idiot for calling a kid Charlotte-Letitia.

I just think he would have more to say for himself on here if he had, I sense things about people. I've told him what to do i.e. click the countries and he lists them. He's an annoying cunt. I always got the impression he wasn't lying about his travels like.

I get the feeling I'm going a bit (more) insane - I think I posted a couple of weeks ago that I'd noticed more than one SSN presenter pronounces "sixth" as "sickth" and its starting to drive me mental as I get the feeling they all do it and it must be company policy. I'm sure the other night when they showed the table whoever it was said "and Blackburn stay sickteenth". Spotted another one earlier and thought about sending an email to complain - think I need to get out the house.

12% for me - only USA, Singapore and Morocco outside of Europe but a canny few in the latter.

Hall used the same tactic in the early days - "if it hadn't been for us there'd be no Newcastle United" was something he definitely said in relation to Barclays. tbf it was a damned sight closer to the truth back in late 1991 though. It has the same undermining lie though - the club would survive as many like like Boro did however painful the situation would have been - the notion that the ground would be closed and the club shut down with no more football being played is pure fantasy imo.

Not a bad view - I always thought it de-railed us a bit when John Hall took a back seat and left it more up to his idiot son and Shepherd. On your administrator point I'd also say Fletcher should have stayed longer despite his obvious complete cuntishness.

Hall used the same tactic in the early days - "if it hadn't been for us there'd be no Newcastle United" was something he definitely said in relation to Barclays.

Sick of being sick - had a nasty bout of man flu 2 weeks ago, started to feel almost human by last midweek but have had a bit of a relapse since Friday - either a mutation or a cousin of the original. All this sunshine and I've been as far as the co-op at the top of the street.

Dodgy sleep patterns over the last 24 hours meant I watched Total Recall and Mad Max 2 between about 2 and 5 this morning. Still enjoyable viewing but nearly shit myself when I saw MM2 was made in 1981 - 30 fucking years ago.

Excellent goal.

"Magic" new boots won't change your shitness you idiot.

I hope this jinxes him into doing something but it has to be said that Ameobi is absolutely fucking shit.

It's always struck me that they can't claim JC suffered when he would have known his mission ended in resurrection and ascension. He also wasn't as innocent as implied - in today's world he'd be classed as an insurgent/terrorist - not saying that's right but its another view. (this assumes any truth in the gospels of course). Ratzinger should have been more honest and just said it served the Japanese right for not being Catholic which is the non-PR "correct" answer.

NI already get Paddy's day and the the 12th of July to keep the other lot happy. I'm not against public holidays as such but still don't like Saints days as a concept.

What I never understood about Dalglish was how he could discard Beardsley at both Liverpool and for us when he'd done the business for him so much at Liverpool and then had proved how good he still was for us. Absolutely crass management.

Only when he'd ripped the heart out of a team that had finished second playing fantastic football and sent a team out in an FA cup final to play for penalties in the Thursday replay. I thought he'd turn Keegan's team into winners - unfortunately he wasn't interested in that team.

If he hasn't scored by the time they play us I'm going to stick a couple of hundred quid on it.