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The lass looks like she could break a bloke quite easily as well...

The whole Lourdes thing is based on a lass seeing the virgin mary in an area known for mushrooms as magic as fuck. See also the book of Revelation written by a bloke (St John) as high on them as the top of everest.

The silver lining for Starmer is he'll use the ULEZ factor to get rid of Milliband.

Not having a million makes it an easy decision for them to avoid the hassle.

Said almost the same in a mates chat group last night - it's a timing thing.

I know football's changed a bit but I went to McCoist's testimonial and their first chant after they equalised (think it was that "Follow" one) is still the loudest noise I've heard at any football match. (Which made our winner all the better for it - just like last night). I still think they're sectarian royalist bastards buts hats off where its due.

Second string players under the cosh.

Agreed.

Fucking Darlow.

1-0 Miggy.

Lovenkrands is the co-commentator. Refs a homer, Lewis is shit.

Looks like Rangers tv is a choice on iptv - it's under Scottish Premiership on my channel list.

WTF is Parkin? (Usual anti-CT comment about Google but fuck it)

The cunt emailed the Pride organisers to complain

Just seen the Gateshead team and it looks like Howe has been replaced by Pardew - 4 left backs in the starting lineup counting Ritchie and Burn.

I saw a tweet recently which wasn't an actual Viz letter/tip that was posted by a comedian I hadn't heard of which went as follows : Mission Impossible baddies: prevent Tom Cruise from infiltrating your gang using his mask making talents by only employing minions of average height and taller...

We did alright in the CL last time with the likes of Aaron Hughes and Shola so even without significant upgrades I think we'll be fine.

They could just ask any of the intelligence services of Russia, the US, China or indeed the UK for the messages as they'll all have had access to his phone. Short of that they can ask Apple for the back door key.

Just like Merson selling his addiction story to the Sun for a "charidy" fee of 50k and avoiding a 6 month ban.

There's obviously been some extremely tough competition but I think that's the most batshit crazy post on there ever...

Yeah, sorry that's what I meant

£9.99 to watch the Gateshead friendly on Saturday. I'm all for a bit of support for local teams but isn't a sellout crowd enough?

Yeah I was only there for 9 days so hired an atv for a few days to get out and about including Corfu town which was fun.

Kommeno which was the last resort I went too is hilly as fuck.

Looks like this presenter thing is falling apart as the lass has denied it which The Sun knew and the coppers are suggesting there's nowt to it. This all smacks of Osborne ringing his mates and asking for a diversion for the sixteen year old thing.