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Maybe thats why Meenzer turned to the dark side?

You'd have to get near one first to become fatigued. :lol: Soon as I got a whiff of one - not literally, I'm thrilled to say :( - I realised that girlfriends were probably not for me...

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Can someone post it or PM me, please?


I used to get it forwarded by a friend of mine, we don't speak much anymore. :lol:


Aye, could I get a look at it too, it doesn't seem to have appeared in my inbox this week :(




Have you fallen out with Ken, as well?

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Can someone post it or PM me, please?


I used to get it forwarded by a friend of mine, we don't speak much anymore. :(


Aye, could I get a look at it too, it doesn't seem to have appeared in my inbox this week :icon_lol:




Have you fallen out with Ken, as well?






Cheers Catmag, legend tbh <_<

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Why didn't she just post it on here, or have I missed something?


She wanted to keep the link to Donna Air's cum-covered face to PM? Filthy.


EDIT: Guess not! :lol:

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Why didn't she just post it on here, or have I missed something?


She wanted to keep the link to Donna Air's cum-covered face to PM? Filthy.


EDIT: Guess not! :lol:




That's one link I didn't click, surprisingly enough!

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