Tom 13845 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 To clarify - if it's got that fancy shite on I just call everything a Floyd,! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Stevie hasn't posted any photos of himself since that EDL wifey called him ugly with a small knob She didn't call me ugly. Tbf you couldn't even see my face and it would be ridiculous to say that, especially with a head like hers. She did however say I had a small nob Apparently my wallett was my nob. What a hound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Need a larger wallet then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14042 Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 http://www.play.com/stores/MAMRETAIL/product/65598236898739?cid=9167 I'm almost a little tempted, just to see what awfulness I get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted June 14, 2013 Author Share Posted June 14, 2013 HTC One. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26817 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 For Fathas day as I could do with a light jacket. (For my Christmas I'm getting a little Fiat car so I can continually drive around Swan house roundabout waving a flag out the window whilst beeping my horn, (I'm all about the horn, don't you know), when the Toon/Juventus win). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 http://www.play.com/...898739?cid=9167 I'm almost a little tempted, just to see what awfulness I get. A background of Beatles, Iron Maiden, Foo Fighters and Slayer on the picture suggests T-shirts which are only good for wearing in bed on a cold night. The Daphne and Celeste and Fast Food Rockers tops that actually get sent will be perfect for an ironic outing in the The Forth on student night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13845 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Ditto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Pre-ordered one as well. Hope you lot haven't paid anything yet - I'm still open to better offers from other retailers (gone with ShopTo as always). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 $130 on "indie" T-shirts. Spoon, Thermals, Titus Andronicus, Panda Bear...that sort of thing. Just need some hipster glasses, skinny jeans and a daft hair cut now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Tickets for Queens of the Stone age in Dublin Replace Dublin with London and we're on the same page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34443 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Synced to their microchips so no other cats can get in. State of the art baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38756 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Bionic heart, bionic pussy, bet your dick is terrified! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Jesus, what's next a chip in your balls which tells you when you're at optimum capacity and should rip one off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34443 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 It's the only way to go man. You don't want some scabby neighbour cat getting in and spraying up the walls or owt. So you get one of these bad boys and it only unlocks when one of my heroic ginger badboys tries to stick his head through it. Getting it fitted tomorrow. Will be live tweeting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14042 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 It's the only way to go man. You don't want some scabby neighbour cat getting in and spraying up the walls or owt. So you get one of these bad boys and it only unlocks when one of my heroic ginger badboys tries to stick his head through it. Enough about your testicles, what about your cats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34443 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Wait, the cat-flap was a euphemism for Mrs Gemmill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Tickets to see Turisas in October! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13845 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Synced to their microchips so no other cats can get in. State of the art baby. That's class They'll be obese in a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5906 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 We need one of those but the cat refuses to wear a collar. I find different cats asleep in the fucking lounge every day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34443 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 If it's microchipped it doesn't need a collar. The microchip under its skin is what opens the catflap, so only your cat can get in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 If it's microchipped it doesn't need a collar. The microchip under its skin is what opens the catflap, so only your cat can get in. Sure I heard the microchip moves around within their body over time; will your cat have to back into it? Also, I'm assuming the chip is an NFC chip, so if your cat comes hurtling towards the flap, will it be recognised in time for the latch to unlock and the cat to avoid a sudden stop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34443 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 It takes a fraction of a second to register and unlock, so they'll have to not try any daft shit. They'll soon learn though. You can have problems if the chip has migrated. It worked fine with both of ours when we registered them on it (basically put it in learning mode and get the cat to stick its head in the opening), so theirs must still be in their neck. Where you do have problems, you can buy a little tag that goes on their collar which does the same thing. It's RF technology, whatever that means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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