BlueStar 0 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 It's my day off. I woke this morning because someone was at the door. Assuming it was valentine's-related, I got up ultra-quickly, threw some clothes on and ran downstairs. It was a pair of fucking Jehovah's Witnesses. I returned upstairs with the post in my hand; a large mobile phone bill. Having digested all of this, I checked my phone, which had been on silent since I was asleep. I had a voicemail, which I checked. It was someone from the alarm company. I had a missed call from my boss, too. I calld up to see what was up, and whichever fucktard was last out before me last night hadn't shut the back door hard enough. (I have to go out of the front door to set the alarm.) To compound matters, the guy supposed to be in charge since it was my manager and I's days off, decided to turn up far too late, and so subsequently the fucking IDIOT security guard who is already in my bad books decided to lever the back door open, thereby setting the alarm off, thereby landing me in what will no doubt be a whole world of trouble when I go back on Friday. Additionally, the flowers I ordered for Lauren were delivered yesterday because they were worried about winter storms in the area. while I sympathise, there are some basic protocols not followed here: 1) the alarm setter is soley responsible for ensuring the status of all doors and windows 2) the manager and deputy manager should not be off at the same time 3) persons employed to be guards should not be patent idiots 4) valentines flowers should always be delivered in person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Happy Valentines to you all. What a bunch of soppy gits we are! Come on then, how many cards did you all get? I Love You all No presents a la Skunkers for the lads? No that was a one off Xmas special that my mate Karl sent for my hubby to see....i just had to look at it of course!!! I cant get on skunkers anymore, i cant remember the password i used There were a few really good people on there too that i liked to chat with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 It's my day off. I woke this morning because someone was at the door. Assuming it was valentine's-related, I got up ultra-quickly, threw some clothes on and ran downstairs. It was a pair of fucking Jehovah's Witnesses. I returned upstairs with the post in my hand; a large mobile phone bill. Having digested all of this, I checked my phone, which had been on silent since I was asleep. I had a voicemail, which I checked. It was someone from the alarm company. I had a missed call from my boss, too. I calld up to see what was up, and whichever fucktard was last out before me last night hadn't shut the back door hard enough. (I have to go out of the front door to set the alarm.) To compound matters, the guy supposed to be in charge since it was my manager and I's days off, decided to turn up far too late, and so subsequently the fucking IDIOT security guard who is already in my bad books decided to lever the back door open, thereby setting the alarm off, thereby landing me in what will no doubt be a whole world of trouble when I go back on Friday. Additionally, the flowers I ordered for Lauren were delivered yesterday because they were worried about winter storms in the area. while I sympathise, there are some basic protocols not followed here: 1) the alarm setter is soley responsible for ensuring the status of all doors and windows 2) the manager and deputy manager should not be off at the same time 3) persons employed to be guards should not be patent idiots 4) valentines flowers should always be delivered in person 2) It was another member of management who was late today. 3) I didn't employ him and would rather we never had. 4) It's hard for me to get to New Jersey at short notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14083 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF... ...all my base are belong to you. Happy V-Day all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF... ...all my base are belong to you. Happy V-Day all! AYBAB2U Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar 0 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 The actual ditty I've just put in my loved one's card this year is Roses are red, Snowdrops are white, The good cards were gone, So this one is shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14083 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 I'm also quite fond of: Roses are blue Violets are pink I think my monitor's On the blink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14083 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 I just went to check the post and it's all other people's bills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Shit is it Valentines day? I'd better get off to the shops pronto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2255 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Roses are nice, Violets are class. Bend over honey, So I can shove it up your ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17841 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Roses are nice, Violets are class. Bend over honey, So I can shove it up your ..... Who says romance is dead etc..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellsy 0 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 I spent it on night shift then slept till midday, went to footy training and then went to indoor soccer afterwards and now im here. What a day but i love all you pommy gits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Happy Valentines Day - had half a day so I'm Happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9022 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Not so cynical when you were paying for them lilies though, eh Dave? Go feed a cat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Pile of shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 I got Mrs Noisewater a nice new belt and bag for Valentines day. That Hoover is running beautifully now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boyo 23 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 She loved the mixed 'CD' I made & loved the fact I bought her the new Keane album to which 'I' bought tickets off e-bay to go and see them on the 6th March for us too. (Never really liked their old stuff, but think the new album is quite good and uplifting, tbh...!) She also loved the dozen red roses that I sent to her work this morning as you can see below! And she loved the meal I treat her to tonight .....spoilt bint....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 You soppy git See you at the Keane concert! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9022 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 simple pleasures. well done mate. hope that it just keeps getting better. fucking Valentines day sympathisers, you're all bastards and shouldbe shot to death with rose buds! I hate the lot of you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 simple pleasures. well done mate. hope that it just keeps getting better. *fucking Valentines day sympathisers, you're all bastards and shouldbe shot to death with rose buds! I hate the lot of you!* The flowers didn't work then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14083 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 He's in Serbia, I'm in Lewisham. He texted me earlier to say "You go the shop and buy some chocolate, I'll do the same. Then we'll go on MSN later and eat it while playing Minesweeper." Now that's what I call practical romance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 He's in Serbia, I'm in Lewisham. He texted me earlier to say "You go the shop and buy some chocolate, I'll do the same. Then we'll go on MSN later and eat it while playing Minesweeper." Now that's what I call practical romance. Dunno why but I found that hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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