Dr Gloom 19824 Posted December 19, 2007 Author Share Posted December 19, 2007 those beggars that walk up and down the tube stenching the carriage out trying to be all humble and then try and make you feel guilty when you don't give them any money to help fund their crack habit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 People who are rude / impolite. There's no need for it and it spreads too - e.g. you hold the door open for someone or you let them out at a junction and they don't even acknowledge it so you're less inclined to do it the next time. Contrary to popular opinion I find middle class types to be as bad if not worse than charvas. Although you obviously get some ignorant charvas but they probably got more of an excuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4855 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 People who have a large list of pet peeves. Chillax ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3978 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Fuckers on trains who sit on the outside and when you go for the empty seat give you a "you've just killed my first born" look. Fuckers on trains who use a slight delay to phone work to announce they won't be in until 9:10 when you can tell just by looking at them that their job is the most unimportant in the world and their lateness DOESN'T FUCKIN MATTER ONE IOTA. Fuckers on trains who tut and whinge at a bunch of shoolkids who are just being kids like calling each other gay etc, etc - were you never a kid you twat!!! Fuckers on trains who nod off then snore and dribble. (Nice pleasant jouney into work this morning) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4855 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Fuckers on trains who sit on the outside and when you go for the empty seat give you a "you've just killed my first born" look. Fuckers on trains who use a slight delay to phone work to announce they won't be in until 9:10 when you can tell just by looking at them that their job is the most unimportant in the world and their lateness DOESN'T FUCKIN MATTER ONE IOTA. Fuckers on trains who tut and whinge at a bunch of shoolkids who are just being kids like calling each other gay etc, etc - were you never a kid you twat!!! Fuckers on trains who nod off then snore and dribble. (Nice pleasant jouney into work this morning) Train rage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 The people who think their one ticket entitles them to two seats on a busy train are quite amusing like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Aye, people at cashpoints do my head in. How fucking hard is it to check your balance and/or take some money out. I don't want to single anyone out, but it's mostly women who do this..like my wife for example. Plus, people who stand too close to you when you're at the cashpoint, does my tis in. I think anyone taking more than 30 seconds to use a cash point should automatically receive a fatal electric shock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Aye, people at cashpoints do my head in. How fucking hard is it to check your balance and/or take some money out. I don't want to single anyone out, but it's mostly women who do this..like my wife for example. Plus, people who stand too close to you when you're at the cashpoint, does my tis in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19824 Posted December 19, 2007 Author Share Posted December 19, 2007 don't forget people who take an age getting a train ticket at the ticket machine so by the time you've pegged it up to the platform, your train has pulled away. die you fuckers die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 don't forget people who take an age getting a train ticket at the ticket machine so by the time you've pegged it up to the platform, your train has pulled away. die you fuckers die Can't you get a monthly pass doon your way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19824 Posted December 19, 2007 Author Share Posted December 19, 2007 don't forget people who take an age getting a train ticket at the ticket machine so by the time you've pegged it up to the platform, your train has pulled away. die you fuckers die Can't you get a monthly pass doon your way? you can do but it's cheaper to use the oyster card top up thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 So fucking glad I don't have to use the Tube tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 people whose phone doesn't have great service on the train, yet persist in trying to hold an inconsequential chat throughout the duration of a 1 hour journey. Surely, SURELY, you could wait one fucking hour to ask what your friend/spouse/etc did today. I don't want to hear youstarting the conversation for the 14th time with "yeah, sorry, it cut out again", like it's some kind of fucking surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19824 Posted December 19, 2007 Author Share Posted December 19, 2007 So fucking glad I don't have to use the Tube tbh. i avoid it at all costs. i know so many people that won't consider living in an area that isn't on a tube line. i don't get it. the overground is the way forward. the tube is absolutely revolting, especially at rush hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19824 Posted December 19, 2007 Author Share Posted December 19, 2007 people whose phone doesn't have great service on the train, yet persist in trying to hold an inconsequential chat throughout the duration of a 1 hour journey. Surely, SURELY, you could wait one fucking hour to ask what your friend/spouse/etc did today. I don't want to hear youstarting the conversation for the 14th time with "yeah, sorry, it cut out again", like it's some kind of fucking surprise. yes. the fuckers. and the conversation always goes the same.... "hi. yeah. i'm on the train...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 So fucking glad I don't have to use the Tube tbh. i avoid it at all costs. i know so many people that won't consider living in an area that isn't on a tube line. i don't get it. the overground is the way forward. the tube is absolutely revolting, especially at rush hour. The wombles use both I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26343 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey Davey 0 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Charvs playing music on their phones as loud as they possibly can. You'll have got earphones free with them. FUCKING USE THEM!!! White people who think they're black because they know/are going out with one. Cornrows do not suit white people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 People who break up with you because they say they don't want a relationship but then start going out with someone less than a month afterwards. Would you rather she just told you your penis is too small? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 australians - twats the fucking lot of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19824 Posted December 19, 2007 Author Share Posted December 19, 2007 Charvs playing music on their phones as loud as they possibly can. You'll have got earphones free with them. FUCKING USE THEM!!! White people who think they're black because they know/are going out with one. Cornrows do not suit white people. yeah, in public places like trains no less. as if people talking loudly on mobile phones on trains wasn't bad enough....since when did this become socially acceptable? they should be fucking shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 I pulled a kid on a train over here about it. He turned it off, eventually. No one backed me up like, although I would wager 99% of the almost full carriage were pissed off about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 So fucking glad I don't have to use the Tube tbh. i avoid it at all costs. i know so many people that won't consider living in an area that isn't on a tube line. i don't get it. the overground is the way forward. the tube is absolutely revolting, especially at rush hour. Which leads neatly on to "people who think you must be a savage and/or mentally ill just because you live south of the river (and pay a hell of a lot less for doing so)". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 People who break up with you because they say they don't want a relationship but then start going out with someone less than a month afterwards. Would you rather she just told you your penis is too small? At least that would've been a better grounds for ending it. Can't say I've ever had any complaints from anyone mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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