Renton 17841 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 tata off for a Proctorial, then cheap meal somewhere, then cheap cinema 42357[/snapback] What does this mean, is someone going to stick a camera up your arse? 42373[/snapback] Tutorials are chaired by a Tutor Proctorials are chaired by a Proctor they "David-Dimbleby" the session, bascially getting we budding Philosophy students back on track and away from discussing that new scarf we saw in Topman or airkissing for the entire hour 42850[/snapback] What a load of bollocks tbh. Give people some grandiose title so they can feel more important. 42890[/snapback] Aye. Doesnt explain what a proctor is either. 42894[/snapback] It means an examination invigilator normally. Don't see what that's got to do with David Dimbleby myself tbh. I can just see GF and all his right on mates spouting a load of bollocks in their once weekly philosophy proctorial.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 No doubt he'll whoosh you now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Loads of students in Morrisons at dinnertime. Bastids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Anyway, I thought GF was two years into a Psychology course, rather than a Philosophy one. Still pretty much amounts to 'Do you want fries with that?' upon graduation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Anyway, I thought GF was two years into a Psychology course, rather than a Philosophy one. Still pretty much amounts to 'Do you want fries with that?' upon graduation. 42917[/snapback] True but at least he'll be able to tell us why they want fries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Anyway, I thought GF was two years into a Psychology course, rather than a Philosophy one. Still pretty much amounts to 'Do you want fries with that?' upon graduation. 42917[/snapback] True but at least he'll be able to tell us why they want fries. 42918[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 I agree with the sentiments of this thread. I'm a student and I can't stand most of em. 40504[/snapback] ditto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Geordie 1 Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Being a student is great.. It's actually funny how the teachers always prepare as if people will miss lectures by giving out notes at the start of the year or on the website.. I missed a lecture this morning for the first time ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Being a student is quality, in my second year at Sheffield and having a great time mostly. Broke up with the mrs of 2 years the other day though so a bit miserable at the minute, its been coming though so I expected it. If you don't like students, go and live in the countryside Miserable sods! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shakermaker 0 Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 i like students,when theres a gang of them together they provide loads of entertainment and a good giggle for those around . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 ah i wish i had the privildge of looking down from the Ivory towers and the Chips on the shoulders of many people in this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9022 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 I hate non-students I saw one on the street, he was holding out his hand and begging for money. He stank of old beer and biscuits. I saw another group of non-students who were standing at a bus-stop hurling abuse at passers by, even those of their own non-student persuasion. I'd rather 20 knobhead students then 20 knobhead chavvy cockends. and alex you're allowed to study two things at once you know, it's called an elective... see if you'd bothered getting an education instead of being a miserly old fuck before your time, you may have learnt a thing or two (if you guys can over-generalise so can I ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17841 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 I hate non-students I saw one on the street, he was holding out his hand and begging for money. He stank of old beer and biscuits. I saw another group of non-students who were standing at a bus-stop hurling abuse at passers by, even those of their own non-student persuasion. I'd rather 20 knobhead students then 20 knobhead chavvy cockends. and alex you're allowed to study two things at once you know, it's called an elective... see if you'd bothered getting an education instead of being a miserly old fuck before your time, you may have learnt a thing or two (if you guys can over-generalise so can I ) 43638[/snapback] Fair point really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9022 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Fair point really. 43639[/snapback] that's what comes from a 9.00 lecture on reason and argument except when the American Lecturer plays Shania Twain while he waits for everyone to get in and get settled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 I hate non-students I saw one on the street, he was holding out his hand and begging for money. He stank of old beer and biscuits. I saw another group of non-students who were standing at a bus-stop hurling abuse at passers by, even those of their own non-student persuasion. I'd rather 20 knobhead students then 20 knobhead chavvy cockends. and alex you're allowed to study two things at once you know, it's called an elective... see if you'd bothered getting an education instead of being a miserly old fuck before your time, you may have learnt a thing or two (if you guys can over-generalise so can I ) 43638[/snapback] Students are cock-ends. Fair point I reckon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6308 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Students are cock-ends. Fair point I reckon 43665[/snapback] Particularly those who have the fucking nerve to call those earning a living and paying taxes 'lazy'....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9022 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Students are cock-ends. Fair point I reckon 43665[/snapback] Particularly those who have the fucking nerve to call those earning a living and paying taxes 'lazy'....... 43668[/snapback] ah yes cos I've never worked a day in my life have I? I expend more effort at University than I have done anywhere else, everything from shelf stacking, bar-work, call centre and general admin! but of course non-students think we spend all day watching trisha and smoking josticks cos they're all working 38hrs a day, 8 days a week down 't' mill, and pay 't' mill owner f' t' privilege. oh .... no.... wait... they spend their entire day faffing about on t'interweb casting calumnies about those of us who went to Uni. my that's a pretty glass house you've got there Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6308 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 hey spend their entire day faffing about on t'interweb casting calumnies about those of us who went to Uni. Having been a student I've first-hand knowledge of what it's like.... 38 hours a day?? Think you need to start picking up a book amd learning something GF - obviously spent far too much time in the union bar! Expend more effort at Uni than you have done anywhere else?? Fuck me, you're in for one big shock... BTW - what are josticks?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza 105 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 BTW - what are josticks?? 43700[/snapback] Incense sticks, Not that I burn em or owt.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17841 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 BTW - what are josticks?? 43700[/snapback] Incense sticks, Not that I burn em or owt.. 43707[/snapback] How can Craig have been a student and not know what a joss stick is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 (edited) I liked being a student, the lifestyle was nice and relaxed and I seemed to have more money then that I have now, less bills and being paid cash in hand for my job. However, the amount of knackers trying too hard seems to be getting bigger every year. Like Goths, why do they have to shout in strange voices at each other when they're standing yards from each other? Edited October 7, 2005 by sweetleftpeg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6308 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 BTW - what are josticks?? 43700[/snapback] Incense sticks, Not that I burn em or owt.. 43707[/snapback] How can Craig have been a student and not know what a joss stick is? 43708[/snapback] I know what a joss stick is, but that is something you burn, not smoke.... I wanted to know what our 'university educated' GF thought a jostick was! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17841 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 BTW - what are josticks?? 43700[/snapback] Incense sticks, Not that I burn em or owt.. 43707[/snapback] How can Craig have been a student and not know what a joss stick is? 43708[/snapback] I know what a joss stick is, but that is something you burn, not smoke.... I wanted to know what our 'university educated' GF thought a jostick was! 43712[/snapback] Aye, they would knack your lungs I suppose. And GF's spelling is shocking - he's obviously not doing an English module. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckypierre 0 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 module!! In my day it was a proper degree. None of this pick and choose module nonsense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5941 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 went to durham last night, jesus wept, a whole different breed of student altogether! never seen so many gillets and fleeces in all my life! it was like the prince william look alike convention FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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