Colo signs 5 year deal and Jonas ok to play

[Geordie Boyo 23]

He's int he squad to face Manure, but keegan doesn't know if he'll play or not. Sounds like he will be on the bench.

[ohhh_yeah 2769]

[Lazarus 0]

365 gave us...

 

Weve signed Tina Turner?

[@yourservice 67]

Harpo Collocini

 

 

 

Laugh? .. I nearly brought the fucking house down!

Edited August 15, 2008 by @yourservice

[Tom 13861]

United Ace To Wear Christian Name On Shirt

 

By Craig Hope

 

ARGENTINE summer signing Jonas Gutierrez will wear his Christian name on the back of his shirt when he makes his Magpie debut at Manchester United on Sunday.

 

Instead of "Gutierrez", the former Real Mallorca man will sport "Jonas" above his squad number 18.

 

And, when asked by nufc.co.uk as to the reason behind the name change, the 25-year-old simply replied: "Because I like my name."

 

That's good enough for us, Jonas ....

[Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0]

Last season, 2007/08, he played every minute of Deportivo's La Liga campaign, the first player to do so since the 1999/2000 campaign.

What's the betting he rips a hamstring on sunday?

[GafferTape 0]

This been done yet?

 

My name is jonas!

Im carrying the wheel.

Thanks for all youve shown us.

But this is how we feel.

 

Come sit next to me, pour yourself some tea.

Just like grandma made, when we couldnt find sleep.

Things were better then.

Once but never again.

Weve all left the den, let me tell you bout it.

 

The choo-choo train left right on time.

A ticket cost only your mind.

The driver said hey man, we go all the way.

Of course we were willing to pay!

 

My name is wepeel !

Got a box full of your toys.

Theyre fresh out of batteries.

But youre still making noise! making noise!

Tell me what to do,

Now the tank is dry, now this wheel is flat, and you know what else!

Guess what I received in the mail today,

Words of deep concern, for my little brother.

 

The buildings not going as he planned...

The foreman has injured his hand,

The dozer will not clear a path,

The driver swears he learned his math !

 

The workers are going home.

Workers are going home.

The workers are going home.

The workers are going home.

Yeah!

 

The workers are going home.

The workers are going home.

The workers are going home.

Yeah yeah yeah!

 

My name is jonas.

[Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0]

United Ace To Wear Christian Name On Shirt

 

By Craig Hope

 

ARGENTINE summer signing Jonas Gutierrez will wear his Christian name on the back of his shirt when he makes his Magpie debut at Manchester United on Sunday.

 

Instead of "Gutierrez", the former Real Mallorca man will sport "Jonas" above his squad number 18.

 

And, when asked by nufc.co.uk as to the reason behind the name change, the 25-year-old simply replied: "Because I like my name."

 

That's good enough for us, Jonas ....

Jordi Cruyff wanted to do that but wasn't allowed.

[Jimbo 133]

United Ace To Wear Christian Name On Shirt

 

By Craig Hope

 

ARGENTINE summer signing Jonas Gutierrez will wear his Christian name on the back of his shirt when he makes his Magpie debut at Manchester United on Sunday.

 

Instead of "Gutierrez", the former Real Mallorca man will sport "Jonas" above his squad number 18.

 

And, when asked by nufc.co.uk as to the reason behind the name change, the 25-year-old simply replied: "Because I like my name."

 

That's good enough for us, Jonas ....

Jordi Cruyff wanted to do that but wasn't allowed.

 

 

So did Hasslebaink, he used to wear Jimmy when he played in Portugal.

[The Fish 8994]

United Ace To Wear Christian Name On Shirt

 

By Craig Hope

 

ARGENTINE summer signing Jonas Gutierrez will wear his Christian name on the back of his shirt when he makes his Magpie debut at Manchester United on Sunday.

 

Instead of "Gutierrez", the former Real Mallorca man will sport "Jonas" above his squad number 18.

 

And, when asked by nufc.co.uk as to the reason behind the name change, the 25-year-old simply replied: "Because I like my name."

 

That's good enough for us, Jonas ....

Jordi Cruyff wanted to do that but wasn't allowed.

 

 

So did Hasslebaink, he used to wear Jimmy when he played in Portugal.

what did Saint Marco have on the back of his shirt?

[Tooj 17]

United Ace To Wear Christian Name On Shirt

 

By Craig Hope

 

ARGENTINE summer signing Jonas Gutierrez will wear his Christian name on the back of his shirt when he makes his Magpie debut at Manchester United on Sunday.

 

Instead of "Gutierrez", the former Real Mallorca man will sport "Jonas" above his squad number 18.

 

And, when asked by nufc.co.uk as to the reason behind the name change, the 25-year-old simply replied: "Because I like my name."

 

That's good enough for us, Jonas ....

Jordi Cruyff wanted to do that but wasn't allowed.

 

 

So did Hasslebaink, he used to wear Jimmy when he played in Portugal.

what did Saint Marco have on the back of his shirt?

12.

[The Fish 8994]

United Ace To Wear Christian Name On Shirt

 

By Craig Hope

 

ARGENTINE summer signing Jonas Gutierrez will wear his Christian name on the back of his shirt when he makes his Magpie debut at Manchester United on Sunday.

 

Instead of "Gutierrez", the former Real Mallorca man will sport "Jonas" above his squad number 18.

 

And, when asked by nufc.co.uk as to the reason behind the name change, the 25-year-old simply replied: "Because I like my name."

 

That's good enough for us, Jonas ....

Jordi Cruyff wanted to do that but wasn't allowed.

 

 

So did Hasslebaink, he used to wear Jimmy when he played in Portugal.

what did Saint Marco have on the back of his shirt?

12.

2twats

[Jimbo 133]

having said that, I'm sure Deco will have DECO on the back of his shirt despite being called Anderson Luis de Souza.

[The Fish 8994]

having said that, I'm sure Deco will have DECO on the back of his shirt despite being called Anderson Luis de Souza.

Shola had Ameobi on his back despite that being the last thing people referred to him by.

[Jimbo 133]

having said that, I'm sure Deco will have DECO on the back of his shirt despite being called Anderson Luis de Souza.

Shola had Ameobi on his back despite that being the last thing people referred to him by.

 

His shoulders were not wide enough for FUCKING USELESS TWAT tbh

[The Fish 8994]

having said that, I'm sure Deco will have DECO on the back of his shirt despite being called Anderson Luis de Souza.

Shola had Ameobi on his back despite that being the last thing people referred to him by.

 

His shoulders were not wide enough for FUCKING USELESS TWAT tbh

I reckon he had a fucking litany on his back, they just had it black and white to save the lad's family the embarrasment

[@yourservice 67]

having said that, I'm sure Deco will have DECO on the back of his shirt despite being called Anderson Luis de Souza.

Shola had Ameobi on his back despite that being the last thing people referred to him by.

 

His shoulders were not wide enough for FUCKING USELESS TWAT tbh

I reckon he had a fucking litany on his back, they just had it black and white to save the lad's family the embarrasment

 

Put that in ya crib and milk it!

[Jimbo 133]

 

[smoggeordie 0]

It may have taken him several months to break his silence on the in-fighting at , but manager Kevin Keegan last night insisted there are no difficulties between himself, owner Mike Ashley and football director Dennis Wise.

 

Keegan's reluctance to appear before the media during the summer, rumours of Ashley's attempts to sell the club and find new investors and the unveiling of just three new signings have sparked stories of unrest between the manager and the boardroom.

 

But after finally securing £10million Argentina defender Fabricio Coloccini at the club training ground yesterday, Keegan was adamant that his relationship with Ashley is working and can continue to work.

 

Keegan said there has been a marked improvement in relations since their showdown meeting at the end of last season, although doubts persist about who is behind the signing of Coloccini, his Argentina team-mate Jonas Gutierrez and former Liverpool junior Danny Guthrie, who could all make debuts at Old Trafford tomorrow.

 

Keegan said: 'I do not think we have ever been closer than we are now. Mike Ashley has come out and said in his own words how he sees the club, where he is with the club and that was a good thing to do because it stopped all talk that he is thinking of selling.

 

'If you talk to Mike Ashley about this club, he is really committed. He would be the first to tell you he does not understand everything about football because he is a fan but I would guarantee what he does not know, he will learn very quickly.

 

'He is very sharp, very observant, does not miss a trick when you are in meetings. If someone tells him something then you don't say the same thing quite again. He will pick up on it.I have had that happen to me.

 

'We all understand our roles. We all understand what each other's briefs are and what each of us brings to the club and that is a good thing.

 

'We are never going to agree on everything. If you put six or seven guys in a room talking about football, you are never ever going to agree on everything but the important thing is when we don't agree, it stays in the room. And you come out and are very much united

 

'I am sure if you ask Dennis Wise, Tony Jimenez, Jeff Vetere, Mike Ashley and Derek Llambias, they would say the same thing because that is the truth. We are really looking to do the right things.

 

'When we wrap up this period with the transfer deadline, the fans will see where we are. We have just broken our record for a defender and that sends out a message.

 

This new love-in is certain to be put to the test before the closure of the transfer window with Keegan still desperate to sign a left-back, short of cover at right-back and looking for at least one more midfielder.

 

Although Abdoulaye Faye has joined Stoke for £2.25m, Everton continue to circle over Alan Smith, after their initial £3m bid was accepted by Ashley but not the manager or player.

 

Aston Villa are prepared to offer three times that amount for James Milner, but Keegan says he will not be sold. And that Ashley agrees.

 

He said: 'He is the last player Newcastle are going to sell and owner and myself . . . James will not be leaving here I am sure on that.

 

'I don't want to lose Alan Smith either. He is great round the place, but he needs a goal at Newcastle so people don't keep saying he has gone so many games without scoring. He is a great member of our squad.'

 

The Newcastle manager may be happy with new addition Coloccini and insisted: 'We have paid a club record for a defender but this is the type of player you should break records for.'

 

However, he also revealed unwittingly he may be a stranger to the new Newcastle No.2, saying: 'We've not had much chance to look at him but he looks quality.'

 

And as he admitted he can only see Tottenham breaking into the top four this summer, Keegan was forced to admit Newcastle are playing catch up on more teams in the Premier League than he would prefer.

 

He added: 'We still have some way to go because Rome wasn't built in a day and none of these football clubs in the top four were there from day one but we'll see what happens with Spurs and their attempt to do it.

 

'At the moment, they have brought in more players and quality players. I have got to say that because we were after Woodgate and Modric. But that does not mean to say we cannot catch them up or compete with Spurs this season.'