Tom 13881 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I wonder how they know how much he spent Finger + air = Bollocks then change amount to $'s so they can double it That's kind of what I was getting at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4892 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I've got on good authority that Ashely is in Barbados.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I'm trying to take my mind off this whole farce by watching the telly instead, but everything in the tv guide seems to remind me of KK. Honey, I shrunk the coach - Film - Hapless cockney sock-peddler Mike gets on the bad side of his customers in this comedy farce. Starring Rich Moranic. St James’ Park - Animated comedy - “Screw you guys, I’m going home!“ “Omg! They killed Keggy! “ etc. etc. The Perfect Vagina - Medical documentary - Dr Nuyen Van Falk is famous for his pioneering transplants in labial-reductive surgery. We find out how he attempts to remove a gaping void and painlessly replace it with a little cunt. Who wants to bray a billionaire? - Quiz show - Michael from Buckinghamshire scuppers his chance of success when he refuses to ask the audience. Coronation Street - Soap opera - With Fred long gone, Ashley struggles to run the business, angers the locals and ends up in ‘hospickle’ Ashes to Ashley - Sci/fi drama - D.I. Keegan is put into a coma while fighting a midget and is sent back in time to the 1980’s, where Newcastle are run by a despicable board who try to sell their best players. Keegan’s efforts to get back to where he belongs are hindered by a clown who lurks in the periphery. Signs - Film - The villagers of Gallowgate are disturbed by a gaudy blue and red object that appears above them, suggesting something more frightening to come. Fear turns to panic as one of their own mysteriously disappears. Directed by M. Shite Heslyingman SSR on NO earlier, nearly wet myself reading it. He did my av too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 9 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I'm trying to take my mind off this whole farce by watching the telly instead, but everything in the tv guide seems to remind me of KK. Honey, I shrunk the coach - Film - Hapless cockney sock-peddler Mike gets on the bad side of his customers in this comedy farce. Starring Rich Moranic. St James’ Park - Animated comedy - “Screw you guys, I’m going home!“ “Omg! They killed Keggy! “ etc. etc. The Perfect Vagina - Medical documentary - Dr Nuyen Van Falk is famous for his pioneering transplants in labial-reductive surgery. We find out how he attempts to remove a gaping void and painlessly replace it with a little cunt. Who wants to bray a billionaire? - Quiz show - Michael from Buckinghamshire scuppers his chance of success when he refuses to ask the audience. Coronation Street - Soap opera - With Fred long gone, Ashley struggles to run the business, angers the locals and ends up in ‘hospickle’ Ashes to Ashley - Sci/fi drama - D.I. Keegan is put into a coma while fighting a midget and is sent back in time to the 1980’s, where Newcastle are run by a despicable board who try to sell their best players. Keegan’s efforts to get back to where he belongs are hindered by a clown who lurks in the periphery. Signs - Film - The villagers of Gallowgate are disturbed by a gaudy blue and red object that appears above them, suggesting something more frightening to come. Fear turns to panic as one of their own mysteriously disappears. Directed by M. Shite Heslyingman SSR on NO earlier, nearly wet myself reading it. He did my av too. fucking brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6308 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I'm trying to take my mind off this whole farce by watching the telly instead, but everything in the tv guide seems to remind me of KK. Honey, I shrunk the coach - Film - Hapless cockney sock-peddler Mike gets on the bad side of his customers in this comedy farce. Starring Rich Moranic. St James’ Park - Animated comedy - “Screw you guys, I’m going home!“ “Omg! They killed Keggy! “ etc. etc. The Perfect Vagina - Medical documentary - Dr Nuyen Van Falk is famous for his pioneering transplants in labial-reductive surgery. We find out how he attempts to remove a gaping void and painlessly replace it with a little cunt. Who wants to bray a billionaire? - Quiz show - Michael from Buckinghamshire scuppers his chance of success when he refuses to ask the audience. Coronation Street - Soap opera - With Fred long gone, Ashley struggles to run the business, angers the locals and ends up in ‘hospickle’ Ashes to Ashley - Sci/fi drama - D.I. Keegan is put into a coma while fighting a midget and is sent back in time to the 1980’s, where Newcastle are run by a despicable board who try to sell their best players. Keegan’s efforts to get back to where he belongs are hindered by a clown who lurks in the periphery. Signs - Film - The villagers of Gallowgate are disturbed by a gaudy blue and red object that appears above them, suggesting something more frightening to come. Fear turns to panic as one of their own mysteriously disappears. Directed by M. Shite Heslyingman SSR on NO earlier, nearly wet myself reading it. He did my av too. Gold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicklee Sausage Roll 0 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Sorry for hijacking the thread, but: http://img393.imageshack.us/my.php?image=seasonfuckedvh4.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 (edited) yawn. edit: I was yawning at Ashley/the media coverage. SSR that is fucking hilarious mate. Edited September 5, 2008 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 I wonder how they know how much he spent Finger + air = Bollocks then change amount to s so they can double it My housemate bought today's Sun, they have his receipt printed in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13881 Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 He can spunk that kind of money on piss, but can't buy Keegan a left-back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26441 Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1657270.ece So he arrived at midnight for a "three-hour orgy of debauchery" yet the receipt was printed at 12.51am? Something doesn't add up here, most likely that the Sun have gotten a made-up receipt. Also, what is Frank Lampard doing there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandman02uk 0 Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Sorry for hijacking the thread, but: http://img393.imageshack.us/my.php?image=seasonfuckedvh4.jpg I dont do avatars, but if I did..... can I use that one? I like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandman02uk 0 Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 he spent $1,200 on 3 bottles of Grey Goose? you got fucking robbed son and to make matters worse I've just had an email to say al the merchandise I ordered last week is now on its way (does the 14 day cooling off period include leisure wear?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandman02uk 0 Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1657270.ece So he arrived at midnight for a "three-hour orgy of debauchery" yet the receipt was printed at 12.51am? Something doesn't add up here, most likely that the Sun have gotten a made-up receipt. Also, what is Frank Lampard doing there? Hang on theres $80k worth of fucking service charge in there................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26441 Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Plus the Sun reckons that he was there with 3 other guys, one known only as 'PK', hhmmmm, who could that be? Not doubt him, the Spurs loving twat and the other two split the bill between them. For all we know one of the other guys could've footed the bill. Ashley is still a cunt though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Grey Goose with red bull costs less than a Grey Goose on its own.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandman02uk 0 Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Grey Goose with red bull costs less than a Grey Goose on its own.. I got 2 bottles of the stuff in my Freezer, it is a nice drink like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acid 0 Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Ashley is a pathetic excuse of an Owner; snubbing Kev's request for a left-back and several other players, instead he splashes out thousand on champange and greedy, ignorant yanks. Dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicklee Sausage Roll 0 Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Sorry for hijacking the thread, but: http://img393.imageshack.us/my.php?image=seasonfuckedvh4.jpg I dont do avatars, but if I did..... can I use that one? I like it Do you see a copyright on it? Do what you like with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandman02uk 0 Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Sorry for hijacking the thread, but: http://img393.imageshack.us/my.php?image=seasonfuckedvh4.jpg I dont do avatars, but if I did..... can I use that one? I like it Do you see a copyright on it? Do what you like with it. in that case, snaffled, thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6308 Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Also, what is Frank Lampard doing there? Look hard and you might be able to see David Beckham and Thierry Henry as well! (....well, if the Sun is to be believed ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 9 Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 your collection james? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 your collection james? That's just the tip of the iceberg dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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