ewerk 26576 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Is this data room an actual, dedicated room or a metaphor for a messy pile of receipts, empty coffee cups and fag butts? It's like CTU. As long as they don't go to the data room alone, we all know what happens when people do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 like Superman III? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Does Jodie Foster get gang banged? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26576 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Does Jodie Foster get gang banged? No, you're thinking of Bugsy Malone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Is this data room an actual, dedicated room or a metaphor for a messy pile of receipts, empty coffee cups and fag butts? It's actually Llambias' office. On the desk is a note saying "Dear Mike, we're bust. Some bastard even took me car. I'm off back to the casino for now, let me know if you decide to put any more money in. Love Derek xxx". Bank statements are strewn around the room with "SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT" scrawled over them in red pen. There's two years' worth of unopened mail piled up on the floor, including a list of transfer requests from Kevin Keegan. At the back there's an open safe with a note in it saying "The club owes me 100m signed Mike". Someone appears to have defecated in the chair. It could be anybody's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6317 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Is this data room an actual, dedicated room or a metaphor for a messy pile of receipts, empty coffee cups and fag butts? It's actually Llambias' office. On the desk is a note saying "Dear Mike, we're bust. Some bastard even took me car. I'm off back to the casino for now, let me know if you decide to put any more money in. Love Derek xxx". Bank statements are strewn around the room with "SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT" scrawled over them in red pen. There's two years' worth of unopened mail piled up on the floor, including a list of transfer requests from Kevin Keegan. At the back there's an open safe with a note in it saying "The club owes me 100m signed Mike". Someone appears to have defecated in the chair. It could be anybody's. Dennis Wise is still sat in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I've heard from Pedro's brother that Shearer is going to be confirmed tomorrow. Not sure how much of and itk Beardo is now like but here's hoping as I would think that giving him the job must mean that something is well under way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I've heard from Pedro's brother that Shearer is going to be confirmed tomorrow. Not sure how much of and itk Beardo is now like but here's hoping as I would think that giving him the job must mean that something is well under way. Someone on Skunkers said they were told the same thing by Warren Barton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9051 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 This could either mean a change is imminent and the concerned parties are happy to have Shearer in charge, OR it could mean that Ashley isn't going anywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I've heard from Pedro's brother that Shearer is going to be confirmed tomorrow. Not sure how much of and itk Beardo is now like but here's hoping as I would think that giving him the job must mean that something is well under way. Someone on Skunkers said they were told the same thing by Warren Barton. Aye well John Anderson popped round mine in Van Basten's car. Got out. Lobbed a brick through the window and when I went to pick it up it had a note attached with :- 283 League apps (+16 as sub), 14 goals Shearer to sign 2moz btw. J.A xxx written on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 This could either mean a change is imminent and the concerned parties are happy to have Shearer in charge, OR it could mean that Ashley isn't going anywhere At least it would be some forward movement one way or another. This period of constipation will be suicide for next season if we don't shift it soon imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2257 Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Are we there yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Are we there yet? Just approaching 'Billy Mill roundabout' (see Viz profanosaurus) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Are we there yet? Just approaching 'Billy Mill roundabout' :razz: (see Viz profanosaurus) what happened to Shearer being confirmed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12790 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 NEWCASTLE UNITED RUMOUR GENERATOR: [RELATION] was told by [MID 90'S NEWCASTLE PLAYER] that [TRANSFER TARGET/MANAGER/TAKEOVER] would take place [TOMORROW/END OF WEEK] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 This could either mean a change is imminent and the concerned parties are happy to have Shearer in charge, OR it could mean that Ashley isn't going anywhere At least it would be some forward movement one way or another. This period of constipation will be suicide for next season if we don't shift it soon imo. Loving that metaphor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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