luckyluke 1 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 If Mike Ashleys daughter was in a night club I would buy her drinks all night and take her home and shag her. Are you from N-O? I'd make her buy me a drink then do her in the toilets. Up the bum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 If Mike Ashleys daughter was in a night club I would buy her drinks all night and take her home and shag her. Are you from N-O? I'd make her buy me a drink then do her in the toilets. Up the bum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Yes, twice. And I don't care if she's 11. Some things just have to be done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boyo 23 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 ...............Do you want your coat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattM4 0 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Last time we played Reading Mehhh, bunch of aging mercenaries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 ...............Do you want your coat? mackem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 NUFC: Steve Harper, Ryan Taylor, Jose Enrique, Fabricio Coloccini, Steven Taylor, Alan Smith ©, Kevin Nolan, Joey Barton, Jonas Gutierrez, Andy Carroll, Shola Ameobi Subs: Tim Krul, Geremi, Xisco, Nile Ranger, Kazenga LuaLua, Ryan Donaldson, Tamas Kadar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9063 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 I'd slow down. I'd reverse up a bit and get a decent angle of attack. That fat fuck would dent the body work if I didn't get the right line on him. Plus I'd have to be in a 4x4, there's no way I'd be able to get over the shitbag in a car with standard ground clearance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26606 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Krul must be wondering exactly what he has to do to get a run in the first team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 If Mike Ashleys daughter was in a night club I would buy her drinks all night and take her home and shag her. Are you from N-O? I'd make her buy me a drink then do her in the toilets. Up the bum. I would smash his face into a car windshield then take his mother, Dorothy Ashley, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4242 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 barton starting is good IMO, will get involved shouldn't be anonymous like nolan was most of WBA match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaser 1070 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Who's watching this one this afternoon? I struggle to see where the goals are going to come from. Reading win for me unfortunately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 barton starting is good IMO, will get involved shouldn't be anonymous like nolan was most of WBA match Playing on the right by the looks of it, not sure him and RTaylor fill me with confidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano 0 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Hughtons got no idea! Barton on the right and no simpson? Not to mention ameobi! Why not start simpson at rb and raylor on right wing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4242 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Who's watching this one this afternoon? I struggle to see where the goals are going to come from. Reading win for me unfortunately Draw or win for us IMO, we got a good result against west brom last week and now we're at home against a weaker Reading team than last season having lost hunt and doyle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9063 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Disappointed that this confirms Duff's departure. We're so totally boned. We're gonna lose this one. Zero effective creativity in that team. I understand trying to keep some semblance of consistency in selection, but honest to God, Shola is not worth a fucking thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4242 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 barton starting is good IMO, will get involved shouldn't be anonymous like nolan was most of WBA match Playing on the right by the looks of it, not sure him and RTaylor fill me with confidence. looks more like we'll be a bit wonky to me without anyone playing as an out and out right winger, not unlike how chelsea lined up today actually as for simpson, he's been here training with us for less than a week I'm not surprised he isn't playing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaser 1070 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Who's watching this one this afternoon? I struggle to see where the goals are going to come from. Reading win for me unfortunately Draw or win for us IMO, we got a good result against west brom last week and now we're at home against a weaker Reading team than last season having lost hunt and doyle Considering our only creative player last week is this week talking with Fulham, I dont share your optimism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9063 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 I don't understand why we'd play Ameobi when he was toothless, play Nolan upfront with Carroll and give Lulu a chance on the wing. He can't do less than Shola, now can he? I mean sure, if it was a choice between inexperienced centre half or Colo, I'd stick with Colo, nervy defenders can cost you goals, but a right winger can't really cost you anything other than a ineffective attack, which we've got anyway. madness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4242 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Who's watching this one this afternoon? I struggle to see where the goals are going to come from. Reading win for me unfortunately Draw or win for us IMO, we got a good result against west brom last week and now we're at home against a weaker Reading team than last season having lost hunt and doyle Considering our only creative player last week is this week talking with Fulham, I dont share your optimism I thin barton can do that for us given a full 90 mins, he put in a few good balls last week when he came on, made a difference to us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6258 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Smith, Nolan and Barton in midfield. can't wait to see which one of them is supposed to play out wide. I say supposed to because there is buckley's chance that they'll hold any width. Good luck to the fullback that happens to be on that side. I'd wager a bet that it's going to be on our right and as such Ryan Taylor (who was incredibley poor last start) will be under the pump all game. Isn't it great having all optimism slowly but painfully extracted over a season of shite and lies. We should still be fancied over this Reading side at St James': RFC: Adam Federici, Liam Rosenior, Ryan Bertrand, Kalifa Cisse, Alex Pearce ©, Jay Tabb, Jimmy Kebe, Scott Davies, Simon Church, Shane Long, Jem Karacan Subs: Matthew Mills, Brynjar Gunnarsson, Noel Hunt, James Harper, Hal Robson-Kanu, Ben Hamer, Gylfi Sigurdsson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6258 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 I don't understand why we'd play Ameobi when he was toothless, play Nolan upfront with Carroll and give Lulu a chance on the wing. He can't do less than Shola, now can he? I mean sure, if it was a choice between inexperienced centre half or Colo, I'd stick with Colo, nervy defenders can cost you goals, but a right winger can't really cost you anything other than a ineffective attack, which we've got anyway. madness. Yep. We're now not going to have a right winger, instead we'll have three midfielders making the same very slow runs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38940 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 I don't understand why we'd play Ameobi when he was toothless, play Nolan upfront with Carroll and give Lulu a chance on the wing. He can't do less than Shola, now can he? I mean sure, if it was a choice between inexperienced centre half or Colo, I'd stick with Colo, nervy defenders can cost you goals, but a right winger can't really cost you anything other than a ineffective attack, which we've got anyway. madness. Get Dutty Custard on from the start instead of Strola. God knows he's gonna need the experience( if we don't sell the fucker that is ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4242 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 utterly irrelevant stat which i've heard at least 4 times today, we've won one of our last 11 home games might matter if we were still in the prem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattM4 0 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 I don't understand why we'd play Ameobi when he was toothless, play Nolan upfront with Carroll and give Lulu a chance on the wing. He can't do less than Shola, now can he? I mean sure, if it was a choice between inexperienced centre half or Colo, I'd stick with Colo, nervy defenders can cost you goals, but a right winger can't really cost you anything other than a ineffective attack, which we've got anyway. madness. Hughton seems pretty gutless when it comes to actually picking the team and making changes. Forget common sense, just put Shola up front coz he's been at the club longer seems to be the logic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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