Christmas Tree 4005 Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Thought id seen everything in Florida but fuck me...... Holyland Theme Park http://www.holylandexperience.com/ See Jesus carry his cross! Parables with Jesus! Singalong songs of praise! The Easter experience! You'll return again and again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 48 Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6567 Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/310592/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Central Florida is fucking shit mind. The Brits seem to love it though. Mind, I'd be tempted to go to that place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10264 Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Jerusalem Street Market: Browse the Middle Eastern marketplace, see the city well, and interact with Jerusalem’s own street merchants. The Old Scroll Shop: Experience first century shopping. Smile of a Child Adventure Theatre: Movies and toys for young travelers. Coffee Shop: A gourmet coffee shop with milk shakes and sweet treats -- some directly from Israel! Smile of a Child Adventure Land: Tackle a kid-friendly, rockclimbing wall, enjoy a laugh at the interactive presentations and visit Jonah in the belly of the whale. Wilderness Tabernacle: Behold the High Priest as he takes you on a journey through Israel’s ancient priesthood, culminating with the glory of God revealed above the Ark of the Covenant. 30-minute presentations. Church of All Nations Prayer Garden: inspired by the actual church built in Jerusalem on the Mt. of Olives in 1924 by the Roman Catholic Church. Dead Sea Qumran Caves: Replica of the desert caves where the Dead Sea Scrolls were discovered and future home to our state-of-the-art JCTV youth center The Judean Village: Outdoor vignette stage for dramas and musicals. Calvary’s Garden Tomb: Visit the replica of the garden tomb where Jesus’ body was laid to rest before His glorious resurrection. Spend time reflecting, praying and enjoying our live presentations. Oasis Palms Café: Feast on delicious meals in an authentic atmosphere. Centurion Treats: The Centurion’s favorite seasonal treats, snacks and bottled drinks. Temple Plaza: Soaring six stories high, the gleaming white and gold temple, which was the center of Jerusalem’s religious life, serves as a backdrop for the Temple Plaza. Hosts live musicals, presentations, and events. Contracting leprosy and getting stoned to death are optional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted October 6, 2009 Author Share Posted October 6, 2009 "We can even put you up for the night....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted October 6, 2009 Author Share Posted October 6, 2009 Central Florida is fucking shit mind. The Brits seem to love it though. Mind, I'd be tempted to go to that place. Got to take you to task there..... Orlando is brilliant. Theme parks, water parks, Guns, roaming aligators, Sea world, quality food and lots of lovely old white haired folk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Central Florida is fucking shit mind. The Brits seem to love it though. Mind, I'd be tempted to go to that place. Got to take you to task there..... Orlando is brilliant. Theme parks, water parks, Guns, roaming aligators, Sea world, quality food and lots of lovely old white haired folk. Orlando is absolutely shit in my opinion. If I won a free trip there I'd think twice about going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cid_MCDP 0 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 You guys know the Trinity Broadcasting Network mentioned in the scrollwork on the graphic have their own cable channel here, right? It's terrible. I even tried watching it stoned and it still isn't fun. Orlando isn't bad, but I'd much rather hang out at Jax Beach or St. Augustine's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Now my biblical knowledge is limited, but didn't Jesus get a bit miffed when money lenders and stall holders opened up in a temple? What would he have made of a theme park based on the bible? Especially one that sells over priced coffee etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Now my biblical knowledge is limited, but didn't Jesus get a bit miffed when money lenders and stall holders opened up in a temple? What would he have made of a theme park based on the bible? Especially one that sells over priced coffee etc. Have you never seen the Tele-Evangelists over there? There's the number for your credit card donations constantly scrolling along the bottom of the screen. 1-800-PRAISE THE LORD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18559 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Still have to pinch myself when I think that the world's only superpower is utterly obsessed with worshipping a Middle-Eastern tribal God of old. Could have at least got themselves their own one. What about that Creationist Museum as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Still have to pinch myself when I think that the world's only superpower is utterly obsessed with worshipping a Middle-Eastern tribal God of old. Could have at least nicked one off the Native Americans. What about that Creationist Museum as well? FYP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4055 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Still have to pinch myself when I think that the world's only superpower is utterly obsessed with worshipping a Middle-Eastern tribal God of old. Could have at least got themselves their own one. Even the one they made up that did well (Mormonism) is Jesus based. I've read some stuff that suggests the religiosity goes back to the pilgrims being persecuted fundamentalists but that can't explain it all as lots of immigrants came for other reasons (though Irish, Italian, Polish and Mexican immigration doesn't help from a Catholic pov) I've also read that the existence of the secular constitutional clauses which as outsiders we all admire have actually made it easier for insanity to propogate unlike Europe where notional state religions are both more universal but at the same time relaxed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 What about scientology? It's great up until the point you realise people take it seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 What about scientology? It's great up until the point you realise they've taken all your money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Still have to pinch myself when I think that the world's only superpower is utterly obsessed with worshipping a Middle-Eastern tribal God of old. Could have at least got themselves their own one. Even the one they made up that did well (Mormonism) is Jesus based. I've read some stuff that suggests the religiosity goes back to the pilgrims being persecuted fundamentalists but that can't explain it all as lots of immigrants came for other reasons (though Irish, Italian, Polish and Mexican immigration doesn't help from a Catholic pov) I've also read that the existence of the secular constitutional clauses which as outsiders we all admire have actually made it easier for insanity to propogate unlike Europe where notional state religions are both more universal but at the same time relaxed. All the religious stuff was taken over there by the Germans and Dutch initially.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Still have to pinch myself when I think that the world's only superpower is utterly obsessed with worshipping a Middle-Eastern tribal God of old. Could have at least got themselves their own one. Even the one they made up that did well (Mormonism) is Jesus based. I've read some stuff that suggests the religiosity goes back to the pilgrims being persecuted fundamentalists but that can't explain it all as lots of immigrants came for other reasons (though Irish, Italian, Polish and Mexican immigration doesn't help from a Catholic pov) I've also read that the existence of the secular constitutional clauses which as outsiders we all admire have actually made it easier for insanity to propogate unlike Europe where notional state religions are both more universal but at the same time relaxed. All the religious stuff was taken over there by the Germans and Dutch initially.... The Pilgrim fathers were there before them weren't they? Weren't they persecuted English puritans predominantly from the South-West. To blame for the kerayzee gun laws as well I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Still have to pinch myself when I think that the world's only superpower is utterly obsessed with worshipping a Middle-Eastern tribal God of old. Could have at least got themselves their own one. Even the one they made up that did well (Mormonism) is Jesus based. I've read some stuff that suggests the religiosity goes back to the pilgrims being persecuted fundamentalists but that can't explain it all as lots of immigrants came for other reasons (though Irish, Italian, Polish and Mexican immigration doesn't help from a Catholic pov) I've also read that the existence of the secular constitutional clauses which as outsiders we all admire have actually made it easier for insanity to propogate unlike Europe where notional state religions are both more universal but at the same time relaxed. All the religious stuff was taken over there by the Germans and Dutch initially.... The Pilgrim fathers were there before them weren't they? Weren't they persecuted English puritans predominantly from the South-West. To blame for the kerayzee gun laws as well I think. No that was Van Halen iirc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9382 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 So that's yet another thing we can blame on religious nut-jobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 (edited) Central Florida is fucking shit mind. The Brits seem to love it though. Mind, I'd be tempted to go to that place. Got to take you to task there..... Orlando is brilliant. Theme parks, water parks, Guns, roaming aligators, Sea world, quality food and lots of lovely old white haired folk. Orlando is absolutely shit in my opinion. If I won a free trip there I'd think twice about going. Swapped it for Cuba didnt we? (Florida not Orlando) I did see a lass start on a bloke in an Irish bar in downtown Orlando a few months back. About the most interesting thing outside work i saw there in nearly 2 weeks. Edited October 7, 2009 by ChezGiven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted October 7, 2009 Author Share Posted October 7, 2009 Central Florida is fucking shit mind. The Brits seem to love it though. Mind, I'd be tempted to go to that place. Got to take you to task there..... Orlando is brilliant. Theme parks, water parks, Guns, roaming aligators, Sea world, quality food and lots of lovely old white haired folk. Orlando is absolutely shit in my opinion. If I won a free trip there I'd think twice about going. Swapped it for Cuba didnt we? (Florida not Orlando) I did see a lass start on a bloke in an Irish bar in downtown Orlando a few months back. About the most interesting thing outside work i saw there in nearly 2 weeks. Fucking hell man, the holiday capital of the world and you cant find nowt to do. Get a grip.....or life! etc etc et fucking cetera :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18559 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Not sure the space shuttle takes off every day; the next two are for kids; golf, fair enough if you're into that (doubt many on here are); and Hooters - wtf?! Probably depends if you're a Las Vegas person or not, Florida's never really appealed to me personally (the fact you have to drive EVERYWHERE is a pisser as well). Only 2 weeks left til I hit Cuba though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 I wasnt there on holiday and i have no interest in theme parks. Spent NYE in Space in Miami and then had a road trip to the Keys a few years back. That was canny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Always have to laugh at the idea of people who supposedly like animals going to somewhere like fucking Sea World. Morons tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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