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[noaliasmike 0]

the penis gradually reverts to its prepubertal, mostly hairless, state,"

 

What's the problem? Surely most people shave it nowadays anyway? One less job to do and all that.

 

Personally I use a beard trimmer without the guard on. Leaves a nice 5 o'clock shadow - Makes my cock look like it's been up all night solving a murder.

Edited December 20, 2011 by noaliasmike

[Christmas Tree 4702]

the penis gradually reverts to its prepubertal, mostly hairless, state,"

 

What's the problem? Surely most people shave it nowadays anyway? One less job to do and all that.

 

Personally I use a beard trimmer without the guard on. Leaves a nice 5 o'clock shadow - Makes my cock look like it's been up all night solving a murder.

 

See if your still a trim boy heading for 50

[ChezGiven 0]

Most people shave their cock? I'd argue only freaky narcissists obsess over the appearance of their cock enough to have a beauty regime for it. The prevalence of which may be on the rise but it's still freaky. In the same league as arse bleaching.

[ajax_andy 0]

Most people shave their cock? I'd argue only freaky narcissists obsess over the appearance of their cock enough to have a beauty regime for it. The prevalence of which may be on the rise but it's still freaky. In the same league as arse bleaching.

 

Can't say I've ever bleached my arse but I generally trim my pubes to keep them neat and tidy. Nowt wrong with a bit of self grooming every now and then to keep everything looking it's best

[Christmas Tree 4702]

Most people shave their cock? I'd argue only freaky narcissists obsess over the appearance of their cock enough to have a beauty regime for it. The prevalence of which may be on the rise but it's still freaky. In the same league as arse bleaching.

 

Just face it, we're old

[wykikitoon 19941]

Most people shave their cock? I'd argue only freaky narcissists obsess over the appearance of their cock enough to have a beauty regime for it. The prevalence of which may be on the rise but it's still freaky. In the same league as arse bleaching.

 

Makes your cock look bigger

 

I need all the help i can get FFS!

[Monkeys Fist 42105]

Some of the mental images this thread is creating…

Not least, CT's pudgy pink-tipped little fella, giving up the ghost and jettisoning sparse ginger pubes as it disappears into the doughy belly fat which is engulfing it at a spectacular rate.

 

And Chez's old fella looking like Robinson Crusoe on a bad hair day.

[manc-mag 1]

I remember Wubble UC breaking with this very story about six years ago or more. Started shaving his balls as I recall and never looked back. The abuse he took at the time was indescribable, but thanks to the actions of one brave soul the place has become a lot more tolerant in the meantime, so much so that an 18 stone Geordie like Stevie can now talk openly about his rub-on tan without fear of reprisals.

[Monkeys Fist 42105]

Calls for a mass debate on the issue.

 

 

 

 

[trophyshy 7073]

Was out with 8 friends the other week and this came up, all male btw, only one of us was unkempt (and he was shocked to learn as much). You have to neaten things up down there at least. Nowt worse than being greeted by the Amazonian jungle when you pop below for a lick of the lemon, so it's unfair to expect the lass to have packed a machete.

[ajax_andy 0]

Was out with 8 friends the other week and this came up, all male btw, only one of us was unkempt (and he was shocked to learn as much). You have to neaten things up down there at least. Nowt worse than being greeted by the Amazonian jungle when you pop below for a lick of the lemon, so it's unfair to expect the lass to have packed a machete.

 

Weird thing is that Mrs Ajax thinks it's odd I trim my pubes and says she prefers it more natural... she's only 27 so it's not like she's an oldie who doesn't understand the concept of this, and always has kept herself in the "runway strip" fashion.

 

I still trim though because I'm a vain bastard

[Tooj 17]

I've noticed in porn recently that there's been a slight renaissance in the field of hairy black hole of calcunttas.

[Christmas Tree 4702]

I've noticed in porn recently that there's been a slight renaissance in the field of hairy black hole of calcunttas.

 

Isnt German women who dont shave their armpits either ?

[trophyshy 7073]

I've noticed in porn recently that there's been a slight renaissance in the field of hairy black hole of calcunttas.

 

[ChezGiven 0]

Was out with 8 friends the other week and this came up, all male btw, only one of us was unkempt (and he was shocked to learn as much). You have to neaten things up down there at least. Nowt worse than being greeted by the Amazonian jungle when you pop below for a lick of the lemon, so it's unfair to expect the lass to have packed a machete.

All my pubes are at the base of my cock, is yours covered in hair or something? Sounds disgusting and if this is the case I am sure your lass is thankful. A lass needs a trim bush because anatomy dictates getting amongst it if you are having oral sex. Our lass can suck my cock without needing to dredge her mouth afterwards. I guess if you are overly hairy it's an issue, I certainly wasnt down there in my 20s. So you're either a mug or an ape imo.

[Brock Manson 0]

Wor lass keeps trim from the naval downwards and rightly so. It's different for blokes though as there's less foreplay, more wham bam thankyou ma'am.

 

Any bloke doing anything other than the occasional pruning is a closet bummer tbh.

[trophyshy 7073]

Was out with 8 friends the other week and this came up, all male btw, only one of us was unkempt (and he was shocked to learn as much). You have to neaten things up down there at least. Nowt worse than being greeted by the Amazonian jungle when you pop below for a lick of the lemon, so it's unfair to expect the lass to have packed a machete.

All my pubes are at the base of my cock, is yours covered in hair or something? Sounds disgusting and if this is the case I am sure your lass is thankful. A lass needs a trim bush because anatomy dictates getting amongst it if you are having oral sex. Our lass can suck my cock without needing to dredge her mouth afterwards. I guess if you are overly hairy it's an issue, I certainly wasnt down there in my 20s. So you're either a mug or an ape imo.

 

Have you never had your pubes trapped in your foreskin? A most uncomfortable situation. Though given your foreskin is somewhere between your knees and the Louvre I suppose not. Nothing wrong with a spot of gardening imo. Shaving is getting a bit kinky like.

 

Oh and I'm 40 next year fwiw. You mug.

[Holden McGroin 6534]

Was out with 8 friends the other week and this came up, all male btw, only one of us was unkempt (and he was shocked to learn as much). You have to neaten things up down there at least. Nowt worse than being greeted by the Amazonian jungle when you pop below for a lick of the lemon, so it's unfair to expect the lass to have packed a machete.

All my pubes are at the base of my cock, is yours covered in hair or something? Sounds disgusting and if this is the case I am sure your lass is thankful. A lass needs a trim bush because anatomy dictates getting amongst it if you are having oral sex. Our lass can suck my cock without needing to dredge her mouth afterwards. I guess if you are overly hairy it's an issue, I certainly wasnt down there in my 20s. So you're either a mug or an ape imo.

 

Have you never had your pubes trapped in your foreskin? A most uncomfortable situation. Though given your foreskin is somewhere between your knees and the Louvre I suppose not. Nothing wrong with a spot of gardening imo. Shaving is getting a bit kinky like.

 

Oh and I'm 40 next year fwiw. You mug.

 

 

Had the old pube in foreskin many a time. Not nice at work when you have to lob a hand down there to fix the situation.

[Monkeys Fist 42105]

Wor lass keeps trim from the naval downwards and rightly so. It's different for blokes though as there's less foreplay, more wham bam thankyou ma'am.

 

Any bloke doing anything other than the occasional pruning is a closet bummer tbh.

Has she got hairy tits then?

[Monroe Transfer 0]

While on the subject of blowjobs, soccermom, have you ever gagged on a penis, you know, like you see a lot of in porns of today?

Gagged so badly, that you make that distinct gagging sound, causing you to stop in your tracks and take his manhood out of your mouth, all the while having a teardrop or two streaming down your face?

 

:lol:

 

She never denied it to be fair to Ken.

[JaMoUsE 0]

Must admit im only 24 but I give meself a number 1 with the clippers once a fortnight. Pubes are quite possibly the most aful things ever. Also regarding ct's original post aye jizz in the face is fairly common (not my face , mrs mouse's). Defo agree that porn changes perceptions of whats normal. Full on mouse pornstar these days. Well, for 3 minutes or so ;-)

[ewerk 30295]

Must admit im only 24 but I give meself a number 1 with the clippers once a fortnight. Pubes are quite possibly the most aful things ever. Also regarding ct's original post aye jizz in the face is fairly common (not my face , mrs mouse's). Defo agree that porn changes perceptions of whats normal. Full on mouse pornstar these days. Well, for 3 minutes or so ;-)

 

Reading that while you have your mug shot as your avatar is slightly disturbing.

 

You may wish to consider replacing it with a photo of Mrs Mouse.

Edited December 21, 2011 by ewerk

[Kid Dynamite 6993]

Nowt wrong with a trim every now and again, for the womans sake, but a number 1 all over is just a little odd. Men are meant to have pubes, and armpit hair and chest hair. One of my mates shaves his fucking forearms too the hommer

[Gemmill 44422]

Shaven forearms in Chester le Street. Whatever next.

[JaMoUsE 0]

Haha theres nee chance of mrs mouses foto going on here. Oh aye a number 3 on the pits too. Belly gets the 1 treatment, nee worthwhile chest hair to shave. Oh did I mention I stand in for th lady boys sometimes ?