Gemmill 36826 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 I am not well. Back to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 4, 2013 Author Share Posted May 4, 2013 I am not well. Back to bed. Hangover? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13921 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9385 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 (edited) What a bloody night. Can someone get me a bacon sarnie with brown sauce please? Ta. In work and in dire need of a bacon sarnie. But I'll have red sauce ta. Oh and Edited May 4, 2013 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 4, 2013 Author Share Posted May 4, 2013 In work and in dire need of a bacon sarnie. But I'll have red sauce ta. Oh and Get your pyjama-clad backside of your chair, put the tv remote down and go and get your own! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9385 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Get your pyjama-clad backside of your chair, put the tv remote down and go and get your own! I may have despatched someone to do my bidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 4, 2013 Author Share Posted May 4, 2013 Lazy tart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Yeah Dan it's all your fault Chez is calling your mates wankers. Chez really is a cunt. Well despite it being a bit rude, I reckon most people thought the same thing. Especially the way Dan goes on on here. If his mates are like him and go on like that on a weekend away, I'd last about 10 minutes. I'm allowed to pass comment on that if I want. For the record I reckon you would fit in well with his mates, you sound made for each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9385 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Lazy tart. Not lazy; economic with my effort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20321 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Well despite it being a bit rude, I reckon most people thought the same thing. Especially the way Dan goes on on here. If his mates are like him and go on like that on a weekend away, I'd last about 10 minutes. I'm allowed to pass comment on that if I want. For the record I reckon you would fit in well with his mates, you sound made for each other. Just want to reiterate, this wasn't typical behaviour. Nights out in london with my mates are rare these days, and when they do occur they tend to be quite civilised. Seriously though, they're just normal lads. But 15 lads that have mostly settled down with families going away for a 48 hour pissup in Hamburg isn't a typical situation. Most of us are married already and this was one of the last in the group to get hitched, and in all probability one of the last of this sort of stag weekends away in Europe among my friends, thank good. Everyone hit it pretty hard and regressed to football away day tour mentality. In hindsight I should have arranged something that didn't involve drinking but the only 'activity' as such was watching St Pauli, and even there you could drink in the stand. As far the way I go on on here, I'm not really sure what you're getting at. I don't think I profess to be a massive cainer. if anything the opposite, my lifestyle is pretty sedate and family oriented these days. I used to enjoy a savage night out back in the day as much as the next man the but I'm out of practice and find it hard work now, particularly on consecutive days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20321 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 I am not well. Back to bed. Stag night? I'm off to the west end today to watch the theatre production of 'Tiddler', a children's book about a fish by the lass that did the gruffalo. The bairn's going to go mad for it ... If he can sit still long enough. It's his favourite book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Well despite it being a bit rude, I reckon most people thought the same thing. Especially the way Dan goes on on here. If his mates are like him and go on like that on a weekend away, I'd last about 10 minutes. He might be slagging them off but they're still his mates. I wasn't being deadly serious, just amused by how you responded in your slippery way when challenged on this not with an apology but by blaming him, insinuating that he thinks they're cocks too. I'm allowed to pass comment on that if I want. For the record I reckon you would fit in well with his mates, you sound made for each other. I fucking wouldn't, last stag do I went on we were up all night Friday but I spent most of Saturday trying to recover. Through sheer force of will I made it until 6am Sunday but it wasn't pleasant. At least you're all in your mid thirties, I'm only 28! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 I've never been on a stag do. The lass has been on a hen party where the lass just went to oceana with a few mates including her mum & sister. Apparently everyone left the club at 11pm and went their separate ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 4, 2013 Author Share Posted May 4, 2013 Tacky hen do's are my worst nightmare. The best one I've been on was a weekend in London where we went for dinner on the first night then to see Dirty Dancing the musical, then the second night we went to Soho where we had our own little private upstairs bar, cocktail-making lessons (and tasting!) then just drinks and dancing between ourselves. During the day we did a bit of touristy stuff, wandered round Covent Garden and generally had a lovely time. The weather was glorious too which was a bonus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36826 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Stag night? Aye. Horrendous. Turned myself round a bit now though. Huge shite, 2 cereal bars, load of water and some Anadin Extra. Re the other argument, you get some of that carry on from my mates, but you just have to tell them to fuck off. I'm 37, no one is telling me what I can and can't drink. It's them that's the twats for trying to make you drink what you don't want, not you for refusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9385 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Those sausages look shit, there's no black-pudding and WHERE'S THE BEANS?!* *The tone of this response may be affected by my darkening mood... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 When I went to Ireland last year I was introduced to the joys of white pudding. No idea what it is, and I don't want to know, but it was darn tasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9385 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 You've yet to excuse the shit sausages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9385 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 When I went to Ireland last year I was introduced to the joys of white pudding. No idea what it is, and I don't want to know, but it was darn tasty. Somebody else favours White pudding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9385 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 (edited) they were tasty, nothing to excuse. You'd happily have that breakfast now... especially when you have nothing Had a bacon sarnie (with the innovative addition of an Italian hard cheese), so do one Padraig (The cheese wasn't my idea, but I went with it because I am nothing if not adventurous) Edited May 4, 2013 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 4, 2013 Author Share Posted May 4, 2013 Sod you lot! I made my own bacon and egg sarnie Should really go to bed soon but have got post-mental night adrenaline going on.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9385 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 I think we both know you'd have preferred my breakfast What? Shit sausages, no black pudding, no beans, no hash browns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9385 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Sod you lot! I made my own bacon and egg sarnie Should really go to bed soon but have got post-mental night adrenaline going on.. Valerian root? Sorts me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 4, 2013 Author Share Posted May 4, 2013 You're mistaking me for a pretentious ponce Watching the Masterchef final atm then will hopefully sleep through the football and get up just in time to go back and do it all again tonight. Hopefully will have a patient that doesn't try quite so hard to die this evening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9385 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 You're mistaking me for a pretentious ponce Watching the Masterchef final atm then will hopefully sleep through the football and get up just in time to go back and do it all again tonight. Hopefully will have a patient that doesn't try quite so hard to die this evening Pretentious? Sleeping is not pretentious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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