Kevin 1 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 (edited) Hello, it's me Kev. My last account broke I PM'd a mod so anyway.. I have an interview on thursday, my birthday, good luck? Perhaps. Well the interview is for... McDonald's Any help ? EDIT - 2 and a half weeks later and i got the job, i fuckin' rock. Edited July 13, 2010 by Kevin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Three Lions Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Hello, it's me Kev. My last account broke I PM'd a mod so anyway.. I have an interview on thursday, my birthday, good luck? Perhaps. Well the interview is for... McDonald's Any help ? Get a wash, make sure your finger nails are clean, and don't walk in and say "alright hey" or "saunter". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 28, 2010 Author Share Posted June 28, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38757 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Don't bother- it's beyond you. Know your limits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Dip your head in the fryer, it will impress them no end and they'll offer you the job on the spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Three Lions Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Dip your head in the fryer, it will impress them no end and they'll offer you the job on the spot. That's like top tips oot the Viz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 28, 2010 Author Share Posted June 28, 2010 I'm not greasy and wash, i also don't have long hair. Is this a turn off to them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 I'm not greasy and wash, i also don't have long hair. Is this a turn off to them? On that alone you'll probably end up getting management position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13846 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Don't eat the potatoes raw. You have to cook them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 28, 2010 Author Share Posted June 28, 2010 Don't eat the potatoes raw. You have to cook them. Any word on my old account ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13846 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 I'm having a look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 28, 2010 Author Share Posted June 28, 2010 I'm having a look. Thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Hello, it's me Kev. My last account broke I PM'd a mod so anyway.. I have an interview on thursday, my birthday, good luck? Perhaps. Well the interview is for... McDonald's Any help ? Right, you should wear nothing but a cravat and luminous yellow socks, and cart wheel in making monkey noises. During the interview you should vigourously masterbate and jizz off into the deep fat frier. Or the interviewer's face. At the end of the interview, shake the interviewer's hand with the hand you've masturbated with, give a Fascist salute, shout "Heil Salamander!" three times and then mince out the door like Gok Wan. If you don't get the job after that, then Idon't know what else they could want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Hello, it's me Kev. My last account broke I PM'd a mod so anyway.. I have an interview on thursday, my birthday, good luck? Perhaps. Well the interview is for... McDonald's Any help ? Right, you should wear nothing but a cravat and luminous yellow socks, and cart wheel in making monkey noises. During the interview you should vigourously masterbate and jizz off into the deep fat frier. Or the interviewer's face. At the end of the interview, shake the interviewer's hand with the hand you've masturbated with, give a Fascist salute, shout "Heil Salamander!" three times and then mince out the door like Gok Wan. If you don't get the job after that, then Idon't know what else they could want. He said McDonalds not KFC... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Hello, it's me Kev. My last account broke I PM'd a mod so anyway.. I have an interview on thursday, my birthday, good luck? Perhaps. Well the interview is for... McDonald's Any help ? Right, you should wear nothing but a cravat and luminous yellow socks, and cart wheel in making monkey noises. During the interview you should vigourously masterbate and jizz off into the deep fat frier. Or the interviewer's face. At the end of the interview, shake the interviewer's hand with the hand you've masturbated with, give a Fascist salute, shout "Heil Salamander!" three times and then mince out the door like Gok Wan. If you don't get the job after that, then Idon't know what else they could want. He said McDonalds not KFC... Durr, silly me. Luminous PINK socks, not yellow socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 28, 2010 Author Share Posted June 28, 2010 Serious advice from this point on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Dip your head in the fryer, it will impress them no end and they'll offer you the job on the spot. That's like top tips oot the Viz. Gordon McKeag now Stevie !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin's Dad 0 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Kevin I thought I told you that you couldn't apply for this but saying as you have don't worry about it, the likes of Macdonalds need to tick all the boxes so they're always on the look out for a token cripple to make the numbers up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 28, 2010 Author Share Posted June 28, 2010 Kevin I thought I told you that you couldn't apply for this but saying as you have don't worry about it, the likes of Macdonalds need to tick all the boxes so they're always on the look out for a token cripple to make the numbers up. You really believe I can do it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Serious advice from this point on I was being serious, honest! Just make yourself sound hard-working, optimistic about the job and that you actually want to do well. Don't bother with talking about marketing strategies, profit ratios and suchlike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 28, 2010 Author Share Posted June 28, 2010 Serious advice from this point on I was being serious, honest! Just make yourself sound hard-working, optimistic about the job and that you actually want to do well. Don't bother with talking about marketing strategies, profit ratios and suchlike. I can do that I also read on various different sources that the interview just asked about your availability then you go for an on the job interview, and you get offered the job on the spot. hopefully i get it, £4.25 an hour, 20 hours a week, £85 i think NICE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14053 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 For that kind of job (not trying to sound patronising), they'll generally be happy if you're not a complete mong and you know how to dress yourself properly, make eye contact and string together a coherent sentence. Just go in there with your common sense switch set to "on" and you should be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 28, 2010 Author Share Posted June 28, 2010 If they hire a few pole's then they'll hire me! It's on my birthday aswell so I'm gonna get it !!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 (edited) If you cant get a job in macdonalds, I'd just give up there and then. Concrete slippers and Irish sea kinda thing. In all seriousness (No I was joking!), dont wear a yellow wig and big shoes. Or make crusty the clown noises. No, he doesnt own McD's. Other than that, be polite, presentable and punctual. Edited June 28, 2010 by JawD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Isn't there a Brown's nearby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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