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The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)

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I'd love to know what salary Ryder is on. It genuinely angers me that he gets paid to write, it's liked putting Deadman in charge of the Halldron Collider. There are several people on here who could do a better job than Ryder imo.

 

It is genuinely like they've given the kid in the mail room the job. Most people on here could hold down their current jobs and just use their lunch hour to knock up today's Chronicle exclusive.

 

I'm gonna start spamming the comments section of his shit blog, chipping away at his confidence until he resigns.

I tried that on twitter but he blocked me. Spot on re: the mail room I think he got really so far up Oliver's arse he recommended Ryder for the job, and one of the most cringeworthy Newcastle related things of recent years, was watching Oliver and Ryder talking about the toon's last game on youtube from the Conference rooms. "it was a canny game like" - " aye" "never offside though" - "narrrr". Oh dear.

 

Not as embarrassing as this tbf.

 

I see there's an article down the page about 'Doctor Who visits Sunlun'. I bet when the actor stepped out the tardis and had a look around he said 'Fuck me, this really is a time machine!!' ;)

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Don't feel sorry for him. He'd go along with anything: national socialism in 40s germany; the rise of Stalin; the bloke is an absolute fucking disgrace. If he came to my house and asked for a quote, I'd piss in his eyes, "THERE'S YOUR FUCKING QUOTE RYDER, HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW BITCH?"

Thomson House were prepared to be critical of FMA right up until the club banned the Sunday Sun from SJP. Since then they’ve been a bunch of arse lickers. You can’t blame them, without their football coverage circulation would drop significantly. Ryder is the patsy who has to put his name to a shit scared editorial policy.

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From his Rage Against The Machine shite ;)

 

"My observations of the squad going into the new season is that there is nothing more than the usual pre-season apprehension going into a new season."

 

Definitely start bothering to post like .

 

Add to the 1-11 that do.

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"A midfield of Gosling, Cabaye, Tiote and Marveaux on paper poses the question, would Barton be guaranteed a start?"

 

I honestly think the Iraqi Information Minister had a greater sense of realism than this ultimate buffoon. If I was Paul Robertson I'd give him his notice, it is probably the worst piece of journalism, and the worst sentence in the history of Thomson Hoose. I'm past staggered by this sentence. Fucking half the top 6 are after him and he's suggesting that largely unproven new comers would command their place before our current POTS. Fucking what a cunt. Anyone that denies he's in their pocket is a mug, but no where near as big a mug as he is.

 

If he hadnt wangled a way out of the club a year early I think its highly unlikely he wouldve started v Arsenal and reading that I think Ryder may have been party to this information...I thought it might be Vuckic taking his place but but it could just have easily been Gosling.

 

Btw That fucker Adrian Durham on Talksport was quoting the Chron verbatum this afternoon......no wonder people talk shite about NUFC if all they have to go on is listening to that fuckin clown.

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Don't feel sorry for him. He'd go along with anything: national socialism in 40s germany; the rise of Stalin; the bloke is an absolute fucking disgrace. If he came to my house and asked for a quote, I'd piss in his eyes, "THERE'S YOUR FUCKING QUOTE RYDER, HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW BITCH?"

Thomson House were prepared to be critical of FMA right up until the club banned the Sunday Sun from SJP. Since then they’ve been a bunch of arse lickers. You can’t blame them, without their football coverage circulation would drop significantly. Ryder is the patsy who has to put his name to a shit scared editorial policy.

I would still argue that the Ronnie should be holding the cards in that. A newspaper can do much more damage than a couple of wideboy chancers and so what if they dont go to the press conferences or have a seat in the press box. Ryder gets all his stories from twitter/facebook anyway.

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As someone who studied journalism and has struggled unsuccessfully for a few years to secure a job in the industry it really fucks me off he's being paid to rewrite the quotes fed to him on high. I bet I've won more awards* than that arsewipe too.

 

*A bottle of champagne from the Times and a trip to the British Grand Prix from Red Bull count, right?

It was you that came to mind earlier on tbh, cos I was thinking that someone like you could make a proper fist of the job and make it something worth reading. Instead we get this fucking hat-sniffer machine gunning sentences at us.

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Don't feel sorry for him. He'd go along with anything: national socialism in 40s germany; the rise of Stalin; the bloke is an absolute fucking disgrace. If he came to my house and asked for a quote, I'd piss in his eyes, "THERE'S YOUR FUCKING QUOTE RYDER, HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW BITCH?"

Thomson House were prepared to be critical of FMA right up until the club banned the Sunday Sun from SJP. Since then they’ve been a bunch of arse lickers. You can’t blame them, without their football coverage circulation would drop significantly. Ryder is the patsy who has to put his name to a shit scared editorial policy.

I would still argue that the Ronnie should be holding the cards in that. A newspaper can do much more damage than a couple of wideboy chancers and so what if they dont go to the press conferences or have a seat in the press box. Ryder gets all his stories from twitter/facebook anyway.

There’s been rumours the EC is going to the wall, which if true puts them in a very difficult position on this matter. What they can’t do is to go to war with FMA (for that’s what it would become) on their own. It would need a co-ordinated effort form all the ‘opinion’ setters backed up by a real commitment to hold FMA to account by the supporters. Unfortunately, recent history has shown the supporters don’t have the stomach for a fight.

 

It’s all bollocks. Even most the supporters who back the austerity measures think FMA is a cunt. I can only see one future and that’s a slow and painful decline in the club’s status with FMA fucking off when he’s completely fucked us over.

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He's an absolutely shit journalist regardless of whether he is in a difficult position or not.

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He's not even a journalist. As I pointed out to him in my as yet unpublished comments on his blog.

I agree, there was more signs of journalism in Top Tips in The Viz in the 80's than his daily musings. That video Ewerk put up ;) am not saying I speak in RP, but this cunt he says "ye knaa worramean thurr Alan" about three times, you think he'd be trying to show signs of insight, intelligence and being articulate given his position. Oh dear.

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I hope he does read this site btw.

Here man, he's probably got a user name. Mind when Oliver was getting a slating on here, and it was worse here than the other toon sites, he came out and said I've been criticised on the various fan forums, so I'm told, who do you think will have told him? He'll be viewing this site right now, I'd put money on it. He'll have google chrome open on his desk one page with 5 tabs at the top, toontastic, his twitter page, cwarr07's twitter page, facebook and some wiki page filling in his footballing knowledge as he writes.

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I hope he does read this site btw.

Here man, he's probably got a user name. Mind when Oliver was getting a slating on here, and it was worse here than the other toon sites, he came out and said I've been criticised on the various fan forums, so I'm told, who do you think will have told him? He'll be viewing this site right now, I'd put money on it. He'll have google chrome open on his desk one page with 5 tabs at the top, toontastic, his twitter page, cwarr07's twitter page, facebook and some wiki page filling in his footballing knowledge as he writes.

;) Funny and quite possibly scarily accurate.

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I hope he does read this site btw.

 

I'd like to think that folk on here have the wherewithall to bring it to his attention ;)

 

Reading the piece I referred to earlier it seems obvious he's getting hammered with his lengthy winge about abuse on Twitter and hand delivering fucking letters !?

 

The cracks are there like Lee . . .

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Simpson is clearly devastated about Barton & I imagine a lot of the other lads feel the same.

 

I reckon all the stories about morale & so on are clearly bollocks.

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Simpson is clearly devastated about Barton & I imagine a lot of the other lads feel the same.

 

I reckon all the stories about morale & so on are clearly bollocks.

You can expect a load of this propaganda coming out over the next few weeks.

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The likes of Carver, Beardsley they've all sold out which in a way is almost understandable, they want a nice job at NUFC, they have to tow the party line, but when your local paper is in on it too, and the man writing it makes DEADMAN look like fuckin Chris Hughes, I'm gonna start my man one man boycoutt of the paper.

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The likes of Carver, Beardsley they've all sold out which in a way is almost understandable, they want a nice job at NUFC, they have to tow the party line, but when your local paper is in on it too, and the man writing it makes DEADMAN look like fuckin Chris Hughes, I'm gonna start my man one man boycoutt of the paper.

I've got even less respect for them tbh, especially Pedro and, as you know, he's my all-time favourite NUFC player. It's not like he needs the money, is it?

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;)

 

I have proof he reads this board too. I can't remember what me user name was on here at the time might have been "Tuco Ramirez", the toon were playing a pre season game last year, and they had the live Chronicle tracker where Ryder updates the crack every minutes and talks to various people, you know the crack. I used my TT username on this live chronicle site, he said something ridiculous like "Shola's workrate typically phenomenal today he's really put a shift in" * he wasn't being sarcastic, and I went ye naa what it is Lee you're an embarrassment to NUFC, quick as a flash he went "Stevie it's you who's the embarrassment" which proves he reads this board or how the fuck would he have known it was me. Oliver used to read it too, proven a number of times.

 

GUILTY!!

 

Another watertight case from Columbo

 

:D

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I have proof he reads this board too. I can't remember what me user name was on here at the time might have been "Tuco Ramirez", the toon were playing a pre season game last year, and they had the live Chronicle tracker where Ryder updates the crack every minutes and talks to various people, you know the crack. I used my TT username on this live chronicle site, he said something ridiculous like "Shola's workrate typically phenomenal today he's really put a shift in" * he wasn't being sarcastic, and I went ye naa what it is Lee you're an embarrassment to NUFC, quick as a flash he went "Stevie it's you who's the embarrassment" which proves he reads this board or how the fuck would he have known it was me. Oliver used to read it too, proven a number of times.

 

GUILTY!!

 

Another watertight case from Columbo

 

:D

 

RIP Peter Falk

 

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The likes of Carver, Beardsley they've all sold out which in a way is almost understandable, they want a nice job at NUFC, they have to tow the party line, but when your local paper is in on it too, and the man writing it makes DEADMAN look like fuckin Chris Hughes, I'm gonna start my man one man boycoutt of the paper.

I've got even less respect for them tbh, especially Pedro and, as you know, he's my all-time favourite NUFC player. It's not like he needs the money, is it?

 

I thought his wife took all his money?

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