Gemmill 35532 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 "Look at that" "That's sensational" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Keys apopleptic that Scholes didn't get a penalty This is making me feel fucking nauseous tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 I'm actually fantasising about Andy Gray's face being smashed with a huge iron spade. He's got a head like a shit potato. These two are fucking ridiculous with their patter though. Here he goes like a fucking granddad on a laptop. Now fucking Scholes doing an impression of the gay kid off shameless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17077 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 I'm actually fantasising about Andy Gray's face being smashed with a huge iron spade. He's got a head like a shit potato. These two are fucking ridiculous with their patter though. Here he goes like a fucking granddad on a laptop. Now fucking Scholes doing an impression of the gay kid off shameless. Thats fucking GOLD man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20164 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 look at the hairy twat's smug face. how this fella had this job for so long is beyond me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12899 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 we had the same number of efforts on target as man u but sky would have you believe they'd been romping through us creating chances at will When that stat came up on the bottom, the confused silence was a joy. It's like they didn't know how to continue the hyperbole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35532 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 "If Sir Alex can get another couple of seasons out of him......*voice goes all dreamy*.....it would be WONderful... he's just such a pleasure to watch." Fuck you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Going on like International retirement is some kind of genius invention for Scholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6368 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 3-0, at least par for the course with our handicap. Shame we didn't get on the scoresheet we had enough chances to have done so. Smith was a waste out there, it's a shame that Guthrie wasn't available (I assume picked up some sort of knock?). I'd probably have rathered see Vuckic out there, and he surely would have been more effective at keeping posession. At least we tried to play our game against them; but sadly for us our game seems to be occassionally getting the ball into good positions and then wasting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 "Look what this guy is doing at his age" Er - what? He's got movement and awareness in abundance. You can still have that at 35. He wasn't using pace which you probably won't have at 35. Painful to listen to. I like Scholes as a player but it's a joke how he gets away with his dirty tackles (quota of at least one a game) with commentators and pundits happy to just laugh it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12899 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 I'm actually fantasising about Andy Gray's face being smashed with a huge iron spade. He's got a head like a shit potato. These two are fucking ridiculous with their patter though. Here he goes like a fucking granddad on a laptop. Now fucking Scholes doing an impression of the gay kid off shameless. Now, imagine if Rooney had played well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Keys moving towards the screen to kiss Scholes' image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 "If Sir Alex can get another couple of seasons out of him......*voice goes all dreamy*.....it would be WONderful... he's just such a pleasure to watch." Fuck you. He nearly came like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12899 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Now all we need is "Kammy" popping up to spout a cheeky "It's unbelieveable" and we've completed the Sky circle of nauseating shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cid_MCDP 0 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Andy Gray's big tactics board is literally the shittest thing I've ever seen. Him faffing about with the controls like a dog trying to operate a forklift adds at least 3 minutes on to every bit of analysis. as if it could be any more laboured. what the fuck is the point? if murdoch had any sense, he'd send these two packing into early retirement. studio set up needs sorting too. looks like some cheesy 80s quiz show Is it like a big touch screen? FSC had him using that shit all through World Cup. Invariably, he'd begin by drawing a 4-4-2 every time. I'm sitting there going, "You need a touch screen to draw a 4-4-fucking-2?" Oh, and it was shit then too. Lols. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12899 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 "If Sir Alex can get another couple of seasons out of him......*voice goes all dreamy*.....it would be WONderful... he's just such a pleasure to watch." Fuck you. he's not really a pleasure to watch since he looks like a giant fucking nik nak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Keys also standing on what looks like an early Wheel of Fortune prototype. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20164 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 I'm actually fantasising about Andy Gray's face being smashed with a huge iron spade. He's got a head like a shit potato. These two are fucking ridiculous with their patter though. Here he goes like a fucking granddad on a laptop. Now fucking Scholes doing an impression of the gay kid off shameless. Now, imagine if Rooney had played well. they were dying for a rooney hattrick weren't they? all that fawning over him the buildup. i bet gray was gutted when he went off early so he couldn't beat on off over his replay monitor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Gemmill i think he actually used the phrase 'if he can only chisel a couple of seasons out of him' poetically casting Ferguson as some sort of carpenter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Gemmill i think he actually used the phrase 'if he can only chisel a couple of seasons out of him' poetically casting Ferguson as some sort of carpenter. Like Neville in Auf Wiedersehen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Was going to say all this technology Sky brought into the studio is a waste of money but then they one upped themselves with an advert for yet another pop idol talent show travesty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35532 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Gemmill i think he actually used the phrase 'if he can only chisel a couple of seasons out of him' poetically casting Ferguson as some sort of carpenter. Aye he did. Probably picturing Scholes as Michelangelo's David but with a foot long ginger cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17077 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 "He looks fit as ever" Its the first game of the fucking season you stupid twunts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Ferguson mortal again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Was going to say all this technology Sky brought into the studio is a waste of money but then they one upped themselves with an advert for yet another pop idol talent show travesty. Saved themselves with Karl Pilkington's travel show though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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