if you heard a joke today, post it

[Sonatine 12345]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

My cousin went to the City Baths at the weekend and saw this canny boiler smiling at him..  So he goes over to her and says;

'Alreet Pet, are ye flirtin?'

'Nah Pet, I'm on me tiptoes'

 

[Howmanheyman 38170]

On 23/04/2025 at 13:37, wykikitoon said:

My cousin went to the City Baths at the weekend and saw this canny boiler smiling at him..  So he goes over to her and says;

'Alreet Pet, are ye flirtin?'

'Nah Pet, I'm on me tiptoes'

 

 

On 23/04/2025 at 14:54, Alex said:

That’s older than me. Probably older than me dad  

 

Here's another one then...

 

A sparkie gets a call out jerb in an Ashington working men's clurb. He walks in and asks the steward, 'where's the mains, mate?' bar steward replies, 'through them doors on the right, next to the ladies.'

[RobinRobin 13020]

4 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

Here's another one then...

 

A sparkie gets a call out jerb in an Ashington working men's clurb. He walks in and asks the steward, 'where's the mains, mate?' bar steward replies, 'through them doors on the right, next to the ladies.'

[Christmas Tree 5466]

[Monkeys Fist 46605]

[RobinRobin 13020]

3 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

[AgentAxeman 334]

Apparently Indian fighter jets have dropped 500 onion bhajis and 1000 pakora on Pakistan earlier today.....

 

 

 

......and that's just for starters.....

[Monkeys Fist 46605]

1 hour ago, AgentAxeman said:

and that's just for starters

Bomb Bay Duck, anyone? 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15202]

11 hours ago, AgentAxeman said:

Apparently Indian fighter jets have dropped 500 onion bhajis and 1000 pakora on Pakistan earlier today.....

 

 

 

......and that's just for starters.....

I shouldn’t laugh but I’ve been cracking up at this all day