Sonatine 12495 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: My cousin went to the City Baths at the weekend and saw this canny boiler smiling at him.. So he goes over to her and says; 'Alreet Pet, are ye flirtin?' 'Nah Pet, I'm on me tiptoes' 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38729 Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 On 23/04/2025 at 13:37, wykikitoon said: My cousin went to the City Baths at the weekend and saw this canny boiler smiling at him.. So he goes over to her and says; 'Alreet Pet, are ye flirtin?' 'Nah Pet, I'm on me tiptoes' On 23/04/2025 at 14:54, Alex said: That’s older than me. Probably older than me dad Here's another one then... A sparkie gets a call out jerb in an Ashington working men's clurb. He walks in and asks the steward, 'where's the mains, mate?' bar steward replies, 'through them doors on the right, next to the ladies.' 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13221 Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 4 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Here's another one then... A sparkie gets a call out jerb in an Ashington working men's clurb. He walks in and asks the steward, 'where's the mains, mate?' bar steward replies, 'through them doors on the right, next to the ladies.' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AgentAxeman 357 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 Apparently Indian fighter jets have dropped 500 onion bhajis and 1000 pakora on Pakistan earlier today..... ......and that's just for starters..... 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47085 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 1 hour ago, AgentAxeman said: and that's just for starters Bomb Bay Duck, anyone? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15441 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 11 hours ago, AgentAxeman said: Apparently Indian fighter jets have dropped 500 onion bhajis and 1000 pakora on Pakistan earlier today..... ......and that's just for starters..... I shouldn’t laugh but I’ve been cracking up at this all day 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24305 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJltt3FM72A/?igsh=OTE5ZWR2YnRvcDI0 Gemmill is Peter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 5091 Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 I pushed a Chinese guy down the stairs yesterday. It was Wong on so many levels. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20172 Posted yesterday at 18:53 Share Posted yesterday at 18:53 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47085 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago I’ve a shit few days, then when I got home I found that someone had ripped the first and last ten pages or so from the 100yr old family dictionary. It just went from bad to worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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