Howmanheyman 26982 Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 31 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’d drink a glass of milk every night before bed, but I’d get these weird nightmares where I had no feet and was stuck in a nest of giant, social insects ( like termites). Turns out I had Lack Toes n’ Taller Ants. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19841 Posted April 6 Author Share Posted April 6 30 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’d drink a glass of milk every night before bed, but I’d get these weird nightmares where I had no feet and was stuck in a nest of giant, social insects ( like termites). Turns out I had Lack Toes n’ Taller Ants. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19841 Posted April 6 Author Share Posted April 6 I went to shops the other day. They were charging £10 per strip of Velcro What a rip off 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26982 Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: I went to shops the other day. They were charging £10 per strip of Velcro What a rip off 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26484 Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: I went to shops the other day. They were charging £10 per strip of Velcro What a rip off £10? I’d have tore a strip off them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14069 Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: I went to shops the other day. They were charging £10 per strip of Velcro What affix 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2148 Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 4 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: I went to shops the other day. They were charging £10 per strip of Velcro What a rip off The inventor of Velcro died today. RIP 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10007 Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2148 Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 My dog swallowed a load of Scrabble tiles last night so I took him to the vet. No word yet. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19841 Posted April 9 Author Share Posted April 9 16 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: My dog swallowed a load of Scrabble tiles last night so I took him to the vet. No word yet. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4897 Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 19 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: My dog swallowed a load of Scrabble tiles last night so I took him to the vet. No word yet. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10007 Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 28 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: My dog swallowed a load of Scrabble tiles last night so I took him to the vet. No word yet. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34635 Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 50 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: My dog swallowed a load of Scrabble tiles last night so I took him to the vet. No word yet. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5563 Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 1 hour ago, Tdansmith said: My dog swallowed a load of Scrabble tiles last night so I took him to the vet. No word yet. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26484 Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 This is a story to inspire you to reach for your dreams and never ever give up... A few years ago my mate's missus came a close second in the Miss Newcastle 2019 competition. Later that year she was beset by a long period of bad luck. She suffered years of drug and alcohol abuse and a series of eating disorders. She lost a leg and needed facial reconstruction surgery after a road traffic accident. Later, she suffered 90% burns in a factory fire. Several of her teeth were knocked out and an eye gouged in a fight outside a KFC Take Away. The stress caused severe hair loss and facial warts, but she never stopped believing. And then finally, last month... She was crowned Miss Sunderland 2024. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5563 Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 1 minute ago, ewerk said: This is a story to inspire you to reach for your dreams and never ever give up... A few years ago my mate's missus came a close second in the Miss Newcastle 2019 competition. Later that year she was beset by a long period of bad luck. She suffered years of drug and alcohol abuse and a series of eating disorders. She lost a leg and needed facial reconstruction surgery after a road traffic accident. Later, she suffered 90% burns in a factory fire. Several of her teeth were knocked out and an eye gouged in a fight outside a KFC Take Away. The stress caused severe hair loss and facial warts, but she never stopped believing. And then finally, last month... She was crowned Miss Sunderland 2024. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16734 Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 1 hour ago, ewerk said: This is a story to inspire you to reach for your dreams and never ever give up... A few years ago my mate's missus came a close second in the Miss Newcastle 2019 competition. Later that year she was beset by a long period of bad luck. She suffered years of drug and alcohol abuse and a series of eating disorders. She lost a leg and needed facial reconstruction surgery after a road traffic accident. Later, she suffered 90% burns in a factory fire. Several of her teeth were knocked out and an eye gouged in a fight outside a KFC Take Away. The stress caused severe hair loss and facial warts, but she never stopped believing. And then finally, last month... She was crowned Miss Sunderland 2024. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16734 Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 A man and a women were trapped in a lift. After about twenty minutes the bloke turned around to the women and said; 'Excuse me, can I smell your vagina?' The women is shocked and disgusted, 'No you cant!' 'Must be your feet then' said the man. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5563 Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 5 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: A man and a women were trapped in a lift. After about twenty minutes the bloke turned around to the women and said; 'Excuse me, can I smell your vagina?' The women is shocked and disgusted, 'No you cant!' 'Must be your feet then' said the man. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2148 Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 1 hour ago, ewerk said: This is a story to inspire you to reach for your dreams and never ever give up... A few years ago my mate's missus came a close second in the Miss Newcastle 2019 competition. Later that year she was beset by a long period of bad luck. She suffered years of drug and alcohol abuse and a series of eating disorders. She lost a leg and needed facial reconstruction surgery after a road traffic accident. Later, she suffered 90% burns in a factory fire. Several of her teeth were knocked out and an eye gouged in a fight outside a KFC Take Away. The stress caused severe hair loss and facial warts, but she never stopped believing. And then finally, last month... She was crowned Miss Sunderland 2024. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9250 Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 1 hour ago, Tdansmith said: 2nd and 3rd? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9250 Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: A man and a women were trapped in a lift. After about twenty minutes the bloke turned around to the women and said; 'Excuse me, can I smell your vagina?' The women is shocked and disgusted, 'No you cant!' 'Must be your feet then' said the man. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26484 Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 5 minutes ago, RobinRobin said: 2nd and 3rd? Miss Sunderland 2022 and 2023 right there. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10007 Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: A man and a women were trapped in a lift. After about twenty minutes the bloke turned around to the women and said; 'Excuse me, can I smell your vagina?' The women is shocked and disgusted, 'No you cant!' 'Must be your feet then' said the man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38842 Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 I was sitting on a bench having my bait the other when this old dear came and sat down with her chihuahua. It kept jumping up at my ankles, begging for some tasty morsels, so I turned to the old biddy and said “ Is it ok if I throw your wee dog a bit?” ” Of course, yes” she said. So picked the little rat up and chucked it in to the traffic. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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