Christmas Tree 4003 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 quick rip before the jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted November 26, 2010 Author Share Posted November 26, 2010 Right then...... Bernard Mathews has dies today aged 80, The funeral will be held next week at norfolk crematorium, 11am, gasmark 6 for 3 hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Glad I checked to see if this thread was here before I posted it myself. Would have looked a right prize turkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39127 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 BootifulCoffin mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 (edited) Did his legs break under his own weight, the shock of which induced a heart attack? Edited November 26, 2010 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20102 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 matthews was a fowl character by all accounts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14135 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Crumbs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted November 26, 2010 Author Share Posted November 26, 2010 Family are said to be gutted at the poultry inheritance he left them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Crumbs! Brown bread ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39127 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Minutes silence from the Dippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkinpants 0 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Alan Partridge came out with a good line about Bernard Matthews last week (before he died) skip to 8 mins 30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Minutes silence from the Dippers. Turkey Dippers no less Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Twitter amass with people telling people to re-release his song in tribute (albeit adapted slightly)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 I dont know how you can all make fun of Bernard Matthews. Im still in shock, Its really knocked the stuffing out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39127 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 His will left specific instructions for his cremation Ensure he's thoroughly defrosted, then cook at Gas mark 600 til the juices run clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 His will left specific instructions for his cremationEnsure he's thoroughly defrosted, then cook at Gas mark 600 til the juices run clear. ....remembering to stick an onion up his arse first Oh yeah, and RIP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted November 26, 2010 Author Share Posted November 26, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39127 Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 The fact he died on Thanskgiving day Irony, I love thee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 RIP Bernard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 RIP Bernard Matthews Best Before: 26-11-10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2931 Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 RIP Bernard Matthews Best Before: 26-11-10 I think you'll find he was marked with a Use By 27/11/10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12866 Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 All of these jokes are bad taste. Much like his chicken dippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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