Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Fuck it--I'm going on incapacity, don't know the cause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5908 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 That was on page 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5908 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 That was on page 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Up to 240 people in each borough have claimed either incapacity benefit or severe disablement allowance due to drink dependency. Each could be picking up between £51 and £84-a-week in state handouts funded by taxpayers. Read more: http://www.expressandstar.com/latest/2009/.../#ixzz1WWUM23Ct There ye are.  I've heard people on saying if you're a registered alcoholic the dole give you an extra £100 a week for drink.  Oh aye spot on Stevie  Incapacity benefit isn't some new fangled drunks allowance. I think the Sun might have had a front page headline by now if drunks got paid extra purely to buy more drink.  "you jewish cunt! "  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 is that real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13846 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011  'Pain' how vague is that? Not as vague as unknown causes  I missed that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Is this the matrix? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 There's a couple on here who could make a strong case for neurotic disorders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Does penis envy count? I'm only packing 6 inches, makes me insecure with so many whoppers on here. j69 and chez have a combined length of 25 inches, measuring from the forehead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 There's a couple on here who could make a strong case for neurotic disorders. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4855 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Does penis envy count? I'm only packing 6 inches, makes me insecure with so many whoppers on here. j69 and chez have a combined length of 25 inches, measuring from the forehead  Apparently your knob gets bigger the less you drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 KSA: 6 on the soft or 6 at full mast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13846 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 There's a couple on here who could make a strong case for neurotic disorders. Â There's more than a couple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4855 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 KSA: 6 on the soft or 6 at full mast? Â According to that Sex Education show i've been wanking over watching recently the average erect dong is 5-7 inches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 KSA: 6 on the soft or 6 at full mast?  According to that Sex Education show i've been wanking over watching recently the average erect dong is 5-7 inches  That's quite a range.  Wahey!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Think something like that is true alex, where we used to live in Whitley the son next door (fat cunt, 40s, stupid cunt) was on the dole and me mother reckoned he got extra money off the dole for it. Parents eventually moved out as there was radgies, alkies and all sorts hanging out in the back lane drinking all day. Pissed me right off as our family had been in that house since the early 50s. I knew alkies got extra money. j69 0 Steve 3 today like. Just as well it's injury time now.  Except they dont. Despite what Chez's mother says  Not all of them, but some do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Does penis envy count? I'm only packing 6 inches, makes me insecure with so many whoppers on here. j69 and chez have a combined length of 25 inches, measuring from the forehead Bald and a small cock? Lay off the drink otherwise you'll not get a sniff of fanny once you're my age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Think something like that is true alex, where we used to live in Whitley the son next door (fat cunt, 40s, stupid cunt) was on the dole and me mother reckoned he got extra money off the dole for it. Parents eventually moved out as there was radgies, alkies and all sorts hanging out in the back lane drinking all day. Pissed me right off as our family had been in that house since the early 50s. I knew alkies got extra money. j69 0 Steve 3 today like. Just as well it's injury time now.  Except they dont. Despite what Chez's mother says  Not all of them, but some do.  The ones that take their bottles back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 6 on the soft, with shrinkage like, I'd just got out of an ice bath when I measured it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Does penis envy count? I'm only packing 6 inches, makes me insecure with so many whoppers on here. j69 and chez have a combined length of 25 inches, measuring from the forehead Bald and a small cock? Lay off the drink otherwise you'll not get a sniff of fanny once you're my age. Â Your wife not giving it up after the menopause? I think you're projecting your lack of clunge there. Not to worry, I've got an ample cock, espcially with my cunnilingus skills I could get by without one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4855 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Does penis envy count? I'm only packing 6 inches, makes me insecure with so many whoppers on here. j69 and chez have a combined length of 25 inches, measuring from the forehead Bald and a small cock? Lay off the drink otherwise you'll not get a sniff of fanny once you're my age. Â Your wife not giving it up after the menopause? I think you're projecting your lack of clunge there. Not to worry, I've got an ample cock, espcially with my cunnilingus skills I could get by without one. Â You're addicted to fanny munching sonna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Does penis envy count? I'm only packing 6 inches, makes me insecure with so many whoppers on here. j69 and chez have a combined length of 25 inches, measuring from the forehead Bald and a small cock? Lay off the drink otherwise you'll not get a sniff of fanny once you're my age. Â Your wife not giving it up after the menopause? I think you're projecting your lack of clunge there. Not to worry, I've got an ample cock, espcially with my cunnilingus skills I could get by without one. She's 7 years younger than me. Like a mouse's ear if you must ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Did the nippa come out her arse or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Happy 19th birthday tomorrow btw Chez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Did the nippa come out her arse or something? Caesarean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now