Tooj 17 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Quite looking forward to when I can legally fuck someone half my age It's still not legal if you drug them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3643 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 When you start paying for your kids driving lessons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5068 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Where is good for sit-down pub in the Toon these days? Or is it just worth going to somewhere like Osbourne Road. Â I'm coming up this weekend with my best mate (who is a Wolves fan) and wouldnt mind just a few pints and a sit down ( ) in the evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 .....You start making noises when getting up out of a chair .....You listen to radio 2 instead of radio 1. .... Your joints start creaking and clicking .....You enjoy watching Countryfile .....You'd rather go for a walk and a quiet drink than into town clubbing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 I admit I make noises IN the chair but so far have escaped the others..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 You can't shoot your bolt as far as you used to be able to unless you're especially vexed. :icon_lol: Â On the bus back from the Barnsley away game last year, an owld fogie came out with the saying to his mate "When i used to shoot me i could hit that sign ower there from here, noo it just comes oot in clusterbombs" Â Friggin Clusterbombs! I divn't wanna get old, if thats what happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 You need to start planning for your 18th birthday.You realise you have 3 weeks left of school ever. You need to think about uni. You need to send away for a provisional driving licence. Â Feeling it more so than usual today, for obvious reasons. Â K-Dogg's post set me thinking: Â I've had a driving licence longer than he's been alive I've got a hi-fi that's older than he is I've got a house plant that's older than he is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35538 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Where is good for sit-down pub in the Toon these days? Or is it just worth going to somewhere like Osbourne Road. I'm coming up this weekend with my best mate (who is a Wolves fan) and wouldnt mind just a few pints and a sit down ( ) in the evening. Go to the Bridge. Proper old bloke's pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 When some cocky little shit who looks about 12 calls you "love" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35538 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 When some cocky little shit who looks about 12 calls you "love" My mate did that when we were at school. His sister's fella was a white van man and he used to hang around with him and hero worship him, so he used to copy the stuff he did. We went to this greasy spoon cafe for bacon sarnies in our school uniforms. The wife behind the counter had forearms like popeye, covered in tattoos and she was not for messing with. The look she gave him when he asked for a "bacon sandwich, love" in his school clobber was beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted April 1, 2011 Author Share Posted April 1, 2011 When some cocky little shit who looks about 12 calls you "love" My mate did that when we were at school. His sister's fella was a white van man and he used to hang around with him and hero worship him, so he used to copy the stuff he did. We went to this greasy spoon cafe for bacon sarnies in our school uniforms. The wife behind the counter had forearms like popeye, covered in tattoos and she was not for messing with. The look she gave him when he asked for a "bacon sandwich, love" in his school clobber was beautiful. I've done it for years and years from childhood replacing love with pet. "Mince pie please pet" 11 year old to some old Hilda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 When some cocky little shit who looks about 12 calls you "love" My mate did that when we were at school. His sister's fella was a white van man and he used to hang around with him and hero worship him, so he used to copy the stuff he did. We went to this greasy spoon cafe for bacon sarnies in our school uniforms. The wife behind the counter had forearms like popeye, covered in tattoos and she was not for messing with. The look she gave him when he asked for a "bacon sandwich, love" in his school clobber was beautiful. Â I would have sabotaged the bacon sandwich! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 When some cocky little shit who looks about 12 calls you "love" My mate did that when we were at school. His sister's fella was a white van man and he used to hang around with him and hero worship him, so he used to copy the stuff he did. We went to this greasy spoon cafe for bacon sarnies in our school uniforms. The wife behind the counter had forearms like popeye, covered in tattoos and she was not for messing with. The look she gave him when he asked for a "bacon sandwich, love" in his school clobber was beautiful. Â I would have sabotaged the bacon sandwich! Â I wouldn't think too much into it, babe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12899 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Has anyone ever called a lass "mate" or "pal" before? I done it but she was a bus driver so that's alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 You are too 'ard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 When some cocky little shit who looks about 12 calls you "love" My mate did that when we were at school. His sister's fella was a white van man and he used to hang around with him and hero worship him, so he used to copy the stuff he did. We went to this greasy spoon cafe for bacon sarnies in our school uniforms. The wife behind the counter had forearms like popeye, covered in tattoos and she was not for messing with. The look she gave him when he asked for a "bacon sandwich, love" in his school clobber was beautiful. Â I would have sabotaged the bacon sandwich! Â I wouldn't think too much into it, babe. Â Pipe down, sonny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12899 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 You are too 'ard. Â Soz, jackanory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 When some cocky little shit who looks about 12 calls you "love" My mate did that when we were at school. His sister's fella was a white van man and he used to hang around with him and hero worship him, so he used to copy the stuff he did. We went to this greasy spoon cafe for bacon sarnies in our school uniforms. The wife behind the counter had forearms like popeye, covered in tattoos and she was not for messing with. The look she gave him when he asked for a "bacon sandwich, love" in his school clobber was beautiful. Â I would have sabotaged the bacon sandwich! Â I wouldn't think too much into it, babe. Â Pipe down, sonny. Â you know your getting old when you say sonny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27572 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 When an old song you like comes on the radio and you sing along and say the immortal lines to your bairns, "see? thats proper music, that." Â Â Thats when you know you are turning into your Dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 When some cocky little shit who looks about 12 calls you "love" Â you missed the chance of a toyboy there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted April 1, 2011 Author Share Posted April 1, 2011 Has anyone ever called a lass "mate" or "pal" before? I done it but she was a bus driver so that's alright. In London they do it reguarly. Only time I've done it is when I thought a lass was a bloke, and had to look three times to realise my mistake. Done it a lot on buses. Cheers mate....a mean p p pet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35538 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Worse is when a lass calls a bloke mate. I immediately assume she's a vagetarian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Blokes (straight ones) call each other love sometimes in West Yorkshire. That's a bit not right imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4010 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Worse is when a lass calls a bloke mate. I immediately assume she's a vagetarian. Â We do actually have a dyke receptionist who does that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted April 1, 2011 Author Share Posted April 1, 2011 Worse is when a lass calls a bloke mate. I immediately assume she's a vagetarian. Aye even worse than that is when a lass calls you "pal". Nearly always aggressive common types. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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