Jan 0 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13...inth-child.html I can easily stop he reproducing more with two house bricks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Thank God I don't ay UK taxes anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 As Britain's most feckless father, Keith MacDonald has done almost everything he can to escape responsibility for his eight children by eight women.But just when many thought the jobless layabout could stoop no lower, he posed as a friend to announce his own death by text. With a ninth child on the way, the binman's son was desperate to avoid paying out any more than the £5 a week he currently gives towards each of his other children. He sent a text message to his pregnant former girlfriend Clare Bryant, 22, telling her: 'Keith is dead.' Miss Bryant, who already has a one-year-old daughter by MacDonald, rang his mobile phone, but there was no answer. She then called the local hospitals and the police, but to no avail. Two weeks passed before Miss Bryant found out that 25-year-old MacDonald was, in fact, alive and well. He sent her a message to apologise and told her that he wanted to 'get away from his life'. Last night an unrepentant MacDonald admitted that he had pretended to be dead, saying: 'I get so much hassle from everybody.' He then tried to blame Miss Bryant for starting the rumour. 'It all came from Clare, she started it off. I thought I may as well just go along with it.' MacDonald, who is paid £44 a week in income support and has never held down a permanent job, denies fathering all but one of his children on the grounds that they have different hair colour from him. Baby trail: MacDonald, 25, with Becky Wright who gave birth to his latest child, Clio, just four weeks ago It is claimed that he may have fathered up to 15 children, by 14 mothers. MacDonald, who met the majority of his conquests at bus stops, currently spends most of his benefits on lager and fruit machines. Despite his growing family, MacDonald, of Washington, Tyne and Wear, refuses to have a vasectomy. The growing bill to the taxpayer for his children could hit £1.5million by the time they all reach 18. The figure does not include education, NHS costs or any other public services. Last night Miss Bryant, of Houghton-le-Spring, Tyne and Wear, said: 'I went through hell, I didn't know what to think. What sort of sick person pretends to have died?' Pregnant again: Clare Bryant, who received the fake death text from MacDonald, is expecting her second child by him She says she was first told of his 'death' in a text from his phone on March 27, purporting to be from his flatmate, which read: 'Here, its Jason, just tho I would Tel u keith is dead he went on friday.' 'I was worried,' said Miss Bryant, whose baby is due on May 3. 'I was getting messages from Keith's Facebook page from someone saying she was his sister, Kim. 'The messages said Keith had died at his girlfriend's house on Friday night. I got in touch with the police and the hospitals but nobody could tell me anything.' Two weeks later MacDonald contacted her and admitted the scam. 'I got this text from him asking me to be friends with him on BlackBerry Messenger,' said Miss Bryant. 'I replied asking him what on earth he thought he was doing. 'He eventually admitted what he had done, said sorry and that he had wanted to get away from his life. 'I told him it was the life he had built for himself. I am so angry, I don't want to have anything more to do with him. What he has done is beyond belief.' MacDonald boasts that he has slept with more than 40 women. He first became a father at the age of 15. Miss Bryant gave birth to his eighth child, Paige, last April. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13...l#ixzz1JZqAze2h The state of him and not mention those two lasses. It's easy to be snobby about this type of thing but there is an underclass in our society and they're more prevalent than anywhere in Wearside, you really have to laugh. Those 14 kids have a very small chance of being anything other than bamps, it's a sad cycle, which my mate in the OB sees every day in the police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 'Here, its Jason, just tho I would Tel u keith is dead he went on friday.' :razz: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39194 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 (edited) MacDonald, who met the majority of his conquests at bus stops Thread merge btw , think of the database http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=893667 Edited April 15, 2011 by Monkeys Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 The women who go with him are just as bad tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 MacDonald, who met the majority of his conquests at bus stops Thread merge btw , think of the database http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=893667 Aye merge the threads Tom. I donno why I always ask Tom like. Mackems man is a better title too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Merged. I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 If you've wandered around the Galleries for any length of time you'd notice that Keith is quite a looker compared to most other blokes in Washington. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39194 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Merged. I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39194 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Mrs.Fist runs into useless twats like Macdonald every day in her line of work. This bloke is not unusual and far from the worst Mrs.F has experienced....... which i find depressing as feck. Sweden and others had the right idea, wrong implementation. Lop em off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Mrs.Fist runs into useless twats like Macdonald every day in her line of work. This bloke is not unusual and far from the worst Mrs.F has experienced....... which i find depressing as feck. Sweden and others had the right idea, wrong implementation. Lop em off! I don't want to sound like a snob, cos am as geordie as the next bloke, but I was sheltered from total and utter charva's when I was growing up, even my cider in the park crack didn't last long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 FFS if his sperm is that determined to take seed in women's eggs, why the fuck isn't the clueless twat selling it to all those desperate but unable to conceive mothers - oh yeah genetics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 MacDonald, who met the majority of his conquests at bus stops Thread merge btw , think of the database http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=893667 I was going to pull out the same quote but I thought I'd better check no-one else had first. You neglected to include the equally hilarious/depressing line: MacDonald, who met the majority of his conquests at bus stops, currently spends most of his benefits on lager and fruit machines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeForce 0 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 aye sammy but who would want to make a kid off his sperm. The world would be a better place if he had actually died. Harsh but true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26857 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Becky Wright who gave birth to his latest child, Clio FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Becky Wright who gave birth to his latest child, Clio FFS. I noticed that So dense. There's another piece in the Times about this one of his other kids is called "Megane". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 aye sammy but who would want to make a kid off his sperm. The world would be a better place if he had actually died. Harsh but true Oh yeah, GENETICS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 btw I bet he supports Man U Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 (edited) Looks like he's wearing a toon top in the pic of him, it looks like the one that we had when Kluivert was here think we wore it where we beat Chelsea and Kluivert scored a header. Total scumbag btw and all those women are thick as fuck in all especially the one having a 2nd with him not really got grounds for complaint does she edit; looks like this one http://www.oldfootballshirts.com/img/shirt...hirt_3459_1.jpg Edited April 15, 2011 by Barton7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Eyebrows at a premium over there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Jeremy Kyle should cut his bollocks off with an envelope. The girls are complete mongs too, as he is clearly the worst kind of unemployed person who fathers kids and then runs off. Once is bad enough, but 9 times?? Surely the thick bitches round there would work out he's bad news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Looks like he's wearing a toon top in the pic of him, it looks like the one that we had when Kluivert was here think we wore it where we beat Chelsea and Kluivert scored a header.Total scumbag btw and all those women are thick as fuck in all especially the one having a 2nd with him not really got grounds for complaint does she edit; looks like this one http://www.oldfootballshirts.com/img/shirt...hirt_3459_1.jpg She's probably thinking I'm from Houghton Le Spring, my belly is twice the size of my tits, who else is going to shag me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Is it just me or is that baby a genetic mix up of................. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan 0 Posted April 15, 2011 Author Share Posted April 15, 2011 Its a very scary world out there. People who plan children have one or two because that's all they can afford. While other shell them like peas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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