Monkeys Fist 38559 Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 I never swear in front of the laydeez, however, my parrot..... thats a parrot with a mind of his own Unlike most other birds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 I remember going to work with my dad when I was 17, went on site down in London and from the moment he stepped onto site until the point we left it every other word he uttered was fuck, c***, twat or wanker. Totally surprised me as Id never heard him say anything like that before. he had the logic that "industrial language" was for the workplace and still does. Mind his inherent racism is a different matter altogether. It's that generation man. They're not so much prejudiced they just don't like anyone who's not English. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38559 Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 I remember going to work with my dad when I was 17, went on site down in London and from the moment he stepped onto site until the point we left it every other word he uttered was fuck, c***, twat or wanker. Totally surprised me as Id never heard him say anything like that before. he had the logic that "industrial language" was for the workplace and still does. Mind his inherent racism is a different matter altogether. It's that generation man. They're not so much prejudiced they just don't like anyone who's not English. They're not so much vegetarians, they just don't eat meat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Divn't usually swear much mesel, only really in mates company when theyre talking Bull, I band about the old "Wey f*ck off man" but thats about it, i divn't see it as a necessity and i'm not a lover of typing out swearwords either i just usually hoy in some random word here and there And i see the C word as a big no-no Basically i'm just a massive pansie when it comes to swearing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5887 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Rarely swear in front of my parents, grandparents or in-laws. Usually keep the Fucks and Cunts to a minimum in front of anyone but friends too. Call me old fashioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 "Which one of you is Simon Bird?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 I'm sure most of us have done much worse things in front of women, and behind them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8949 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 I don't think I swear a lot, but I try to tone it down around girls, but (like Stevie) I hate hearing a word using the C word. I'm sure I swear more around certain groups of lads, but around girls I'm too busy trying to seem charming to swear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 I'm sure most of us have done much worse things in front of women, and behind them. Wor lass swears like a trooper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted June 10, 2011 Author Share Posted June 10, 2011 I don't think I swear a lot, but I try to tone it down around girls, but (like Stevie) I hate hearing a word using the C word. I'm sure I swear more around certain groups of lads, but around girls I'm too busy trying to seem charming to swear. but do you succeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 I used to live in a house with a girl and two guys. After a couple of months our respective girlfriends all started to have a go at us because we swearing much more than before - and it was all down to Donna, who swore like Scottish squaddie who'd hit his thumb with a hammer. Apparently after a typical foul mouthed tirade one of her workmates asked "do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" Donna replied "yeah, and I suck my boyfriend's cock with it too!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8949 Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 I don't think I swear a lot, but I try to tone it down around girls, but (like Stevie) I hate hearing a word using the C word. I'm sure I swear more around certain groups of lads, but around girls I'm too busy trying to seem charming to swear. but do you succeed Ask your daughter (in all seriousness, I do ok ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4814 Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Most of the girls in the office swear more than the blokes. Times have changed. I blame Sara Cox/Zoe Ball and the ladette culture. They'll be farting in public in 10 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 I swear far too much, can never help myself though, it just comes out. The only people I don't swear in front of are my mam and gran, though a few have slipped out in my mam's presence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Yes I swear but I wouldn't swear in front of the bairn or my grandparents, say. My mam never swore in front of us (other than saying "bloody hell") but dad did and still does. I was out with my dad last night and we have an absolute scream when we're all out together (dad, brother, me and my other half) ad we can put the world to rights with a good bitching session which can occasionally involve some bad language. It's common knowledge that I hate the c-word and I don't ever use it. My dad used it once in front of me and I went mad. Funny story - I was watching a Newcastle match at my mams house last year and my grandparents were watching too. My 85 year-old grandma who is very Catholic but very open-minded had been watching the crappy first half and as the teams were going down the tunnel said "Well they all deserve a good bollocking at half-time because that was dreadful" I was shocked and impressed all at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38559 Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 https://www.sciencefocus.com/the-human-body/why-swearing-makes-you-feel-better/?utm_campaign=Why+does+swearing+feel+so+good%3F&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=AppleNews “volunteers displayed stronger handgrip strength when they swore during the test.” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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