Dr Gloom 19824 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Agree with Parky. You've got to view the whole situation as an opportunity. The one good thing to come out of losing the love of a good woman is gaing the love of another. There are plenty out there. And now you can do more than just look now you're a single man again. Exciting times ahead, once the pain has subsided, which it will. Embrace it, be confident, be yourself and the right woman will turn up. I know you said you feel you're getting on a bit and don't fancy the clubbing or bar scene but make sure you get a few drunken one night stands chalked up before you settle down again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 A mate of mine goes on all those 'flirt text' setups towards the shady spectrum of Freeview channels . Proper tramps nest . Littered with shags -although he's got no shame or inbuilt quality control . He got 'texting' some old boiler who was clearly a bored housewife hooked on the Lambrini . Good few years older than him and a complete horror according to him . Within an hour or two of making initial contact, he met up with her at a venue that was within walking distance and between where they each lived * After what must've been the most basal of courtships, he ended up riding her . * in the allotments at Seaton Burn in broad daylight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 "Mate of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Fair play to you, LTB! hope you were safe. X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38761 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Chin up Doc! Unleash your wit on the online dating world, and I'm sure you'll be drowning in a pungent sea of clunge soon enough. Oh, and LTB, you're fooling no one you dirty dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 He became known as 'Worzel' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38761 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 (edited) She give him a gummage job? Edited October 9, 2011 by Monkeys Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 She give him a gummage job? Twisted his head and it came off in her hands . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38761 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 That must've knacked! Did you scream? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 That must've knacked! Did you scream? If it was my allotment I would've . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38761 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Btw Dr.Ken, it should go without saying that you must post pics of any hotties/stinkers you "meet" online , but I'm saying it just to be clear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6306 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Aye I can vouch first hand that internet dating is the way to go. The place I met my lass wasn't a dating site but an early version of social media. Chatted for a few months, finally met up and we've been together for nearly 5 years now. All good Give it a whirl Dr K. Thing to keep in mind is it's natural to think everyone else gets on and you're out on your own. But in reality, you're all in the same boat and any lass that takes your fancy will be as nervous as you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Aye I can vouch first hand that internet dating is the way to go. The place I met my lass wasn't a dating site but an early version of social media. Chatted for a few months, finally met up and we've been together for nearly 5 years now. All good Give it a whirl Dr K. Thing to keep in mind is it's natural to think everyone else gets on and you're out on your own. But in reality, you're all in the same boat and any lass that takes your fancy will be as nervous as you are. Wise words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 You've already had some sound advice Dr.K. All I can add is there are lots of single ladeeez around, so go for it and put yourself out there to meet them! Shame you don't live down here as I know several ladies who I could set you up with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Bev, you've gone all snot-coloured! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Bev, you've gone all snot-coloured! HeHe Just having a play with the colours! (The green looks quite good if you're using the dark skin)! Though I prefer this orange, as orange and Black are our race colours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Bev, you've gone all snot-coloured! HeHe Just having a play with the colours! (The green looks quite good if you're using the dark skin)! Though I prefer this orange, as orange and Black are our race colours Orange is easier on the eyes on the white background, definitely.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38761 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 You've already had some sound advice Dr.K. All I can add is there are lots of single ladeeez around, so go for it and put yourself out there to meet them! Shame you don't live down here as I know several ladies who I could set you up with! Aaaaand Fist jumps back in his car for another impromptu trip down South… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16643 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Not taking the piss mate, but get on Match or the like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26345 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Take all your anger, resentment and bitterness and hold it inside for as long as you can until you just can't take it any more. Then go out and strangle a prostitute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted October 10, 2011 Author Share Posted October 10, 2011 A genuine thanks to all, lads & lasses. Going to have a day or two to turn myself round. I'm lucky that I've got good folks, freinds and hobbies that I can throw myself into. I think Chez is right, that seeing it with my own eyes was the hammer blow. That and that she's obviously come to terms with it a lot quicker than I have. Give it a week or two and I'll be prowling these dating sites. Thanks again all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5908 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Yep, I've had a pretty shit couple of weeks myself but then I remember that there are people out there who are losing their mam or dad to cancer or battling it themselves and it puts things back into perspective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 A mate of mine has just started using a dating site. He didn't have a clue what he should put on so we recruited the wife of one of our mates to write his profile for him. Worked a treat as she knew his qualities and also wrote it knowing what ladies want to hear. He's currently fighting them off with a shitty stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 A genuine thanks to all, lads & lasses. Going to have a day or two to turn myself round. I'm lucky that I've got good folks, freinds and hobbies that I can throw myself into. I think Chez is right, that seeing it with my own eyes was the hammer blow. That and that she's obviously come to terms with it a lot quicker than I have. Give it a week or two and I'll be prowling these dating sites. Thanks again all. 24 hours later, recovered from the emotional shock of seeing ex with new partner and already thinking of better things. Lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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