Dr Gloom 19824 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 People holding their phone horizontal with it's base near their mouth as they talk. What the pissing shitting twatting fuck is this about?! a common sight on my train home. strange behaviour indeed. almost as annoying as the little shits that play music through their phones, polluting the public space air. when did that become ok? it's always some radge looking charver that does it too, hoping someone tells him to respect the rest of the passengers and turn the thing off so he can square up for a fight in front of all the commuters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 The local bill who drive like fucking lunatics without a blue light on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19824 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Cunts that stand by the doors on the train instead of moving down the carriage when there's shitloads of space further down and scores of commuters trying to get on. Queue the calls of 'can you move down the train please' and a general air of British passive aggression and irritability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Cyclists riding in parallel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Cyclists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Cyclists, particularly all these grown men who now seem to dress in bright Lycra and attach water bottles and kendal mint cake to themselves, just to peddle to the shops and back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5908 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Yeah, fuck those lunatics and their healthy lifestyles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19824 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 A final moan on commuting. Jobsworth train platform officers that signal for the doors to close as you sprint to make it before the minute the train is due to leave the platform has expired and refuse to open it to let you on, despite the fact the train isn't scheduled to leave yet, forcing me to be late for a morning meeting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4855 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Girls moaning about their weight. They spend billions in the beauty industry every year trying to look good but then stuff all amounts of shit down their necks. Just do some fucking exercise and/or eat healthier. Its not rocket science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3978 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 People who take young toddlers on trains during rush hour - if it wasn't for decent earphones I'd be chucking the fuckers out of the windows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Cyclists, particularly all these grown men who now seem to dress in bright Lycra and attach water bottles and kendal mint cake to themselves, just to peddle to the shops and back. How do you know that they're just going to the shops? Have you been following them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 How do you know that they're just going to the shops? Have you been following them? Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38761 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Yes Now then, now then, guys and gals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Now then, now then, guys and gals. You're imagining me in Lycra, arnt you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 People that think they're superior and more interesting because they have thousands of fowlers on twitter. The fact is people want to follow fence sitters, there's toon fans with 6-10000 followers who know absolutely fuck all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38761 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 You're imagining me being grammatically correct for once, arnt you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 People that think they're superior and more interesting because they have thousands of fowlers on twitter. The fact is people want to follow fence sitters, there's toon fans with 6-10000 followers who know absolutely fuck all. Can't think of any more. If they've got thousands, then that's weird, but ultimately something to be congratulated for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Took a few reads but very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 I once saw some graffiti which read "Pauline Fowler show us your growler", can't remember where though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 I must say that it looks like someone is tampering with his rectum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 That's what they maybe mean when they refer to "Arthur's seat" on Eastenders ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38761 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Can't think of any more. If they've got thousands, then that's weird, but ultimately something to be congratulated for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Putting the sleeve off a micro wave meal in the bin, only to have to retrieve it to double check the second lot of instructions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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