Howmanheyman 43967 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 1 minute ago, Dazzler said: Thew-ah-lis? Pronounced 'Mag'. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16215 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: Who played Polly in Fawlty Towers, marra? Connie Bewth. Hew Playahed Polley Fawltey Conney I expected more from you tbh 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43967 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 Me thinking about the GNR medal. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16215 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said: Me thinking about the GNR medal. Mags waking up, gurgling yesterday's gravy and seeing the news: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 Just now, Dazzler said: Hew Playahed Polley Fawltey Conney I expected more from you tbh I didn't want to detract from the majesty of Bewth. My mate used to be married to a lass from Derham with a proper mackem accent and if we used to go out for scran, it never got old him asking her if we should "see if we cannit gerra bewth". No great surprise they're now divorced. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50770 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 9 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Mental that the woman they hate most in the world has a surname that is already written in mackem. You can't do anything with it to mackem it up. In a similar vein 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42160 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 7 minutes ago, Dazzler said: He knows a lot for someone keen to declare mags obsessed. Then ends it with a lie of the purest desperation to ensure everyone remembers it's keyth. Aye, everyone thought it was someone gifted a share of NUFC for brokering the deal that was bankrolling the club. No one suspected it was actually one of world’s largest sovereign wealth funds, who just happened to also have an 80% share of the club. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 Did someone say that that absolute plank Keyth is aware of how much he's mocked on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50770 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 Just now, Gemmill said: Did someone say that that absolute plank Keyth is aware of how much he's mocked on here? I’d be genuinely surprised if he’s even self-aware, never mind what we think of him. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16215 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 9 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I didn't want to detract from the majesty of Bewth. My mate used to be married to a lass from Derham with a proper mackem accent and if we used to go out for scran, it never got old him asking her if we should "see if we cannit gerra bewth". No great surprise they're now divorced. One of my old mates from work was a proper thoroughbred mackem. One day on the phone with a supplier he asked for them to arrange transport for something direct to the customer. Hearing him say kewreyeh more than once, the ops director's immediate red-faced rage, and then listening him spelling it out is still one of the funniest things I've ever had in a work setting and it was a decade ago. The ops director (a lad called Terry) then decided to play a game, trying to trick him into saying it again and when he did screamed "COURIER. IT'S FUCKING COURIER YOU DAFT MACKEM CUNT" Then again, his missus was from Whitburn and despite marrying her he'd do the Sideshow Bob shudder whenever he was on the phone to her because she used to call him "Tuhrey". 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50770 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 A mate was married to a lad from Dipton. We’d go out for a sitty doon curry with them every couple of months or so, and I always, without fail, would ask the waiter if mate’s husband could have a spoowin for his Kerry. He fucking hated me 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/sep/08/great-north-run-apologises-newcastle-map-medals-sunderland They've apologised for accidentally printing a hovel on everyone's stuff. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50770 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 Taylor will be fewming she wasn’t asked to write that article mind. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12389 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 Great North Run medals show Sunderland instead of Newcastle - BBC News "Newcastle-based artist Howard Lee" "The event's founder, Sir Brendan Foster, said he had "spent ages marvelling" at the designs and "never spotted the mistake" even when they were displayed in the window of city centre department store Fenwick. He added: "I've lived on the River Tyne my whole life and I should've noticed." Fucking clowns. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 5305 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 First thing to notice is that "South Shields" is below Newcastle - obviously, stupidly wrong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 I think what we're learning is that nobody at the GNR organisers gives a fuck what the medals and the t shirts look like, and nobody walking past Fenwicks window gave a fuck either. Which further punctures the mackem glee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12389 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I think what we're learning is that nobody at the GNR organisers gives a fuck what the medals and the t shirts look like, and nobody walking past Fenwicks window gave a fuck either. Which further punctures the mackem glee. I've just managed to shut one of the cunts up by pointing out the geographical location of Sunderland has been labelled as 'Newcastle'. It all went quiet after that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 I bet you're fucking gutted. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12389 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 13 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I bet you're fucking gutted. Listen, I'm no TP & TBD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27805 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 3 hours ago, Gemmill said: Did someone say that that absolute plank Keyth is aware of how much he's mocked on here? Bloke is such a prick. There's a thread on going to Ibiza there, with someone going next week really looking forwardto it, Keith rocks up and immediately slags the place off whilst boasting about all the other places he's been. He gets the piss ripped out of him but is too thick to even realise... 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14299 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 3 minutes ago, Renton said: Bloke is such a prick. There's a thread on going to Ibiza there, with someone going next week really looking forwardto it, Keith rocks up and immediately slags the place off whilst boasting about all the other places he's been. He gets the piss ripped out of him but is too thick to even realise... a cunt, a liar and profoundly fucking stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London 371 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 19 minutes ago, Renton said: Bloke is such a prick. There's a thread on going to Ibiza there, with someone going next week really looking forwardto it, Keith rocks up and immediately slags the place off whilst boasting about all the other places he's been. He gets the piss ripped out of him but is too thick to even realise... Automcatically read that in my head as if it were coming from this bloke. "I've swam across the Wear, nobody's ever done it before, not because of the current.....it's human faeces" 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 37 minutes ago, Renton said: Bloke is such a prick. There's a thread on going to Ibiza there, with someone going next week really looking forwardto it, Keith rocks up and immediately slags the place off whilst boasting about all the other places he's been. He gets the piss ripped out of him but is too thick to even realise... "Cewba, Dominican Republic, Dominica, Sayunt Lewsha, Beey Veey Eye, Guadalewpayuh, Grand Cayuhman, Barbayudoss, Jamayucah, Sayunt Kitts" Fucking dickhead. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42160 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 5 Greek islands!!!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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